Well well well............................................... I wonder...................................... 
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Looks like his false teeth are about to pop out
Those are his luvly Turkey Teef - grifted for him by the swank
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I wonder when he'll grow a spine then tell the swank to "Eff Off!" finally? Surely by now he's had enough of being The One, ie the one who gets to ferry the drugged-up drunk around to various venues as well as pretend to be madly in love with it when its perfectly obvious to a blind man that he despises her as much as we do.
What has swanky got to do to him or put him through before he says "Dassit! Ize 'ad enuff yor rit doris!" and leave it in a gutter somewhere?
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He won't leave. He may despise her. But he gets fame (in his potato head he thinks he is famous) gets to go Thailand to look at the ladyboys because let's face it. swanky resembles a butch bloke. Joke the pair of them. Deserve each otherThose are his luvly Turkey Teef - grifted for him by the swank
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I wonder when he'll grow a spine then tell the swank to "Eff Off!" finally? Surely by now he's had enough of being The One, ie the one who gets to ferry the drugged-up drunk around to various venues as well as pretend to be madly in love with it when its perfectly obvious to a blind man that he despises her as much as we do.
What has swanky got to do to him or put him through before he says "Dassit! Ize 'ad enuff yor rit doris!" and leave it in a gutter somewhere?
True enough. Even knowing his family loathe the swank and Clan Grifter abhorr him, he's still there driving it about whilst trying to persuade himself that he's In Love with it, putting up with its drinking and drug use whilst it blatently & actively searches desperately for a Noo Egg to replace him. (Does such a creature as this Noo Egg actually exist? I'd imagine SB is the last of an extinct species called Noo Eggs as far as swank is concerned)
It'll come very soon when even a grifted 'oliday accompanied by swanky will repulse him so much and then we'll get Slapgate the Sequel.
It'll come very soon when even a grifted 'oliday accompanied by swanky will repulse him so much and then we'll get Slapgate the Sequel.
Carl is Narcissistic so is swank. They are two peas in a pod. Both thrive on drama. I think slapgate the sequel has already happened we just not heard it. But we will. I've met prats just like Carl and they are always handy with their fists. Short temper. But if she still keeping those kids prisoner we won't hear a dickie bird about vile Carl n his temper. But his eyes tell u everything. SoullessTrue enough. Even knowing his family loathe the swank and Clan Grifter abhorr him, he's still there driving it about whilst trying to persuade himself that he's In Love with it, putting up with its drinking and drug use whilst it blatently & actively searches desperately for a Noo Egg to replace him. (Does such a creature as this Noo Egg actually exist? I'd imagine SB is the last of an extinct species called Noo Eggs as far as swank is concerned)
It'll come very soon when even a grifted 'oliday accompanied by swanky will repulse him so much and then we'll get Slapgate the Sequel.
He's made no secret that he does not want to Play Daddy with her prisoners either, more so he doesn't want Harvey in his home either. swank happily goes along with this too
When Sinkboy does eventually grow a spine and leave the thing thats when all his Crimes will be screeched from on high, like how he battered her endlessly, kept her shut in at home, tortured her with Uvva Wimmin blah blah blah ad infinitum. The kids are a minor consideration when its Awwwwlllll Abaaaahhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
At present all the while he's doing Pointy-toe On The Line as instructed, driving her about and whatever else he has to do to earn his 'olidays (supplying stuff), all is right with the world, however it would have been very different had she been able to recruit a Noo Egg, The One #3469, a campaign that has failed dismally since Polo Egg told her "No thanks!". Looking like the back end of a double-decker bus with the face of a Notre Dame gargoyle, unsurprisingly she has been unable to replace SB despite putting herself about desperately in a concerted effort to have a stand-by waiting in the wings. Yet she still thinks she is something alluring and special!
These two cretins are stuck with each other for widely differing reasons
I reckon they are blackmailing each other. He has videos of her snorting coke with kids in house. She has videos of him wanking in the sink with a pic of Peter Andre in 1 hand. U can tell my his sneer swank repulses him. N she can't be on her own so yep blackmail it isWhen Sinkboy does eventually grow a spine and leave the thing thats when all his Crimes will be screeched from on high, like how he battered her endlessly, kept her shut in at home, tortured her with Uvva Wimmin blah blah blah ad infinitum. The kids are a minor consideration when its Awwwwlllll Abaaaahhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
At present all the while he's doing Pointy-toe On The Line as instructed, driving her about and whatever else he has to do to earn his 'olidays (supplying stuff), all is right with the world, however it would have been very different had she been able to recruit a Noo Egg, The One #3469, a campaign that has failed dismally since Polo Egg told her "No thanks!". Looking like the back end of a double-decker bus with the face of a Notre Dame gargoyle, unsurprisingly she has been unable to replace SB despite putting herself about desperately in a concerted effort to have a stand-by waiting in the wings. Yet she still thinks she is something alluring and special!
These two cretins are stuck with each other for widely differing reasons
There! He's finally made it to the pinnacle of SUCCESS!!! Woo Hoo!
TKU to Stan Butler for this
"So Carl welcome to the big brother podcast"
SB "I like cars"
"Carl what do you think of the new big brother"
SB "I like cars"
"So Carl what do you think of the new big brother contestants"
SB "I like cars and Katie told me to say she's not on drugs, looks after 5 kids and is not losing the house because she's minted. Did i tell you i like cars?"
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Oh my one of the funniest Pom pics,Sinky after same procedure as swanky.
Sometimes you might almost feel sorry for the fool.
Heres a still from the shitefest "Livinn Wiv Dat Loocy" that aired last night, a telling image of SB with the look of sheer disgust on his underbite as swanky reverts to her old default setting in talking about her bodily functions yet again - farting this time.
You got yerself a classy bird there eh Sinky?
Heres a still from the shitefest "Livinn Wiv Dat Loocy" that aired last night, a telling image of SB with the look of sheer disgust on his underbite as swanky reverts to her old default setting in talking about her bodily functions yet again - farting this time.
You got yerself a classy bird there eh Sinky?
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Surprised he not at the sink doing what he does best. Both pair of parasites.Sometimes you might almost feel sorry for the fool.
Heres a still from the shitefest "Livinn Wiv Dat Loocy" that aired last night, a telling image of SB with the look of sheer disgust on his underbite as swanky reverts to her old default setting in talking about her bodily functions yet again - farting this time.
You got yerself a classy bird there eh Sinky?
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His OF account has been dormant since his sink escapades. Perhaps he did not like having the piss ripped out of him but in fact its too late because those ghastly images are Out There forever and theres nothing he can do about it!
Bet his parents are delighted he ever got together with the swank to become The One # 6497
Bet his parents are delighted he ever got together with the swank to become The One # 6497