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Rita Chevrolet

Rita Chevrolet

Its time this absoute weapon had his own thread as opposed to being a truly vile, absolutely appalling add-on to Skanky Price
Here we go then :)

www.dailymail.co.uk

Carl Woods furiously DENIES split from Katie Price

Rumours had swirled the pair had broken up after it was reported that the mother-of-six, 44, publicly announced that their romance is over while enjoying a boozy night out.
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Tantrum time!

Despite that this berk gets rewarded with an interview on telly (LOL) by perhaps the worst Interviewer EVER.


Mods can you change the header to the proper format because I'm useless with this techy stuff TKU :)

www.mirror.co.uk

Carl Woods calls Katie Price split rumours 'complete lies' after expletive rant

Carl Woods made it clear to GB News presenter Mark Dolan that he and Katie Price are very much still together despite rumours suggesting otherwise
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I bet he's well-chuffed to have Made It at last, you know, him who didn't want celebdom to begin with LOL
 
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Rita Chevrolet

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Note to Mark Dolan -

You bloody liar! You do DO BORING!!!

This utter bollockfest is proof of that, oh and the fact you couldn't conduct electricity let alone An Interview

And BTW shares in Dior garments have plummeted since this arsewipe was seen wearing one of their Thai knock-offs
 
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plinky2

Can someone uncover this man’s millions 🤣

If anyone wants a synopsis - Carl owns a 3 bed semi on a main road, in a village next to an airport. He tried to go on love island but never made it past the contestant dates 5 years ago. He then went on some ITV show pretending to be a psychopath ‘Killer camp’ and upset people by how much of a psychopath he actually is. He then latched on to Katie Price whilst eating kebabs in Sheesh, he didn’t mind that very day she had just tried to break into her exes house by climbing in a window, and thought ‘that’s the woman for me’.

Carls dad lives in the 3 bed semi at the moment. Carl and his dad sell second hand cars and car finance. They also have a plumbing business

All of which contain no millions of £££ of any kind
 
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Yel

Yel

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"yeh cours" is giving me "yeah cheers thanks alot" Patsy vibes.

Katie price an icon 😆
Rita Chevrolet said:
Mods can you change the header to the proper format because I'm useless with this techy stuff TKU :)
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Always hit report so we see it, I just happened to see this by chance and wonder what the odd thread title was
 
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kourtneykool said:
Carl Woods aka Carol, Cole, Sink Boy, SB and DeckWank.

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"GREEEEEEEN!!!! Oh no...! Dat ain't rite. Muss take a pic to show me Dolly...
We cant ave kids, the'll l👀k like littul fuckin alians 👽"

Rita Chevrolet said:
Its time this absoute weapon had his own thread as opposed to being a truly vile, absolutely appalling add-on to Skanky Price
Here we go then :)

www.dailymail.co.uk

Carl Woods furiously DENIES split from Katie Price

Rumours had swirled the pair had broken up after it was reported that the mother-of-six, 44, publicly announced that their romance is over while enjoying a boozy night out.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk
Tantrum time!

Despite that this berk gets rewarded with an interview on telly (LOL) by perhaps the worst Interviewer EVER.


Mods can you change the header to the proper format because I'm useless with this techy stuff TKU :)

www.mirror.co.uk

Carl Woods calls Katie Price split rumours 'complete lies' after expletive rant

Carl Woods made it clear to GB News presenter Mark Dolan that he and Katie Price are very much still together despite rumours suggesting otherwise
www.mirror.co.uk www.mirror.co.uk
I bet he's well-chuffed to have Made It at last, you know, him who didn't want celebdom to begin with LOL
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Ooh Rita, what have you done 🤣🤣 given SinkBoy the recognition HE deserves.

Skanky will be fuming 🤣🤣
 
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Yes he truly has arrived on the Zleb Scene now he's got his own thread! :ROFLMAO::eek::poop:

It appears she won't give him back the 50 zillionty pahnd engagement ring though - still the bankruptcy lot can snatch it from her like they did to Liz Jones when she went down the U bend :)
www.thesun.co.uk

Katie Price ‘refusing to give £50k engagement ring back to Carl Woods’ after split

KATIE Price is refusing to give her £50k engagement ring back to Carl Woods following their split, according to pals. The Sun revealed at the weekend how Katie, 44, told strangers during a solo nig…
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Rita Chevrolet

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Bull***t Buster said:
And dont forget WGC weapons grade bleep! :ROFLMAO: I'm so here for this thread!
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Get stuck in over there Bully!

If (as we assume) skanky's boozy night out was AFP's tedious 'Fairmli Do" at the weekend, the one where skanky allegedly told assorted people she "wuz singul anawl........................" - I wonder who it was from amongst The Fairmli who grassed on her to the media ??
They all despise SB Malakas, a fact we all know and AFP has made it plain enough alongside the Wedding Snub etc - so who let the cat out of the bag eh? Whoever it was is undoubtedly the target if SB's major Rant-a-thon the other day

Gotta luv this from Flowerpot Girl though :)

"Oh carol,you are such a fool, you thought skanky loved you, but she thinks you are a tool."
Actually we

Bloody thing my computer!

That should say

We all think you're a tool SB :ROFLMAO:
 
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Had to share it across - its brilliant!

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A reply from Malakas re Slapgate; It makes NO SENSE whatsoever
 
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and now another name is thrown into the frame, some poor bastard named Liam Barrows it appears as been appointed as The New Egg.

SB Malakas is not going to like this at all but seriously what did he expect? She has history for doing this, ie recruiting another Egg whilst the previous one is still sitting in the boiling water on simmer, she did it to Boyson who was sitting at home knitting whilst she was doinking that Alex Adderson one at some grotty club! Maybe this will tip ol' Nutjob over the edge at last???
He must be shuffling his 93 pages of The TROOF as I type this :)
 
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Dollylovesshoes

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Rita Chevrolet said:
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/19413839/carl-woods-katie-price-split-rumours-without-her/

SB Malakas joins the Zleb Parade of deadbeats and nonentities!

What an extravaganza of Superstars though. Theres that one........................ errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......................... oh and thingy?............................ and Him though - that irrelevance who clobberred skanky one in the chops.........................................

:ROFLMAO::poop:🚽
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He didn’t even get a mention in the news bit about the do.🤣 poor old sinkwanker.🤣
 
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