Carla Jenkins larger than life

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monga

Nat looks demonesque nevermind burlesque
 
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arty123

Well, she's a braver woman than me, if my knashers looked like this I'd never speak again, never mind say 'cheese' (low fat of course) Eeewh
 

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TheresaGreen

She needs to see a dentist pronto. Her two remaining front teeth are stained and chipped and her false teeth are ill-fitting and bruising her gums.

They also need cleaning and descaling

 
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Carlasscales

CJ - your IG photos are so immature and really awkward. These are two 40+ women and they act like they never had any teenage years ... grow up and wise up you two! Honestly, I'm getting second hand embarrassment (the feeling of embarrassment from observing the embarrassing actions of another person. ) One of these mature ladies almost got her whole mouth re-worked, recapped and it cost a small fortune and the other ....well..didn't! Any guesses from the Insta pics?
 
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arty123

40+? More like 50- These two make me gag, imagine your mum acting like that? No wonder van dweller Ant wants to remain anonymous most of the time! Lexx should get a total refund on all of her procedures as they have zero effect! Oh to be a fly on the wall at that show, she probably sneaks the dogs in by wearing them as a hat and stole combo.
 
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2doorsdown

She has a nerve to say the disabled boy in the charity shop should be in the back of the shop not by the till... isn't her own son disabled??! How about every time she eats out she sits outside the building with a bag over her head to avoid showing her shit stained teeth putting customers off their food!!! She is a bad mouthed nasty MOODY woman in real life, dont be fooled by her stupid waffle act and fake grin!
 
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monga

At least the disabled boy is contributing to society ,more than can be said for her .
 
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Tabia

What’s wrong with her son? Didn’t know he was disabled.
 
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arty123

Literally have never seen a person who consumed as much sugar in my life and she doesn't see it as unusual! A sickly sweet bar for breakfast, a full Easter egg and contents as a minor snack, another sugar laden treat for swimming the length of herself and a pudding after dinner? Her blood sugar has to be through the roof. If she goes to give blood they won't ask for the blood group, they'll be checking if it's diet coke or syrup

Literally have never seen a person who consumed as much sugar in my life and she doesn't see it as unusual! A sickly sweet bar for breakfast, a full Easter egg and contents as a minor snack, another sugar laden treat for swimming the length of herself and a pudding after dinner? Her blood sugar has to be through the roof. If she goes to give blood they won't ask for the blood group, they'll be checking if it's diet coke or syrup
 
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strawberrybonbon

She said fruits expensive the other day, this coming from someone who eats out almost daily, but a punnet of grapes, naw lol. She ate all that egg, she pulls out dainty little bars after swimming and takes little nibbles lol, like hell she eats like that and like hell she will just have one. She devours everything in sight.

lol new vid, within one minute she's telling us shes off out for a meal, bananas are expensive lol

can someone put this in print, it's oscar winning...she said i went over my calories, it was the mayonaise that did it rather than the 600 and something calorie cheesecake........hahahaha
Wait wait, another fantastic one liner...she has been under her calories mostly, ie like 1980, so she says "yay for that" yay lets celebrate with another chocolate egg, yay.
Picture says it all.

 
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arty123

Yeah Carla, or course it was the mayo...

You'd think with all that editing in bed that she'd actually listen to what she's saying and how completely idiotic it sounds. It must sound better in her head because she doesn't hear the drivel we are subjected to! She thinks that by throwing a couple of sweet potatoes at her diet that it somehow counteracts the rest of the rubbish she devours. I'm getting a t shirt with the slogan, 'It was the mayo wot did it' and will wear it at our next tattle meetup, orders anyone?
 
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strawberrybonbon

Can't wait for her to reach 10 stone on this magical miracle eat what you like massive 2000 cals a day diet.
 
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FloraRose

I can’t understand meticulously weighing everything you eat at home when 90% of the time you’re eating out for main meals and guesstimating, most likely underestimating.
 
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arty123

strawberrybonbon said:
Can't wait for her to reach 10 stone on this magical miracle eat what you like massive 2000 cals a day diet.
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Exactly! She'll be the first ten stoner to wear size 22 clothes! She always sets the scales on exactly the same place AND she always edits the weigh in at exactly the same place, anyone making the connection yet? Sometimes her subs are a bit thick. I roar at the comments, great hun, super love, keep going girl. Swear most of them are close family members. She never mentioned the bike ride to lidl, with that jippy knee? It's a miracle. I'm getting my mayo and spoon now, I feel a four pound loss is on the cards.
 
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