Just saw this on instagram, and thought never have a i seen a more perfect meme for brummy
I just came on here to say exactly the sameSo she’s doing an ad for haven & dreaming/posting/talking about Disney
prob nothing she just wants us to askwhat's the bizarre work thing that has happened? she quiet don't you think not getting anywhere near as many stories as normal and you would think being away she would have loads of content
I’ve never been to Haven, so I didn’t have any clue that things were extra charges! I thought it was all inclusive! So she’s technically being given even more money for these poor attempts at an ad! Bloody marketing department at Haven need to have a word with themselves!!She is barely showing anything of Haven and when she does it’s the activities that are chargeable but she doesn’t mention that. If you’ve never been to Haven you would think every activity she shows is free whereas the only free stuff covered under your passes is swimming!
OK so how many times can she insult the Scots on this holiday? She's a bloody idiot.“Proper Scottish seaside food”....now I might be stereotyping here so advanced apologies to anyone a bit further North than me, but I have never met a Scot who approved of sugar free irn bru. Ever. It was once described to me as orange piss water by a taxi driver in East Kilbride.
The North remembers. Jamie Oliver will never be forgiven for what he did to Irn Bru. Shameful“Proper Scottish seaside food”....now I might be stereotyping here so advanced apologies to anyone a bit further North than me, but I have never met a Scot who approved of sugar free irn bru. Ever. It was once described to me as orange piss water by a taxi driver in East Kilbride.
But that involves effort and Emma pretending that the (second, free) little caravan holiday they are on is actually some place she wants to be. I can just imagine her swanning round looking down her nose and telling everyone that this is just a little caravan holiday (that I'm being PAID to advertise but have 0 interest in actually finding out and sharing useful info about) before our *real* holiday to Disney... She is ridiculous.I’m Scottish and I hate Irn-Bru and deep fried anything!
Also, as someone who’s never been on a haven holiday but is interested, it would’ve been great to have a tour of the caravan/accommodation, the facilities at *cough* Craig Tara *cough* , what’s included etc. That would actually be good content!!
Full fat or nothing!!!“Proper Scottish seaside food”....now I might be stereotyping here so advanced apologies to anyone a bit further North than me, but I have never met a Scot who approved of sugar free irn bru. Ever. It was once described to me as orange piss water by a taxi driver in East Kilbride.
Fizzy Vimto is the same. It’s bloody disgusting post-sugar tax. I hate Jamie Oliver.The North remembers. Jamie Oliver will never be forgiven for what he did to Irn Bru. Shameful