Carla Jenkins #3 Sells tat, eats crap, rots treth with Pepsi max.

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Well the trauma event changed from ‘slight’ to ‘major’ in the calorie crush. If I experience any traumatic experience, the furthest thing from my mind is food! My appetite disappears. I’m absolutely sure this woman is not wired up properly and needs a bloody psychiatrist.
 
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There’s a bit of a theme with these calorie crushes. Most weeks the usual ‘traumatic event’ excuse is trotted out to justify a weight gain.
Her diet is atrocious. I counted about 4 pieces of fruit / veg consumed in the entire week, and lost count at the amount of junk eaten.
Given her size the weight should be falling off if she was really serious about loosing weight.
Agrees with you. It's not really a diet is it, it's an I'll eat whatever crap I like and give myself a massive 2000 calories and call it a calorie deficit. Why not push the boat out, give yerself 5000 cals you will be dead in no time and stick thin.
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Well the trauma event changed from ‘slight’ to ‘major’ in the calorie crush. If I experience any traumatic experience, the furthest thing from my mind is food! My appetite disappears. I’m absolutely sure this woman is not wired up properly and needs a bloody psychiatrist.
Me too and everyone else I know, real trauma puts the body into shock, furthest thing from their mind is eating, carla just runs to nearest newsagents for a crunchie bar after running over an animal. Why she's upset god knows, she don't mind chomping on animals in her fave meat restaurant.
Her little speech about the menopause blah blah blah, It's like she's the only person who's ever gone through it. Her self absorption holds no bounderies, I can't help feeling the Universe is teaching her a lesson that she never actually acknowledges and changes from the inside too.
Her stupid shorts videos with her cleverly tilted angle of camera so she appears slimmer and the filter hiding every wrinkle....why can't she just wake up, she's not 25, nor will she ever be again.
 
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I’m done with watching her now! Complete waste of time. She won’t listen to anyone’s advice but she obviously doesn’t know better or she wouldn’t be the size that she is!
 
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Her stupid ass viewers of course be like awww poor carla you ok after your trauma, have a slice of cake, want me to send you some reeses or what about another fifty meals voucher at all the dead animals you can chomp on fave restaurant?
Feel sad for that poor animal dragged into her youtube pathetic diet pity party.
 
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New video from carla hitler titled "Everything is so just so expensive now, painfully small B&M haul"
Is it just me or is she taking the piss....she's eating out almost every day on her food diaries, sometimes twice a day and buying spare air fryers cause ones son leaves the other one messy.
OMG natalies downsized from kingsized bed to a double! Finallyyyyyy she's realised that she needs space not mountains of furniture!!!
 
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New video from carla hitler titled "Everything is so just so expensive now, painfully small B&M haul"
Is it just me or is she taking the piss....she's eating out almost every day on her food diaries, sometimes twice a day and buying spare air fryers cause ones son leaves the other one messy.
OMG natalies downsized from kingsized bed to a double! Finallyyyyyy she's realised that she needs space not mountains of furniture!!!
I can’t believe how many times she eats out. She must spend a fortune. She’s ploughed through thousands of bloody fried breakfasts, Wetherspoons, KFCs, McDonald’s. I just don’t get this obsession she has for eating out constantly. If I were her I’d spend the money on doing up that pigsty she lives in.
 
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I can’t believe how many times she eats out. She must spend a fortune. She’s ploughed through thousands of bloody fried breakfasts, Wetherspoons, KFCs, McDonald’s. I just don’t get this obsession she has for eating out constantly. If I were her I’d spend the money on doing up that pigsty she lives in.
last week she ate out, bought meal deals and takeaways...14 times. Would not mind if any of it was healthy, it was alll crap. She could buy a house with that amount of money ie 100 quid a week at LEAST she is spending, ive seen her spend more. Her life, up to her, I get that people socialise over meals out, my family do the same, but we don't eat out nearly every day. She can't be arsed to cook a single meal, if its made at home its a processed meal. Again, her life, she can do what she likes, but when shes telling people im trying to lose weight and get healthy and also whinges about the prices in B&M, that's just not on. She asks people to send her money, she constantly begs off companies for free stuff. I mean what does she do all day, she uploads 2 maybe 3 things on ebay, yet she can't plan her meals, prep food or make sandwiches? She's lazy as hell.
 
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Another one I've not watched in ages. 300+ still and still spending a small fortune on eating out every week. Did she cook and eat the road kill at this point because it's absolutely any excuse to chow down. It wouldn't shock me if she had it flame grilled with a butter stick on the side
 
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Another one I've not watched in ages. 300+ still and still spending a small fortune on eating out every week. Did she cook and eat the road kill at this point because it's absolutely any excuse to chow down. It wouldn't shock me if she had it flame grilled with a butter stick on the side
Sadly no, they were tempted to pop the animal on the bbq but that would have actually meant carla had to cook something.
 
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carla having a day orf from cookin.....m&s cafe cakes meals m&s prawn salads. This woman literally must spend thousands on cafe meals. i mean come on a fricken baked potato with beans...probably cost her 5 quid plus another 4 for the cake. She makes a big point of calling these shorts calorie deficit...more like money deficit! I don't believe this is all she's eating.....and the rest carla, we all know you got mountains of snacks.

 
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carla having a day orf from cookin.....m&s cafe cakes meals m&s prawn salads. This woman literally must spend thousands on cafe meals. i mean come on a fricken baked potato with beans...probably cost her 5 quid plus another 4 for the cake. She makes a big point of calling these shorts calorie deficit...more like money deficit! I don't believe this is all she's eating.....and the rest carla, we all know you got mountains of snacks.

3000+ plus calories to maintain that mass. She's missing off another two slabs of cake
 
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Just what you need when you are trying to lose weight...unlimited food. Place looked dirty, when he brought out that massive knife and ham joint it had all the ambiance of an abbatoir...tit hole. Oh the trauma of seeing dead animals, poor carla. Have any of her viewers woken up yet and figured out how much money she spends eating out and how much tit she eats. It's a joke, all of it. Her friends are either morbidly obese or hobbling around like her. I aint ever seen anyone waste as much money as her cause she can't get off her fat arse and cook, apparently "she loves cooking"...but she's just so busy in her life lol, not a moment to spare. They will all be crying again when she's piled it on again, oh poor carla, how can we worship you some more, have some 5 quid kofi donations.....fill ya face in M&S cafe.
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I’m not a vegetarian (although I only eat meat about twice a week) but watching those 5 slavering over numerous carcasses made me feel 🤢
 
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I’m not a vegetarian (although I only eat meat about twice a week) but watching those 5 slavering over numerous carcasses made me feel 🤢
Last week she was so traumatised by seeing an accident with an Animal that she had to eat to comfort herself, and this week she's watching copious amounts of cooked animal be sliced off a skewer onto her plate. She must be someone who doesn't connect an animal to the meat she eats.
 
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Apart from one member of her party they’re all massive and bloody disabled by the look of it. The starters would have filled me! Where do they put it all? I’d be throwing up! Greedy doesn’t come into it.
 
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Last week she was so traumatised by seeing an accident with an Animal that she had to eat to comfort herself, and this week she's watching copious amounts of cooked animal be sliced off a skewer onto her plate. She must be someone who doesn't connect an animal to the meat she eats.
Yeh, never shocked her for long did it? My brother worked in a sausage factory years ago, he went vegetarian, what went on shocked him and believe me he'd eaten meat all his life, unlike me, even as a child I would refuse a lot of different kinds of meat. Not expecting her to go vegetarian or anything but she's one who mentions how she was was oh so traumatised, then uploads this, tactless crap. In the factoories you can hear the animals being brought in for slaughter and they are screaming. It's just a case of out of sight out of mind, which I have no problem with, society brought people up eating meat, it aint the protein god you think it is, it's actually quite toxic and poisonous, like dairy, it can make someone really sick with salmonella or botulism.
My problem is when people glorify eating meat like this video. Did any of them need an unlimited menu? She's so full of crap this woman, totally polluted by her tit diet. Seriously, what was the point of uploading it, is she shagging one of the staff and doing a promotion? All it showed was, I'm gonna eat whatever and as much as I like for a ridiculous 32 quid along with the rest of the money I spend and then whine how I can't afford my car to be fixed. Check her latest food diary, eating out again. Of course her viewers will say, oh poor carla, shes sooo depressed, lifes so hard for her, she's a food addict she needs our help, she's lazy, arrogant, won't listen to anyone and completely self absorbed. As long as she gets her hands on the end product, ie money, what does the content of a video matter.
Good luck to you with your unlimited menu's carla.
 
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Ugh! I've just watched her latest vlog and I actually feel sick! Watching 5 unhealthy, obese people who can hardly walk, chomp their way through all that meat! You could see the look in their eyes as the meat approached their plates! It was like they'd never been fed before! Pure gluttony! It actually made me feel ill watching them devour those poor animals, continuing to stuff themselves silly. Absolutely disgusting 🤢
 
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Ugh! I've just watched her latest vlog and I actually feel sick! Watching 5 unhealthy, obese people who can hardly walk, chomp their way through all that meat! You could see the look in their eyes as the meat approached their plates! It was like they'd never been fed before! Pure gluttony! It actually made me feel ill watching them devour those poor animals, continuing to stuff themselves silly. Absolutely disgusting 🤢
Totally agree. Of course her viewers oops sorry enablers, will all pat her on the back, yeh carla treat yourself its not often you eat out lol...unlimited food...shes taking the piss out of HERSELF. It's sad really, By the way check out todays diet diary, yes folks you guessed it, she's eatibg out again. I know whats coming, come calorie crush, they were rewiring the house, so she had to eat out every day, or she's stlll traumatised from that animal and can't possibly cook a single meal. On todays diet diary she had a chick mix at the pub said it was 700 something calories and then whined it was not worth it! By the way, she looks ill.
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Totally agree. Of course her viewers oops sorry enablers, will all pat her on the back, yeh carla treat yourself its not often you eat out lol...unlimited food...shes taking the piss out of HERSELF. It's sad really, By the way check out todays diet diary, yes folks you guessed it, she's eatibg out again. I know whats coming, come calorie crush, they were rewiring the house, so she had to eat out every day, or she's stlll traumatised from that animal and can't possibly cook a single meal. On todays diet diary she had a chick mix at the pub said it was 700 something calories and then whined it was not worth it! By the way, she looks ill.
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She is disgusting..... She's been gi en sound advice and refuses to take it and carry on with her BS calorie counting and sugary crap.... She should change the title to Cemetary Crush cos thats exactly where she's heading. God help the poor bastard who had to carry her death box ⚰ 🏋
 
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The irony is she makes a big thing of SW and WW diets not working for her and yet her calorie crush is going absolutely nowhere.
 
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