Be a welcome addition to his holiday album, some great shots of his rectum and lower intestine...
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Yeah I thought that two people for 10 days in that case! Numbness and pain in the feet is awful. I often fall if they are numb as mine swings from numbness to pain and cramping. I usually get my sketchers on offer if I can but if not I'm happy to pay full price. Poor dad was sat bent over for ages struggling to get his feet in his so he was really happy with the slip in ones I got. No point being tight when it comes to things like that. They should have each bought a decent pair of flip flops/sliders at the airport. Don't get me started on the needle and thread to sew up Turkey Necks crotch.Yes ChiRie, my sister 's got the slip in sketchers, she said best thing she's ever bought.
I too have numbness and pain in my feet,(my stiletto wearing days are over) , to be honest I'd have paid twice the price for mine. If they ever did get decent footwear, they'd never admit taking our adviceThe mileage baby puts on her trotters walking up and down supermarket aisles they'd be a good investment.
I couldn't believe the size of that case they took, AND for both of them for 10 days,bleeping unbelievable. When I'm on holiday I don't hand wash, I do duck all, I'm on holiday and take enough stuff, in fact too much.
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Oh yeah that was grossWatching him flex his pecs gave me the ick
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From what I've seen on other youtube vlogs, you can't actually get a proper butchers sausage so what does he expect. Sharons choice looked horrible to me as well.God how many times can Martin use the term โcatering sausagesโ in one vlog ffs.
Baby been shaving ๐ช god knows what part of her she means. Iโm hoping her big hairy face as opposed to her big hairy lady parts.
Martin in the gym trying to show his musclesoffโฆ. God help us all.
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Watching him flex his pecs gave me the ick
- he looked quite creepy looking into the camera, gave me the shivers urgh..
. Heโs got a fair pair of tits going on there it seems to run in the family lol 
That hotel is terrible it does look really eerie and empty@rosie please someone do it. I wish someone would tie baby's arms behind her back,all that pointing really pisses me off, I'm sure she does it cause she knows it annoys me (or am I being paranoid)
Guru definitely referencing what we say on here, we said the last hotel in Tenerife looked like the Shining, he said it tonight, oh and it looked eerie, I think he was talking about near ceiling. The whole bleeping hotel looked eerie, like an empty fairground it's creepy
I can't believe baby wouldn't pay for a safe, it's a must for me. Passports and money and my English purse with cash and cards in. I only ever take what I'm spending that day out with me. Tight bastards.
Notice the subscribers who knew him wasn't caught on camera, every other bugger was that was just getting their breakfast, bad enough filming from a distance but he was really close, I'm longing for someone to duck him right off with that camera.
Oh I would love someone to challenge him did you see people looking at them
saying to themselves look at that pair of arseholes,oh and the "subscriber" what a pratt he is and in the gym he looks like Crash Bandicoot ffs---
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@ChiRie ----- shazza probably couldn't trust herself with a needle and cotton, so tempting to stitch his gob shut 
Guru was saying he's only going to eat once a day and baby saying she's going to eat three small meal a day, I hope he let's her enjoy the food. Just eat what you want, let go your on holiday. I don't eat three meals day at home, but do on holiday, strangely I don't put weight on but do more walking.
Regarding your cramping ChiRie, do you take Quinine, it's a god send. If you're not taking ask your doctor.
Guru was saying he's only going to eat once a day and baby saying she's going to eat three small meal a day, I hope he let's her enjoy the food. Just eat what you want, let go your on holiday. I don't eat three meals day at home, but do on holiday, strangely I don't put weight on but do more walking.
Regarding your cramping ChiRie, do you take Quinine, it's a god send. If you're not taking ask your doctor.
No I don't but I'll look into it. I haven't seen on the neuropathy group I am on. I take a good Magnesium. It's not cheap and does help. Times even the duvet touching my toes will make my foot cramp!@ChiRie ----- shazza probably couldn't trust herself with a needle and cotton, so tempting to stitch his gob shut
Guru was saying he's only going to eat once a day and baby saying she's going to eat three small meal a day, I hope he let's her enjoy the food. Just eat what you want, let go your on holiday. I don't eat three meals day at home, but do on holiday, strangely I don't put weight on but do more walking.
Regarding your cramping ChiRie, do you take Quinine, it's a god send. If you're not taking ask your doctor.
Yeah I do hope he lets her eat the meals she wants. Like you said walking about will help burn it off. I think it's all the booze on these all inclusives that put weight on people, full of empty calories. Being non drinkers they'll be ok. I do wish Martin would relax a bit sometimes money and food wise. Don't get me wrong sometimes I won't pay for something simply because the price is ridiculous, I may have the money but if I think it's a rip off then I won't pay. I do think on hols he could relax about it
Did you all realise though, that all rooms overlook the pool!!! 
@Slimwizard I'm glad he pointed that out, though their room looks like side view . And you can sit where you like in the dining room. I'm surprised he's not been snapped up by a travel company as a meet and greet and tour guide. 
I hate that quadrant where all those empty /closed down shops are.
It's like a ghost town
unless he's filming too early.
I hate that quadrant where all those empty /closed down shops are.
It's like a ghost town
unless he's filming too early.heโs frightened everyone away! Youโre right, it was dead!@Slimwizard I'm glad he pointed that out, though their room looks like side view . And you can sit where you like in the dining room. I'm surprised he's not been snapped up by a travel company as a meet and greet and tour guide.
I hate that quadrant where all those empty /closed down shops are.
It's like a ghost town
Thanks Baby and Guru what you showed of Lanzorotethink I'll give it a miss
yes me tooThanks Baby and Guru what you showed of Lanzorotethink I'll give it a miss
@rosie and @Slimwizard not my type of holiday at all. Looks like they're staying in the back of beyond. I love Albufeira, where I stay it's a pleasant stroll to the sea and Old Town, all down hill , plenty of life, loads of cafe bars, shops, the Modelo (supermarket and nice shops). Loads of patisserie 's and a few hotels. Locals and holidaymakers.
Not my cup of tea, even if cheap to go
what a time to pause the video
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Oh me too Sasha coco Albufeira is my favourite place it's beautiful and plenty to see and do and bottles of wine are cheaper than bottles of water
I love Albufeira, where I stay it's a pleasant stroll to the sea and Old Town, all down hill , plenty of life, loads of cafe bars, shops, the Modelo (supermarket and nice shops). Loads of patisserie 's and a few hotels. Locals and holidaymakers.
Not my cup of tea, even if cheap to go
What a lovely anniversary for Baby. They celebrated with a pot of tea (no milk for Mart) and a four mile walk to look at some 'nice' eateries (god forbid Mart puts his hand in his pocket to pay for a special anniversary lunch). When he went down on one knee I thought he might have a surprise gift for her but nothing. Not even a card? I'd have got battered lol
At least they seem to be changing their clothes more often
At least they seem to be changing their clothes more often
Well tonight's slog convinced me NEVER go to Lanzarote (not that I ever fancied going). The hotel is in the arse end of life, as the view from the hire car demonstrated.
And why the duck is baby carrying a huge heavy backpack for a day excursion
I have a canvas across body bag smaller than an A4 with loads of compartments and it folds over and fastens. It's big enough for my phone, purse, reading glasses and a bottle of water with room to spare, and everything is zipped off so can't get 'dipped' and my hands are free. A bag that size and didn't have a cardigan or jacket with her. Unbelievable.
And I see guru up to his usual trick, filming passengers and their kids on the coach, WHY, film out of the bleeping window like everyone else. I'm living for the day when someone tells him to stop invading their and their children's privacy and smashes that camera into pieces.
He edits the slogs, so blur out people's faces if you can't edit the people out, or better still, STOP filming holiday makers. He's a bastard menace.
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@Roy_S I'm not condoning violence, but your partner would be justified
And why the duck is baby carrying a huge heavy backpack for a day excursion
I have a canvas across body bag smaller than an A4 with loads of compartments and it folds over and fastens. It's big enough for my phone, purse, reading glasses and a bottle of water with room to spare, and everything is zipped off so can't get 'dipped' and my hands are free. A bag that size and didn't have a cardigan or jacket with her. Unbelievable.
And I see guru up to his usual trick, filming passengers and their kids on the coach, WHY, film out of the bleeping window like everyone else. I'm living for the day when someone tells him to stop invading their and their children's privacy and smashes that camera into pieces.
He edits the slogs, so blur out people's faces if you can't edit the people out, or better still, STOP filming holiday makers. He's a bastard menace.
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@Roy_S I'm not condoning violence, but your partner would be justified
Probably got a power bank, electric hob, portable wood burning stove, cast iron frying pan, six eggs and a few ribeye steaks in case Mart gets peckish.And why the duck is baby carrying a huge heavy backpack for a day excursion
exactly what I thought, probably carrying the gurus pack of catering sausages and a kilo of bacon!Haha, and don't forget the most important thing... his beloved Kerrygold butter, did you know it's from grass fed cows
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