Carl Woods

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Awwww he's getting all wistfull about Home!
Perhaps he's thinking of getting out to leave the swank to face its ultimate destiny, safe in the knowledge she won't get a Visa to join him?😂
And so much for that crowing post of yours the other day eh SB when looking at the deluge of crap that descended on the pair of you this morning? What a shame :)
 
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Crossposting this one across -
"SadBoy is posting cryptic tit again, some sort of BS advice…..

To grow you must suffer
Some people will get it, some people won’t
When you are driven

Whatever is in front of you will get destroyed

Errrrr, let’s deconstruct this, line by line, shall we SadBoy

You are a man-child, you haven’t achieved any growth in character or personality.
We do get you…..you are a complete good-for-nothing untalented charisma-free tosser.
The only driven aspect of your life, is driving madam around, and being her errand-boy lackey.
The only destroying you do is to your own reputation (not that you really had one anyway) by desperately hanging around swank for coin and low-key blue tick celeb status by association with her.


SadBoy do duck off with your nonsense, and get back to madam’s errands and chores." :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I wonder if he's "driven" to destroy the swank or if he actually is the spineless weevil that everybody has accepted him as?
 
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Before our new readership think that SB is simply an ineffectual Berk blundering about in Zlebdom alongside His Dolly, take a read of this transferred over from swank's page.
Not only is he a nasty piece of work but he's dodgy as duck so in one respect he actually deserves to have swank's talons firmly embedded in his goolies.
ave a read of this then then ask Just how many dodgy connections does KP have aside from SB? ( This is for the new lurkers! )

Wayne Lineker, is experienced in money smuggling and laundering. He used female 'mules' coming through airports. Lineker is represented by Rymi ( Ryan Thomas Mira), same as KP.

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Rymi organised many 24 hour trips to Nightclubs for KP, mostly in small Irish towns and clubs in Spain. They also go to Thailand quite a bit.

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Carl likes to go with her to these appearances. Carl is apparently a luxury vehicle trader although he never seems to record any profit.
Carl is also friends with this convicted drug dealer ( Bradley Stantiford) who ran a smuggling ring out of Stansted airport.

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Interestingly, luxury cars and nightclubs are common ways to launder money for criminal gangs in the UK and Europe.

Luxury cars can be bought and sold and taken over borders (SB has driven KP to Belgium a number of times). Cars can be put in various people's names and transferred, bought and sold, sometimes for much more than they were bought with the buyer known to the seller. Cars can also be modified to have secret compartments where drugs and money can be stashed. ( Carl likes to get cars customised). Cars can be rented to criminals, so the criminals have a different reg. and car every time they go to do a deal. Carl uses trade plates all the time.
Big criminal gangs these days subcontract smaller gangs to move cash. They will use smaller gangs who trade in stuff like designer handbags or premium alcohol brands sold at nightclubs or just give people money to buy luxury goods such as watches and designer gear etc.

Maybe there's nothing in this at all and KP and SB just know a fair few dodgy people? :unsure:

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KP does like her designer gear!

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Best of all the swank has bunked off to Iybeefa WITHOUT him and been filmed in Pascha draped over some random geezer!! He ain't gonna be 'appy!
 
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This simply HAS to come over here. So here he is then - the OF supremo who has "cattle connections" in Ireland. :ROFLMAO:

I wonder how many of those flat caps he tried on before he found his one?
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and now this - some absolute bounder has nicked his moter :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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Strange how even with his dodgy mates his car has been nicked? Wonder if swanky is out rinsing it about?? 😂😂😂
 
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They seek him here. They seek him there.............................SB's Rangey got there without him or the swank
Most likely is that swank crashed the thing having taken it from His Collection in a rage for abandoning her in Portsmouth.
Now its likely hidden in a lock-up somewhere awaiting being broken up for spares in a vain atempt to keep a lid on her driving expeditions AGAIN.
 
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Awwww he's been such a Good Boy recently that Auntie swanky has taken him to Spain for a week! :ROFLMAO:
 
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