Carla Jenkins larger than life

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Well that's just it she seems to know more about Carla than Carla herself :unsure: do they sit in wait ready to answer every query on the thread? seems very odd to be that obsessed and knowledgeable about someone we know what their specialist subject on mastermind will be ,,,with no passes :ROFLMAO:
Hey, that could be a great Xmas game. I bet Happyland and I would end up splitting first prize ! 🎅🤶
 
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Hey, that could be a great Xmas game. I bet Happyland and I would end up splitting first prize ! 🎅🤶
Yeah, it might keep you going till NewYear🥂

Anyone else closing their eyes when she pulled that very slim looking ladder down 😬
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I certainly wouldn't be going up in my loft wearing my slippers. Disaster waiting to happen.
I wouldn't be chancing it at her weight on such a flimsy ladder what if it snapped and she fell down the stairs ,she did fall out of the attic only one leg saved her from disaster but it's very badly bruised .
 
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I can't believe the filthy carpet..why show that? I know she's got dogs but that's no excuse...and the cans...Jeeez!

I can't believe the filthy carpet..why show that? I know she's got dogs but that's no excuse...and the cans...Jeeez!
Felt for her hurting her leg...ouch!
 
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All those cans!!!! I assume that's also Nat's bedroom with the stock of the corner shop in the doorway!
I'm far from perfect myself but i'd be damned if I'm going to show a messy house to the whole world on the internet!
No shame!
 
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Have you seen her on someone elses live? the lady is big girls really do cry. She's so cringe (carla that is) . She literally loves herself on this live. "ohhh look at me" She's the first person to bring the tone down She's the first guest to speak it kills her to be quiet.
 
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Anyone seen the Calorie crush?
Always a reason.
Always an excuse.
Taking ownership (or saying those words) doesn't mean tit. Actions speak louder.
Don't BUY the cake - have some willpower - walk away. Giving into temptation is the hardest part and THAT's why it's called a diet. it's not easy.

PS stop laughing like that too please!
 
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Anyone seen the Calorie crush?
Always a reason.
Always an excuse.
Absolutely! I’m sure there wasn’t that much thought and internal dialogue when she picked up the cakes in Costco. She saw the cakes and wanted them. Thought she’d give them to the neighbours? I doubt it. The greed monster bought them.

If you’re on a diet, why are you even in the cake aisle? You wouldn't find an alcohol browsing the wine aisle.
 
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Absolutely hate the fact that she thinks she and the three pooches own the park on her YouTube short! No consideration for other nervous dogs, their owners or young kids! Typical Carla attitude though, I'm ok until something happens, that's probably how her dog got attacked the other month, she blamed the other owner but if you let a pack of three off their leads it will spook other dogs! She is a lazy pet owner who does the minimum amount of exercise with them!
 
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that's probably how her dog got attacked the other month, she blamed the other owner but if you let a pack of three off their leads it will spook other dogs!
she clearly explained all her dogs were on leads walking down the footpath next to a road when they got attacked by a dog who slipped its lead.... so yes the other dog owner was quite clearly in the wrong.. but yes i agree 100% she's a lazy pet owner as the dogs only get taken to the park twice a day and not more!

Diets should be nothing but salad boiled rice and grilled chicken! and definitely NOT cream cakes!
 
Diets should be nothing but salad boiled rice and grilled chicken! and definitely NOT cream cakes!
Diets probably shouldn't be large cream cakes in fairness. Or large sponge cakes. Or fudge. Or multipacks of Twix. Especially when you / Happyland (it's very confusing) have zero self control. Probably an idea not to put the (sugar free yawn) chocolate sauce on your breakfast either because those sort of 'sweet' treats have a detrimental effect on your metabolism. Same as diet drinks. All the overweight people I know drink a ton of diet drinks. There's a study somewhere a few years back. Those balloons have been up and down more times than the proverbial. But Carla you look great and have done so well and honestly your face is looking so thin. Blah blah blah. I think many of her viewers are feeders.

I've mentioned before about the dogs and how inattentive a walker Carla is. She used to just let the dogs off and then sit. No idea how you can then be sure you are picking up after your dogs. She has also mentioned a few times how Buddy just goes home by himself occasionally so definitely not always under the owner's control. No doubt someone will be along to tell me exactly which episode of the waffle shows Buddy learning the green cross code.

Be sure to do the 'ha ha' or angry face. It makes my day to know that you're reading mwah x
 
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when you / Happyland (it's very confusing) have zero self control.
i am flattered that you think i am Carla honestly however you are very much wrong, i am nothing more than a humble viewer. I expect Carla is reading your message laughing her head off.

As for your 'diet coke' comment caffeine addiction is a very real problem for many people, I am however glad you agree with me that she's looking very good after her weight loss! could the caffeine be stopping her going any lower ? who knows! perhaps only time will tell.

It makes my day to know that you think i am her Mwah x
 
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i am flattered that you think i am Carla honestly however you are very much wrong, i am nothing more than a humble viewer. I expect Carla is reading your message laughing her head off.

As for your 'diet coke' comment caffeine addiction is a very real problem for many people, I am however glad you agree with me that she's looking very good after her weight loss! could the caffeine be stopping her going any lower ? who knows! perhaps only time will tell.

It makes my day to know that you think i am her Mwah x
I don’t think you’re Carla you’re too Happy 😃 and don’t bite back hard enough to be her , I’d say you’re more in line with Nat, that can still laugh at her mum (like my kids would do about me )but would still step up to defend her.
 
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I don't care. It's very strange behaviour. Thanks for the love though. It means a lot.
It's not caffeine addiction. There's caffeine in full fat Pepsi. It's the artificial sweeteners. Anything sugar free is terrible for a person especially when consumed in large quantities. Google aspartame. Often linked to migraines amongst other things.
 
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I don't care. It's very strange behaviour. Thanks for the love though. It means a lot.
It's not caffeine addiction. There's caffeine in full fat Pepsi. It's the artificial sweeteners. Anything sugar free is terrible for a person especially when consumed in large quantities. Google aspartame. Often linked to migraines amongst other things.
Yes the body treats it in the same way as having sugar. It causes an insulin spike
 
Today's DITL - what? Carla we do not need to see you in the bathroom - ever! We don't need to see you brush your teeth - ever! We take your word for it that your leggings fit. Still feel that the whole Josh thing is ODD. Was looking at a really early waffle and still will never get over that she referred to her dad's passing as 'taking some of the shine off her holiday' no honestly! I think that said a lot about her very wierd attitude to life in general. Anyone think she's actually uploading more now than ever, must be missing the extra dosh.
 
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I have to agree with Arty123 100%.
I took time out of my day to watch a A Day In The Life vlog from a self proclaimed ordinary woman thats a UK reseller.
There were no clips of her swimming the Bristol Channel.
She didn't lobby Parliament for Women's Rights, or even single handedly tackle Climate Change.
Instead, I was subjected to vignettes of every day events that make up her life.
Who does she think she is?
Its an outrage!
 
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Welcome to your thread !
I hope you've invested in a stronger ladder at the very least :eek:
 
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