Brummy Mummy #82 A desperate adult version of Ryan’s World

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Oh god here we go again - the bi monthly kids are growing up post 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
I do love it so much when the kids are out of the house and back at school so I can slob about watching Netflix To tell the minions how emosh I get when the kids go back to prove I do love them to the people on the Internet
 
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God she’s such a moron! She simply cannot see how she contradicts herself!!
So we have Emma in her stories saying she cannot wait for Halloween and basically declaring that summer is over and it’s Autumn because its Sept 1st tomorrow. Always wishing time away and onto the next season/holiday/bandwagon.
In her grid post - she wishes time would stand still Cos her kids are growing up etc etc!!!
She’s so stupid!

Emma just live in the moment and enjoy your kids now!! Spend time with them NOW!! You dont have to be the FIRST instatwat to decorate for Halloween its not til the end of October you stupid woman!
Honestly it really irritates me how shes always desperate to move on. Her kids are still on SUMMER holidays! It’s STILL summer!! Don’t wish the time away! The only reason she likes darker evenings is it means she can get her manky pjs on even earlier!
 
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I can’t believe this bint gets a cup of tea made for her and handed to her while she’s in her pit of doom! That’s a treat for me. Her “mummy blogger” days are definitely over like. No normal working/busy parent has this sort of treatment. What is the actual point of her online presence now??
 
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I wouldn’t worry too much about the ‘TikTok a day’ thing. Her track record of saying she’s going to do something every day is not great 🤣 she lasts about 4 days then it’s all forgotten about.
If she does a full week it will be an actual miracle!
 
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She’s so good at her ‘job’ - announcing that the meet-ups will be back soon, you’d have thought an update on the actual page would be on the cards, but nope, it’s still in 2015 and in 2017 blah blah. And she loves Gary Barlow so much she‘s even misspelled his name on the page 🤦‍♀️

But then again, it’s all about Babs (like we didn’t know that already)

#SeeYouAtTheMeetupsCowBags
 

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The tiktok a day is just to get into the creator fund, she’ll give up when she realises that she’ll make about £30 a month.
 
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She’s so good at her ‘job’ - announcing that the meet-ups will be back soon, you’d have thought an update on the actual page would be on the cards, but nope, it’s still in 2015 and in 2017 blah blah. And she loves Gary Barlow so much she‘s even misspelled his name on the page 🤦‍♀️

But then again, it’s all about Babs (like we didn’t know that already)

#SeeYouAtTheMeetupsCowBags
what is the actual demographic shes aiming for ? which parent can be kid free on a midweek morning ? if they're in school or childcare surely said parent is working or doing other things not needing a child free meet up ?
 
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Those kids are going to either, at the very least, resent her when they grow up for splashing their childhoods all over the internet or, much more likely, totally cut her off. The internet is forever and the two Es are all over it having tantrums, in their swimwear and on porn sites for God’s sake. How can they have any respect for a mother who is responsible for that?
 
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Good morning cowbags- hi babs👋🏻 You know in your soul you’re a bad mother. None of us are perfect and being a mother means we learn from our mistakes .. you NEVER LEARN!! You post your kids online as if they are dolls , you don’t give a fk about the effect this will have on them once you make a quick buck and can show us your ugly mush every fkn minute of the day!!! You are a greedy cow that will sell your soul to Satan to get attention even if it’s at the children’s cost! I certainly would not proclaim to be a perfect mother but I NEVER SOLD my children online to make a quick buck . Learn before they end up hating you .
 
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She makes no sense!Being self employed she could easy take today off so that she can spend her last day off with the kids if she is feeling the hols are going so fast. They're prob back to school on Thursday so she could swap her work day to then. But nooo that would mean getting behind on her tik toks 🙄.
 
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So Grandparents have her children today. Weren't they booked into a week of kids clubs or was that last week while she hid offline and slobbed about?
 
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Morning cowbags…..keeping me entertained already whilst I’m on hold to my doctors, started off 9 in queue now I’m number 6 …..if this carries on I might have to go actually look at babs posts to pass the time but I might then be on hold to doctors for something serious instead of something trivial 🤪🤪🤪
 
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Good morning cowbags- hi babs👋🏻 You know in your soul you’re a bad mother. None of us are perfect and being a mother means we learn from our mistakes .. you NEVER LEARN!! You post your kids online as if they are dolls , you don’t give a fk about the effect this will have on them once you make a quick buck and can show us your ugly mush every fkn minute of the day!!! You are a greedy cow that will sell your soul to Satan to get attention even if it’s at the children’s cost! I certainly would not proclaim to be a perfect mother but I NEVER SOLD my children online to make a quick buck . Learn before they end up hating you .
I think she genuinely thinks she is a good mother actually.
I used to think she was a good mother as she always seemed to go the extra mile at Christmas, valentines etc with lots of holidays but then I realised she does none of the basic stuff like cooking, cleaning and keeping them safe! I think Emma equates providing them with Disney holidays equals good mother.
 
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She’s deteriorated so much so rapidly in her appearance, size, health etc how she or anyone around her can’t see this is baffling
It really is. She’s changed so much, even since I became aware of her just over a year ago
 
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This is my favourite bit, implying that Social media shows she was a good mum 🤣🤦‍♀️
Emma,
Social media shows you clearly favour one child over the other, that you have no regard for their safety AT ALL, that you'd rather spend time ON SOCIAL MEDIA than being present with them, that everything you do is for content, that you cannot even cook them a nutritional meal, that you selfishly banish them to their rooms at night so you can sit and drink alcohol and watch tele.
Spending 1000's of £'s on stuff and on holidays for them DOES NOT make you a good mum Emma!
 
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I think lots of people have put on weight etc during the lockdowns but most people address it and try and eat healthier and lose the weight etc. I know I am.
Babs seems to think she is an inspiration to bigger ladies!
Because she thinks she has a cracking rack - she doesn’t,
She thinks putting a belt round a sack dress makes it stylish and fit better- it doesn’t,
She thinks its normal to eat a beige diet every day, drink endless sugary cocktails in cans and no fruit or veg- its not.

She takes no exercise except her occasional walk- bet its a drive to the park or Botanical gardens and a stroll round there.
She says shes going to stop eating ham and cheese sandwich for lunch every day - bet its white bread too- and maybe walk more! Wow Babs yeah that’ll really make a difference to your lardy arse & grey, greasy skin!
Since September is her time to “reset” maybe she should try drinking 2 litres of water a day, eating fruit and veg and walking 10,000 a day- now that’d be a good start!
 
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She makes no sense!Being self employed she could easy take today off so that she can spend her last day off with the kids if she is feeling the hols are going so fast. They're prob back to school on Thursday so she could swap her work day to then. But nooo that would mean getting behind on her tik toks 🙄.
Not back at school til Mon 6th earliest in the Midlands.
 
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