"I need to size up"
"Send me your recommendation for size 18 jeggings"
Better brows on the right!
It’s quite scary how she tries to attach herself to celebs. It’s almost stalker like. Anyways she can try be dmc all she likes. Never gonna happen. The whole persona of babs is that of a slightly manic kids television presenter. One who isn’t very good with childrenActually, you saying that.... she was previously absolutely OBSESSED with Daisy May Cooper and liked & commented on DMC's posts quite often, & she also referenced DMC in her own posts, tagged DMC in her posts, & also made up a bullshit story, embellished with more lies, in an unsuccessful attempt to get DMC to acknowledge/respond to her, which she then deleted when DMC failed to engage and she must have realised how outlandish and obviously untrue her tale was. So yes, she may well have thought she was being like Daisy May Cooper.
Except she just looked like a complete moron of a woman in her mid forties, desperate for a bit of attention from strangers online on a Saturday night. A prize berk.
That would be the sensible thing to do but that would mean she can't justify buying loads of new clothes and then filming it and expensing itShe’d honestly be better off buying some insanely thick tights / leggings and just wearing dresses which she clearly likes and feels comfortable in rather than buying jeggings which (no offence to jegging wearers) are literally the most hideous unflattering clothing item.
It’s so hilarious that she can’t say “I need a size 20 or 22”Dear Emma,
If you need to "size up" then you are NOT a size 18! Hope that helps
FFS! This woman takes stupid to another level
Aaaaalllllll of this!!! I've mentioned before that I'm a similar shape to Emma, bit of an ass on me and I've got the c-section droop/gunt which is drooping more since I lost a bit of weight (yay- just what I wanted!) I'm a 16 in most things, but I ALWAYS buy an 18 in jeans because they need to fit the biggest part of me! Also have to go to an 18 for anything too fitted on the bust or it gapes or doesn't sit right. I buy snag tights because they fit well and I don't then need to wear pants-tights-pants. On the flip side, I can often buy a 14 in something looser. She would be truly body confident if she just said "I've put on a bit over the lockdowns and everything the last 2 years, I'm trying to rediscover what sizes I need and what suits me!" The babettes would lap. it. up. because they are quite possibly in the same boat!! I'm pretty sure when doing a clothes haul for the kids once she said she doesn't buy them "proper jeans" because SHE can't wear proper jeans (you can, if you buy them in the right size, Emma), how insane is that!?obvs i am very aware that babs chucks question boxes into her stories solely to increase engagement, because she knows the adoring babettes simply cannot resist showing their devotion by responding to her inane, rehashed "what you are doing this weekend?" spiel, despite the fact that she gives absolutely zero fucks how anyone else is spending their weekend, because it doesn't involve HER, but the way she uses the babettes to find basic information for her just so she can sit back and watch netflix and not use her own time or exercise her own fat thumbs to type into google - it genuinely leaves me wondering how babs would function if SM disappeared and she no longer had a bunch of deluded fans to complete such basic "adulting" tasks on her behalf.
like, i get she's lazy and wants the babettes to respond for engagement purposes, but surely no 44 year old - especially one who dedicates a huge chunk of their life to buying clothes - needs "tips" on where to buy a pair of fucking jeans! and why is she SHOOKETH at the idea that M&S is an option? it's hardly some "niche", indie brand ffs - she regularly mentions that she buys her tights there! babs, if you want some jeggings, simply grasp the "adulting" concept of using google, and maybe order yourself both a size 20 AND a 22 and keep the size that actually fits you comfortably. or just wear the dresses you supposedly love and stop trying to wear clothes you don't like or that don't feel comfortable solely for the sake of content an spending money! what happened to her multiple resolutions to be the "HERest HER" and not changing herself to fit with the world's expectations? or maybe her therapist finally stood up to her and told her to reign it in because the HERest HER is an absolutely terrible person - especially when she's clearly been hinting at the fact that steve is gonna divorce her, which she seems to have totally missed! wait til she's caught up on her, and that therapist will suddenly become a victim of the delete boundaries that she has supposedly encouraged babs to enforce, and will promptly be sacked!
and while it blows HER mind that she may be a larger size in jeggings than the huge, baggy, sack-like "frocks" that she ties around get gunt with a belt, nobody else - including steve, evidently! - is even remotely shooketh, literally because it isn't possible to be the exact same clothes size in everything, regardless of style, brand etc etc, unless - as in babs' case - you wear dresses which often look too small, because they are and the ones that you can't physically squeeze yourself into, you simply hoard in th eback of your wardrobe rather than simply accepting you need a larger size, returning it and purchasing said "dresses of dreams" in the correct size. but hey, that just isn't possible when you base your entire worth on your clothes size. guaranteed that when babs films a reel trying on her new jeggings, she'll make a point of reminding everyone to size up if they have a "mum tum" - just like she makes a point of highlighting that you need to size down in belts if you're buying on to use as support for your "cracking rack".
there's also the obvious fact that babs is insecure about the idea of wearing jeans because they don't conceal her gunt in the way she can hide it with dresses, but obvs she can't announce that her gunt prevents her from wearing trousers because #boyconfidence, so instead she makes a huge deal of making out that they're hugely uncomfortable. yeah babs, because you purposefully buy the wrong size so you can justify never having to wear the jeans that emphasise the areas of your body you feel insecure about! but don't worry babs, you still have that hoard of ugly designer bags that you can use to hide your gunt - that, or just grab a child and shove them in front of you!
it's also hilarious how the babettes fawn all over her, yet her words are so insincere. in her stories this morning, the "love you...you're the best!" supposedly aimed at her "friends" conveys absolutely zero emotion. i don't understand how the babettes can't see that they are simply words from a script that she ensures she repeats each morning to make sure the babettes continue to think she cares about them, but it's all absolutely meaningless: hollow words to match her beige, hollow life.
the fact that it's literally ONE DAY labelled as "blue monday" makes it very obvious it's a marketing tactic. like sure, many people may be feeling a bit glum for whatever reason - whether due to the time of year, the weather, money struggles - or, y'know, the fact we're in the kids of a gloabel pandemic - and the fact that many people struggle more with their mood during the winter months - or, y'know, they are actually diagnosed with depression, which isn't seasonally-related - but the concept that it’s one "gloomy" day where you feel a bit "sad" and "less sparkly" than usual is classic babs minimising genuine mental health struggles, and implying that people are totally justified in struggling today because it literally has a name and everything, but that they'll that you'll wake up tomorrow and you'll feel all sparkly again, because you've ticked "blue monday" off your calendar! it's literally just a day that has been named as such as a marketing scam to manipulate people into booking a holiday to boost their mood and giving them hope of sunshine - or in babs' case, justifies her decision to buy tat to cheer herself up, watch tv and mainline chocolate - just like every other dayWasn’t blue Monday dreamed up by marketing folk to get the general public book/buy holidays?
I’m not diminishing what ever any one (myself included) is feeling it’s the labelling of one specific day that’s the gimmick to seek something. No wonder babs is on board so easily she’s a marketing department’s wet dream. You can imagine it now… “cbbste see the people at tui are validating my need to spend even more money on unnecessary tat and another jolly because it’s bluuuue Monday! They said so, so I will eat chocolate and be lazy. It’s not me it’s the day”
Brace yourselves! Ad incoming...bloody poet laureate at it again
she's seemingly so determined to define her entire personality by the fact she's a size 18 that she will literally encourage the babettes to scour the very depths of the internet to supply her with the knowledge of a size 18 pair of jeggings that she is capable of squishing her size 22 body into. fuck how uncomfortable they feel or the fact that the fabric will literally be stretched to breaking point across her gunt, such is her commitment to only ever wearing a size 18! #bodyconfidenceSo she sent them back because they didn’t fit. So why didn’t she exchange for a bigger size? Am I missing something? Or is this purely a quest to find a pair of size 18 jeggings that fit her? Good luck with that! Maybe lose a few lbs first and then try again babs love
I actually didn’t realise this till I read it on tattleit's also hilarious how the babettes fawn all over her, yet her words are so insincere. in her stories this morning, the "love you...you're the best!" supposedly aimed at her "friends" conveys absolutely zero emotion. i don't understand how the babettes can't see that they are simply words from a script that she ensures she repeats each morning to make sure the babettes continue to think she cares about them, but it's all absolutely meaningless: hollow words to match her beige, hollow life.
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