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plinky2

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Can someone uncover this man’s millions 🤣

If anyone wants a synopsis - Carl owns a 3 bed semi on a main road, in a village next to an airport. He tried to go on love island but never made it past the contestant dates 5 years ago. He then went on some ITV show pretending to be a psychopath ‘Killer camp’ and upset people by how much of a psychopath he actually is. He then latched on to Katie Price whilst eating kebabs in Sheesh, he didn’t mind that very day she had just tried to break into her exes house by climbing in a window, and thought ‘that’s the woman for me’.

Carls dad lives in the 3 bed semi at the moment. Carl and his dad sell second hand cars and car finance. They also have a plumbing business

All of which contain no millions of £££ of any kind
 
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Rita Chevrolet

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Its time this absoute weapon had his own thread as opposed to being a truly vile, absolutely appalling add-on to Skanky Price
Here we go then :)

Tantrum time!

Despite that this berk gets rewarded with an interview on telly (LOL) by perhaps the worst Interviewer EVER.


Mods can you change the header to the proper format because I'm useless with this techy stuff TKU :)

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Carl Woods calls Katie Price split rumours 'complete lies' after expletive rant

Carl Woods made it clear to GB News presenter Mark Dolan that he and Katie Price are very much still together despite rumours suggesting otherwise
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I bet he's well-chuffed to have Made It at last, you know, him who didn't want celebdom to begin with LOL
 
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Rita Chevrolet

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Note to Mark Dolan -

You bloody liar! You do DO BORING!!!

This utter bollockfest is proof of that, oh and the fact you couldn't conduct electricity let alone An Interview

And BTW shares in Dior garments have plummeted since this arsewipe was seen wearing one of their Thai knock-offs
 
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kourtneykool said:
Carl Woods aka Carol, Cole, Sink Boy, SB and DeckWank.

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"GREEEEEEEN!!!! Oh no...! Dat ain't rite. Muss take a pic to show me Dolly...
We cant ave kids, the'll l👀k like littul fuckin alians 👽"

Rita Chevrolet said:
Its time this absoute weapon had his own thread as opposed to being a truly vile, absolutely appalling add-on to Skanky Price
Here we go then :)

Tantrum time!

Despite that this berk gets rewarded with an interview on telly (LOL) by perhaps the worst Interviewer EVER.


Mods can you change the header to the proper format because I'm useless with this techy stuff TKU :)

www.mirror.co.uk

Carl Woods calls Katie Price split rumours 'complete lies' after expletive rant

Carl Woods made it clear to GB News presenter Mark Dolan that he and Katie Price are very much still together despite rumours suggesting otherwise
www.mirror.co.uk www.mirror.co.uk
I bet he's well-chuffed to have Made It at last, you know, him who didn't want celebdom to begin with LOL
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Ooh Rita, what have you done 🤣🤣 given SinkBoy the recognition HE deserves.

Skanky will be fuming 🤣🤣
 
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Rita Chevrolet

Rita Chevrolet

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Bull***t Buster said:
And dont forget WGC weapons grade cunt! :ROFLMAO: I'm so here for this thread!
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Get stuck in over there Bully!

If (as we assume) skanky's boozy night out was AFP's tedious 'Fairmli Do" at the weekend, the one where skanky allegedly told assorted people she "wuz singul anawl........................" - I wonder who it was from amongst The Fairmli who grassed on her to the media ??
They all despise SB Malakas, a fact we all know and AFP has made it plain enough alongside the Wedding Snub etc - so who let the cat out of the bag eh? Whoever it was is undoubtedly the target if SB's major Rant-a-thon the other day

Gotta luv this from Flowerpot Girl though :)

"Oh carol,you are such a fool, you thought skanky loved you, but she thinks you are a tool."
Actually we

Bloody thing my computer!

That should say

We all think you're a tool SB :ROFLMAO:
 
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Bull***t Buster

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Morning I just thought I would post this little gem for any newbies.

The original, unfiltered Mr Woods! No wonder he only lasted 5 mins on Love Island! Astounding isn't it?

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"yeh cours" is giving me "yeah cheers thanks alot" Patsy vibes.

Katie price an icon 😆
Rita Chevrolet said:
Mods can you change the header to the proper format because I'm useless with this techy stuff TKU :)
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Always hit report so we see it, I just happened to see this by chance and wonder what the odd thread title was
 
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plinky2

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So last week I posted again from the FB group locally about slapgate night - residents describing it as a fight and how much screaming there was (and little 2 were present) and lo and behold Gary and Carl suddenly joined the group

The admin of the group announced their entrance though 🤣
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Rita Chevrolet

Rita Chevrolet

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Yes he truly has arrived on the Zleb Scene now he's got his own thread! :ROFLMAO::eek::poop:

It appears she won't give him back the 50 zillionty pahnd engagement ring though - still the bankruptcy lot can snatch it from her like they did to Liz Jones when she went down the U bend :)
 
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