ooh, lucky us - babs is planning a real treat! she's going to do a video in january where she teaches us all how dye our hair at home - if you want brassy, greasy-looking locks, it's the perfect chance to learn from the absolute kween of blonde hair!
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oh, of
course ironing the clothes is one of mickey's chores! in addition to loading the washing machine
before going to work! babs obvs does as little as possible - simply loading the dryer in-between episodes of teen mom. teamwork, babs style!
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so bloody sick of this ridiculous "it's raining on the school run
again" bullshit. if it's that fucking unbareable, just pick the kids up in the car ffs. it's just another opportunity for babs to have a moan and pull hideous faces - seemingly two of her favourite things - and encourage engagement with her followers by asking them to tag her in their rainy school run photos. it's november ffs - what does she expect?! it's all for attention and the sympathy. bloody pathetic.
also, note how babs is clearly angling for a spot on
i'm a celebrity in addition to
x factor. she's clearly covering all bases in her bid to become a celebrity star!
and that experian #AD, for a supposed family photo, all babs' attention is, as always, focused on erin - the one who made her a mummy, thus she doesn't even bother hiding the fact that she's undoubtedly her favourite child. it's like a selfie of stephen and ethan, with babs and erin in the background in their own little world - or should i say their own little love story, since babs is supposedly erin's lover. gotta love how even in an #AD, babs is still finding jobs to add to mickey's chore list - as if the poor guy doesn't do enough for her, he's now going to be bullied into painting their front door!
and a quick summary of today's vlog so you don't need to watch it:
- babs wants elf on the shelf ideas and tips on organising "mum-min" - essentially admin necessary for mums, like ensuring your daughter's dance class is paid for - which is ultimately a prime opportunity for babs to have yet
another a moan about the effort she'd have to put into sorting it all out herself - therefore, to avoid searching for ideas herself, she requests her followers tag her in any relevant posts, leave comments or send DMs. yeah, those DMs you never read, right babs? *rolls eyes*
- apparently, we may all be
very surprised to hear that babs and mickey have separate bank accounts. not really babs - i very much doubt mickey wants you spending his hard-earned money on disney tat.
- as if to emphasise this point, we are treated to a tour of primark, highlighting all the disney clothes, slippers, jumpers and ofc the mickey waffles in the primark cafe.
-whilst on the topic of tat, babs has bought
another gnomie. but this is her first
ever GIRL gnomie, thus she is absolutely RABID.
- whilst babs was out with the kiddos watching frozen two, mickey was forced to erect the disney tree in what
should be his bedroom, but isn't. babs then goes on to show off all the new disney baubles, tinsel and that ridiculous mickey wreath she has bought, despite only a few weeks ago claiming that she wouldn't be buying ANY new decorations this year, as they have far too many. we are then treated to watching babs completely disnify her bedroom, minus disney bedding that she is FUMING she just cannot find to fit a double bed. yeah, there's a hint there babs - mainly that disney bedding is for
children...
-babs also claims that poor mickey gets lonely when he's left at home alone whilst she takes the kids out without him, which really begs the question - why isn't he allowed to join his family when they go out together?!
- and ofc, lucy dog's recent operation is just the oppurtunity babs needs to talk about for own four operations - two spinal surgeries AND two c-sections. always seeking sympathy, despite her operations being years ago, and lucy's being a few days ago, she just cannot bare the idea of being upstaged by a dog.
- finally, babs is grateful the kids are totally over anna's death, and that lucy's operation is done - despite the vet having found more lumps which are currently being biopsied - because it's babs' birthday next week and obvs she wants to be the centre of attention, and no fucking dog or guinea pig is taking that away from her.
i genuinely don't think she has a clue! she definitely thinks she is the KWEEN of blonde hair. that's probably why she's always touching it; she's so bloody proud of it! i mean, let's be honest - if you're gonna be cocky enough to film a video teaching your followers how to dye their hair, you've gotta believe that you do a pretty good job at dying your own hair.
it literally must just sit in a pile for the whole week, waiting for mickey to iron it on sunday, after a week of working full time AND doing the vast majority of the household chores and childcare - apart from putting the clean washing in the dryer in between episodes of teen mom and the kardashians, which is such an achievement babs reminds everyone of her efforts at every possible opportunity! that ONE single chore she manages to drag her pant-less ass of the sofa for a few seconds to do, and she thinks she's a literal hero. heaven forbid babs maybe do some ironing and help mickey out! but she said once that as none of her clothes require ironing, and it's all stephen's and the kids', that means she shouldn't have to do it. she's such a lazy cow, it's almost beyond belief.
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seems to roll over for her?
this is literally the fourth time this week. so presumably, despite the sweat dripping down her legs every time she wears them, they haven't been washed.
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