@Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn Sadly I don’t think Greggs deliver to my village
I’ll have some cocks #bitrude and some maltesers biscuits that have nothing to do with maltesers!
Happy new thread day Cow Bags!
*We began the last thread with Babs begging for “cute dog walking outfits” because she clearly can no longer fit in all the #size18 leggings and jeggings she’s shown off before. And clearly dog walking in her world = pose by a bush for an Insta worthy photo and then fuck off back to the sofa, otherwise old leggings, wellies and a warm coat is what you need. Not worrying about being “cute”
*Out for a cuppa with Erin and “friends” so a grid post of “one minute they’re babies, the next they’re not” bullshit. Stop pretending you’re bothered, we know you only spend time with them for ADs or content for the ‘gram and then banish them away/fester in your mummy corner while PUS parents.
*Babs and PUS have decided in their parenting wisdom not to talk to the kids about holidays because they don’t want to break their hearts when things get cancelled. Uuuhh….you’ve been on loads of holidays you spoilt brat. And most parents figured out months and months ago that getting your kids’ hopes up was silly as we’re in an actual pandemic. Not that Babs cares about “you know what”.
*Labelled a bottle of champagne to be opened when she gets a second book or clothes range - she’s “manifesting” these things. So if we all band together Cow Bags and manifest these things NOT to happen maybe the universe will listen to us rather than her!
Altho to be fair she’s probably already got it lined up, then she can do the whole “oh wow I can’t believe this happened to little old me with positive thinking, see Babettes you can do anything if you manifest it hard enough” crap!
*Build up to Ethan’s birthday was, shockingly enough, all about Erin! And how Babs felt about her not being an “only” anymore. How lovely for her son.
Standard balloons in the bedroom (featuring Erin, who helped) and co-sleeping stories to make sure Ethan is as embarrassed as possible.
Cake at 6am, a list of how he loves Babs the most and then the same cake at dinner in the late afternoon. Plus the now standard “joke” of how Babs pretends she makes the cake, they all laugh, and she explains it was a supermarket purchase but that’s ok because she’s still a great mum. As she slurs like she’s drunk on stories to explain this. Of course you are Babs.
*Wellies. Christ on a bike the wellies. Never known anything like it. It was a resolution for her to buy some, she hasn’t had a new pair in years because she always puts the kids first (I know. LOL right??), they make her calves look delicious
*Begging for subscribers one day, celebrating getting 75k on YouTube the next. Did she buy herself bots? Most likely yes, yes she did! Harping on about her amazing career and showing (old) photos of all the awards she’s been given (years ago). She has no new bragging rights because her ‘career’ -AKA hobby of dicking around on the Internet that somehow earns her loads of money because the world is warped - has gone from bad to worse recently.
*A god awful reel of high jeggings, leggings and tights, and massive pants. Again with the pretending she’s body confident when it suits her, but we all know she poses in stupid ways and filters to look slimmer. She’s so bloody two faced.
*Claiming to be the “oldest person” on the “TikkyTokky”
If that’s what you call it then yes, you are too old, annoying and stupid to have a public platform on that app. Or anywhere really.
*Friday night saw PUS standing on the kitchen counter to get a photo of Babs in a dress that looked like she’d borrowed it from Erin, with an unnecessary belt and the world’s ugliest knee high boots that may well cut off her blood circulation any minute. Boobs out, big pants and feeling “flirty”.
And all this was for a big night out - at the panto! Yep, highly appropriate dress and cleavage for a family outing
That was #gifted/an AD because the grabby cow would have not even thought of buying her own tickets and giving free ones to someone less fortunate than her.
Usual drivel about how everyone was “obsessed” with the show but absolutely no useful info if you too were planning a trip there. Then a glassy eyed selfie because she enjoyed a few tipples in the interval I imagine
*Roots done (brownie points if you can spot any difference), Saturday beg for engagement with “What are you up to today?” question box. Spoiler - she doesn’t give a shit what you’re up to! Out to buy school shoes because she will actually combust if she doesn’t shop or do an online purchase every bastard day.
Her vlog was buying plastic storage boxes, taking them home and seeing what she could find to put in them. FFS; 1 you have too much shit, 2 you can afford better quality storage solutions and 3 at least have a plan for a video you expect people to watch!
*The most hideous dress - like made out of curtains by Maria Von Trapp hideous - modelled, with a belt, as she jiggled around calling it “the dress of dreams”. No Babs. Really no. Plus the usual “I wish 24 year old Emma hadn’t worn black and hidden in corners all the time, now I love me and want to wear colours and fucking ugly flowers to show the world what a bellend I am” bullshit.
*Aggressive and angry “dancing” to the Encanto soundtrack; dragging poor Margot around with her while Ethan looked uncomfortable behind her. Awful. Extended to a shit reel of her in pyjamas flailing around. Copied, because she has no ideas of her own.
*Slurry stories to announce Sunday off. Then back on Monday with allergy chat
That’s led to more shopping for duvets and pillows. Of course.
Shopping and TikTok seems to be literally all she can do right now.
Mostly just slurry, ridiculous, grey faced aggressive stories mixed in with buying shit, showing shit off, being annoying and repeating herself. Standard Babs fun!