Carla Jenkins #2 New job, old fringe, talk of Joshy makes us cringe!

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In the East Midlands we often say “neck it down you” referring to having a drink. She is one touchy cow! Which surprises me because I always thought she had the hide of a rhinoceros.
 
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In the East Midlands we often say “neck it down you” referring to having a drink. She is one touchy cow! Which surprises me because I always thought she had the hide of a rhinoceros.
Well to be fair I can understand her not liking such common working class words, llol joking.... the queen prefers to be akin to a butterfly just gently fluttering around topping up her food during the day and she most certainly never puts on any fat, it's water weight! Those giant plates of a food we used to see when she ate out were just a greek myth lol
They join youtube, the "fans" raise them up on a pedestal and bam before you know it the queen has arrived lol. Off with their heads, how dare they!
As for kazza, she comes free with a greggs pasty and she flutters around too, just like queen carla and duchess mrs m...they just gently fly around topping up on food, nibbling the edge of gingerbread men or perhaps a flake or two from the pastry on a sausage roll. None of them would ever "neck" "gorge" or overeat or go over their MASSIVE, oops recommended daily calorie allowance.
 
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Ah right, yeah we say necking in the North East, silly cow
 
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Apparently watching someone eat is entertaining...in the distorted youtube world.

It does seem to be......that Kazza is the same. As are James and Carys. Personally, I find nothing enjoyable or entertaining in watching someone shove food around their mouth like an old washing machine
 
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Carboot vid this morning, carla finally admitted her stuff is tat!!!!! Loved the ending where she asks them to email her if they want to buy something, but not through ebay as she might get in trouble. Do they really buy her stuff for a massive mark up after she's just told them she bought it for 50 pence? Are they really this subservient?
I notice her mood changes in the calorie crush from resentful anger to charmingly sweet and nice in the carboot vids, get your purses out, kerching lol.
 
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Her daughters bedroom certainly is!!! And the rest of the house doesn't seem much better - I just don't know how grown women can live like it
 
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Calm your tits Carla I’m a Tattle user not one of your subscribers

FYI new to this thread and was wondering what could be achieved as either a side hustle/main job - but thanks for wasting your energy on replying!
Imagine thinking i'm carla
 
*Warning* latest vlog from carla contains footage of her shoving a piece of toast in her mouth about an inch from the camera and the crunch sound is spectacularly annoying. Apparently if you make your own butter you must then watch 20 stone plus morbidly obese carla eat tons of it. Along with caramalised quiche and cake, cause she is so trying to lose weight lol. She's just spent last year pretending to viewers she is calorie counting, made a lot of money and just ate whatever she likes.
She completely ignores caroline in the (look at what tat i got from the carboot section). They both have a good old guffaw and laugh cause they managed to rip off a woman who only wanted £2 each for two expensive villeroy boch mugs.
The rest of the vlog is ok, theres a part of carla that is decent and respectful but she has her viewers down as some subhumans that she thinks it's ok to eat loudly in their face. Can you imagine if someone walked up to you and said look I made my own butter, here watch me chew on this toast and shoved their face into yours cause bsically thats what it looks like on cam, proof is in the picture. Youtubers treat their viewers like garbage.



 
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Lots of different angled camera views of hyacinth on carla's latest video . Wowzers.

Poor ash , especially if he enjoys being a bottom . Though , to be fair , I can't imagine he'd enjoy the sight of bucket bearing down on him with her jowls and baggy neck slapping onto his face for some turtle time . Apologies in advance for giving any of you tattlers that image .


What happened to the lower calorie healthy meals bucket woman was promoting ??

How come these two women, who earn revenue from their weight loss suggestions , grow even larger (esp bucket) with each passing video ??


Will the newly built Veranda develop structural faults After bucket and carla stood on it together??
 
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