Carl Woods

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Bless him! Is he off to Veeguss again - minus the skank of course because as a Criminal she can't get a Visa! She will be bloody LIVID!!
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Sad man probably only going in to get a coffee
Or dropping his daddy off. You can bet skanky will be apoplectic with rage if he is going to Veeguss because with her criminal record she won't get a Visa. On the other hand last time they allegedly Broke Up the twit crawled straight back to the thing so who knows where The Troof lies in this farce?
 
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Or dropping his daddy off. You can bet skanky will be apoplectic with rage if he is going to Veeguss because with her criminal record she won't get a Visa. On the other hand last time they allegedly Broke Up the twit crawled straight back to the thing so who knows where The Troof lies in this farce?
Prob all bollox she is prob in the carpark with kerry coke head shouting Marrrrkkkk and swanky shouting Colllee 🙄 parasites the lot of them. Then by valentines it be we back together cover for heat magazine or some other shite is heat magazine even a thing now?? And the farce continues
 
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Skank won't be happy either because he posted a photo of him with what might be a female at Patong Beach in Thailand! I wonder if skank will sneak off to join him in a few days like they've done in the other 8 break-ups??
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There! See!! He's met the love of his life Ms. Ting Tong Macadangdang, so you can piss-off skanky 💘
 
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Bloody hell! SB is really looking to torpedo the skank AT LONG LAST
Theres too much to detail here but go check skanky's wiki page 38 to see what the old boot has driven him to do out of frustration and revenge!
You like me will LOVE ITTTTTTT!!!!
 
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Since he's not been with the skank he's been hiding under the radar - BUT - there seem to be murmurings that the dimwit is missing the thing SOOOOOO much that he's going to give it another go! (That and the fact absolutely NOBODY is convinced even vaguely that this Grate Lurrrvvve with Legohead is anything but a desperate attelpt at publicity forthe paiur of eejits. Daddy Woods will be delighted of course :ROFLMAO:

So in preparation for the expected OKrap speshul about their grate lurrrvve and being unable to live without each other, get you some of this Sinkboy!
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Skank can wipe her moonboots awl ova yew :ROFLMAO:
 
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Well indeed. He'd have to be completely bonkers to go back to it but he might be a raging masochist who enjoys being persecuted by the thing?
 
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Gone but not forgotten!
Come on SB! Wheres all this Troof you were going to dish?
Look at Legohead driving the pink monstrosity about that YOU paid for!
Time you really did help K get those kids back dontcha think??
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Well he's still posting stuff aimed at the thing - one yesterday is a clip of Kryten's Best Moments with lots of laughing emojis;
Wonder who he can mean????:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Strange that so far skanky has placed the crosshairs on him after all the terrible things he did to her over the years.......................................
 
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