Brummymummy #12 so full of crap, we couldn’t fit it in a title.

[yellow_daisies]

Can't quite imagine Brummy allowing debate, if you didn't agree with her she would not have been able to block and delete!

Well no- she would have been shooketh when the kids had ideas of their own!!

We had 2 RE teachers in my high school. One was a fruit loop, when he got angry the entire floor could hear him roaring. The other was a perv, he was always saying inappropriate things to the girls, would find a reason to touch us like hand on shoulder when he was behind us or rubbing backs as we walked past him and the year after I left he was caught having sex with a 14 year old in the classroom closet. I had the mental one for the first year then the perv for the rest of my high school years. I don’t have fond memories of RE. I think if we had a good teacher who had a passion for the subject I would have enjoyed it but it was just like PE, a class we HAD to do.

Shoe zone slippers are crap. They go flat quickly and fall apart just like their shoes as well.

Those guys were 100% going to put you off RE!! I had a similar experience with science teachers- utterly uninspiring and pretty sure they loathed being teachers and decided to take it out on their students!

 

[Awhenny]

I didnt realize that adults actually put christmas trees in their bedrooms. Who knew that was a thing

 

[Leascarle]

My son is 7 and would never describe anyone let alone me as a lover nor would any of his friends what an odd word

 

[Betsy86]

So did she stay in or go out???

 

[Suzesnooze]

My son is 7 and would never describe anyone let alone me as a lover nor would any of his friends what an odd word

I thought exactly the same. Surprised Erin uses that word at her age.

I think babs wrote the poem out for her and asked her to copy it!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

I am issuing a correction/ update. The Scummy Mummies podcast with Emma and Louise has now been put up (this morning). Haven’t had time to listen to it yet.

i don't usually listen to podcasts, but i think i'm actually going to have to listen to this, in order to ascertain the state of louise and babs' relationship. i was listening to some of louise's youtube blogs from last year, and babs is a regular feature; often on face time, visiting louise at home - at one point on roughly a weekly basis - or the two f them were adventuring out on trips to discount stores, always laughing hysterically, having a great time together. interestingly though, that in every single vlog where babs is present, she always makes reference to her age, and how super old she is. yawn.

yet recently, they seem to have drifted apart - and especially with that public winter wonderland snub from louise - and i'm curious as to what happened between them, or if it's just that louise is far too busy with her books and her podcast and her successful life to bother with whiny "i'm so old" bargain babs, or - more likely - if she finally realised how cringe and vulgar babs is, and purposefully distanced herself to avoid embarrassment and protect her own career from being tainted by babs' involvement. either way, it will be interesting to see how they interact together, despite the state of their failed friendship - which i get the impression louise has quickly moved on from, but that babs is still seething, and holds a great amount of resentment.

Omg has anyone seen her in the bakofoil dress?!?! HIDEOUS

absolutely bleeping HIDEOUS. what the hell was she thinking?! for once, that #emmaopenscrap hashtag was completely accurate! "i added a black belt and little black shoes" - as though the accessories make the the dress any less cringe! - those black shoes absolutely, definitely are NOT heels because, as we are all well aware, babs cannot wear heels because of her dodgy knee. i'm actually quite surprised the converse haven't made an appearance! the idea that she'd actually go out wearing that is mortifying. like, i literally fee embarrassed for her. also, gotta love how she claims she bought the dress from boohoo, despite having clearly opened an asos package. sure, the may be made by boohoo, but at least try to get the website right babs! i mean, especially as an ex-teacher, i would have hoped reading was one of her strong points!

So did she stay in or go out???

tbh, i doubt even babs has a clue where she is. more than likely, she was sat in bed scoffing mince pies and after eights, absolutely RABID at the concept of not having to go to dance class - because obvs if her friend can't go, babs can't go either?! - when she suddenly remembered it was parents evening, which apparently means ALCOHOL - really? are parent's evening drinks a thing? - and even more RABID at the idea of drinks than christmas snacks, she forgot how happy she was at the idea of sitting in bed all evening watching tv, and dashed out to get her alcohol fix. wouldn't surprise me if she's proudly out having drinks in her pyjamas. or horrifying all the other parents in that lurid gold bacofoil dress. imagine being so overjoyed that you don't have to leave the house to collect your daughter, collecting snacks, putting your pyjamas on at 5pm and taking those all-important pyjama selfies that you forget it's parent's evening! top parenting as always, babs.

 

[Lola123]

I’m very confused, in that letter she called her mommy but Emma’s screen name is mummy? Was it wrong for me to assume her kids called her mummy even though they’re from brum?
also Emma, as I know you’re reading, as a teacher do not promote the giving of gifts to teachers, a card yes, not every child can afford a gift and so many teachers would rather the money donated to a good cause like food banks so kids in our class have a decent Christmas and don’t have to go hungry! (If you haven’t considered this already make sure you do it)

 

[Nadurath]

I might be wrong, but the last proper interaction I saw between them was just before the porn site / let’s give Erin a YouTube channel over the Summer.

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

I thought exactly the same. Surprised Erin uses that word at her age.

I think babs wrote the poem out for her and asked her to copy it!

Yes I think she wrote it too.
Vogue is also an odd word for an 8 year old to use.

 

[Suzesnooze]

Yes I think she wrote it too.
Vogue is also an odd word for an 8 year old to use.

Well babs danced to vogue last week but doubt Erin knew how to spell it correctly!

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Well babs danced to vogue last week but doubt Erin knew how to spell it correctly!

Oh ok, I had to turn the sound off on the dance this week!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

there is absolutely no way in HELL that erin wrote this. it is way too contrived, and the cringey way it's written! seriously? this is a poem that only babs could concoct. erin may think she wrote it, but it is clearly heavily influenced by babs. what eight year old even uses the word "lover", let alone claims that their mother is their lover?! it's just weird and unsettling tbh. this is clearly a reaction to recent comments about how erin and ethan must be mortified by their mother's behaviour - then two days later, coincidentally, erin randomly writes a poem specifically referencing the dressing gown, the prawn cracker dance? seriously, who does babs think she's kidding?!

and the attempt to almost make it into a song with the "ayyy" and the "hayyy" - it just has babs written all over it. quite literally. probably one of her failed attempts to write a song for her x factor audition!

but seriously, it's just WAY too much of a coincidence that erin would randomly sit down, seemingly out of nowhere, and write a poem regarding bab's cringe-worthy prawn cracker dance without being prompted, and whilst she may have been holding the pen, she either copied a poem originally written by babs - purposefully written as though it had been penned by a child, that "by erin aged 8 3/4" seems like something babs thinks a child would write, and the purposeful misspelling of "crackers", but again it just seems very forced and fake - or she simply wrote what babs told her to. there's absolutely no question about it, and babs is only making herself look completely idiotic claiming that erin wrote it. i cannot believe that her followers fail to see through such crap!

tbh, that felt-tip portrait of babs looking like an absolute twit "dancing" is the most real thing in that photo. i fully believe erin drew that - babs obvs insisted she wrote "vogue" across the top - what eight year old knows the word "vogue", and babs missed a prime opportunity to make it appear more realistic by misspelling it! - but i fully believe the picture itself was drawn by erin, as an accurate representation of how she perceives her embarrassing mother.

 

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

I found the real copy.
“ my mum does silly dancing,
She looks like a twit,
She wears no pants
And does silly Disney brummy rants.
she takes me to these places
My brothers never seen
She prances around and pretends
She’s a kween.
She spends all day on her bum
Always watching teen mum.
My dad sleeps in etthans room
He says how did it get this far this soon.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

I found the real copy.
“ my mum does silly dancing,
She looks like a twit,
She wears no pants
And does silly Disney brummy rants.
she takes me to these places
My brothers never seen
She prances around and pretends
She’s a kween.
She spends all day on her bum
Always watching teen mum.
My dad sleeps in etthans room
He says how did it get this far this soon.

LOVE IT! interestingly, i found another of erin's original attempts - before babs got her claws in...

My Mummy by Erin aged 8 3/4
mum humiliates me with her dance moves; they're really cringe to see,
almost as embarrassing as when she #twins with me,
she says we're two peas in a pod - i don't agree,
i want to wear the clothes i like without her copying me.
mummy won't sleep with daddy - she makes him sleep in ethan's bed,
mum says it's 'cause she likes to sniff my little brother's head,
she's always in pyjamas, and often wears no pants,
my friends all see her videos of when she tries to dance,
they laugh at mum, then laugh at me which makes me really sad,
but i can't say her dances are cringe, or she really gets mad,
mum hates to do the school run, she doesn't like the rain,
she moans and whines and whinges and constantly complains,
dad does all the chores, he makes mum loads of decaf tea,
she's always moaning she's so old, but she loves disney more than me!
her wardrobe's filled with disney clothes, and she's disneyfied the house,
i wish she loved my daddy as much as she loves that mouse!
my guinea pig died and my doggy is sick,
i'm sad, but mum's busy sticking loo rolls to her tits,
mum says she loves her body and calls herself a kween,
but she bought this gold dress - the ugliest thing i've ever seen!
she goes to home bargains every week,
then brings me tat that i don't want but tells me it's a treat.
mom made a hot chocolate station we're not allowed to touch,
i tried to eat a candycane and she said I'd messed it up,
mum says it's pronounced hot cock and then laughs manically,
i think it's why my friends mums won't invite me round for tea.
it's cringe when we go to costa for hot drinks,
mum pretends we have the names of frozen characters - it's hilarious she thinks,
mum makes me pose for photos, she says they're for her grid,
i don't know what that is, but it earns her a few quid.
sometimes i must wear a stupid mask or clothes i hate,
but mum tells me to smile 'cause the opportunity is great.
she takes me out to places, but never takes my brother,
she made me a copy a poem she wrote which says that she's my lover.
i wish i could spend more time with dad,
but mum says i made her a mummy so I'm her favourite kid.
when mom starts singing and dancing it makes me want to hide,
but i have to smile and pretend i'm not mortified.
mom thinks that 'cause I'm only eight i don't feel shame,
our families being torn apart, and mummy is to blame.
i wish she'd realise there's more to life than just the gram,
i want us to be a proper family, but she just wants to watch teen mom.

bargain brummy #13 babs attempts poetry undercover, to feign the claim her daughter's mother is her lover.

scummy brummy #13 her daughter's her lover, not shamed by her cracker dance, claims poem written by 8 3/4 year old babs.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

what's the deal with babs and her current obsession with having to do the school run - oh shock, horror - in the RAIN?! ofc anyone would prefer it not to be raining, but she's just using as an excuse for a moan, and i have the impression that it's not a topic she's planning to drop any time soon - especially since she's encouraging her followers to engage by getting them to tag her in photos of rain at school pick-up time and sharing them in her stories alongside her own rainy day selfies featuring babs pulling a hideous face.

i mean, seriously - it's the end of november, in england; ofc it's gonna rain. so go buy yourself a brolly babs and stop talking such bibbidi bobbidi bullshit.

 

[EleanorRigby]

Well one thing that screenshot of her standing on her bed shows is how tiny the bed is. All this time I've felt sorry for Mickey in a teeny tiny bed but now I can see he'll get more space that way!

 

[joandidion]

i mean, seriously - it's the end of november, in england; ofc it's gonna rain. so go buy yourself a brolly babs and stop talking such bibbidi bobbidi bullshit.

And she drives so what the hell is the big deal. It just shows how little she has going in her life really, that that is the main focus point most days.

 

[Suzesnooze]

An AD for Experian telling us she bought her first home age 20 but she’s also told us before that she’s been in debt twice.

I shared a house with a girl in debt who blacklisted our property and I started getting refused finance etc when buying a house so had to use Experian to prove my credit score.

No wonder Mickey had to use it living with someone who has a bad credit score from her years of debt!

 

[Nadurath]

Nice little mention of buying a new car in the #ad as well.

Also there is no way she only does two #ads a week!

 

[Kofi Annan]

Why the duck do I want her showing me how to dye my hair at home??
Not really an advert for it turning out so great, are we Bummy?
Hands up all those who want that greasy on top, rat tails on the ends, brassy blonde look
She really is scraping the bottom of the barrel for future content. If I want to dye my hair at home, I'd be seeking guidance from an expert, not Bummy.