Just watched he called it proshitto!!So Baby can't say Prosciutto....... Sorry Martin neither can you
I thought the same Rosie. Who hasn’t ever eaten goats cheese by the time they are 60 years old for god sake! Have they been living under a fucking rock!Has Baby and the guru just landed on earth from Mars ffs
I now can't shake a vision of Martin going at it doggy style like one of those windy miller garden ornaments while Shazza checks their latest youtube critiques...Oh dear god and when they were alluding to the fact they have sex, by Martin saying shelle likes it hard about 10 times! How disgusting I don’t want to think about you 2 fat smelly lumps banging each other thank you. I’ve got enough problems of my own!!
Thanks for that image TeatimeI thought the same Rosie. Who hasn’t ever eaten goats cheese by the time they are 60 years old for god sake! Have they been living under a fucking rock!
Oh dear god and when they were alluding to the fact they have sex, by Martin saying shelle likes it hard about 10 times! How disgusting I don’t want to think about you 2 fat smelly lumps banging each other thank you. I’ve got enough problems of my own!!
I think he's expecting it mentioned on here, that's why all the innuendos and knowing looks at camera. Those comments are for our benefit, if they don't like it, cut the innuendos. Her in Scotland is the same, what is it with family and smutty innuendos, the poor gullibles will get corrupted if they grasp what their guru is talking aboutOh you just know Martin is going to have to reference the last few posts in his next vlog!
@Roy_S love itThank God the Guru had his wits about him when they went shopping (well Shazza was shopping, Guru Martin's function seemed to be checking everything she was buying and trying to find a reason to put it back on the shelf). FUC*ING HELL! She was only going to buy milk with carbs in....
In other news our leading man exhibited his plunging skills (Matron) when he pushed his knob to it's limit's then drank the hot, steamy result.
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Funnily enough I was in Blackpool a month ago, there was no advanced publicity about the guru's visitation?
I almost felt sorry for poor Baby,the way is was getting onThank God the Guru had his wits about him when they went shopping (well Shazza was shopping, Guru Martin's function seemed to be checking everything she was buying and trying to find a reason to put it back on the shelf). FUC*ING HELL! She was only going to buy milk with carbs in....
In other news our leading man exhibited his plunging skills (Matron) when he pushed his knob to it's limit's then drank the hot, steamy result.
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But he was full up Rosie, they could have gone back for more but he'd had enough, must have had half a dozen eggs on that plate with the fried eggs.The latest slog from Blackpool,we had 2 different views of an out of season football pitchI see Baby hasn't got a plug on her expensive hairdryer,the guru didn't rate the scrambled egg,but proceeded to eat to big helpings of it.....and yes Martin you are a greedy bastard.
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