I am RELIEVED Emma has told me I can eat chocolate. I was literally just thinking I wonder if I can do this - but now kween Babs has said this I'll go wild!!Who the hell does she think she is telling people to watch tele, eat chocolate and have a bath.
Who does she actually think she's talking to???? 130,000 versions of hergod help us
Emma, believe it or not Bab MOST people have lives, jobs and responsibilities. Your sad, lazy, self indulgent existence is not the norm so don't assume it is. You're pathetic.
She must literally reach for her phone as soon as she opens her eyes. Just why? It’s gross. And the manky teddyGoodness all that wriggling under the duvet looked like she was enjoying herself. Also can someone bin that manky teddy, at her age there is just no need.
All for attention isn’t it! She would have known the weather would be like this because it’s been well known, but as always Emma is months ahead of herself and was rest for full fledged summer, despite it being April..Why is she so surprised by the weather?! It was forecast and she talked about it last week!
Shes SO desperate to get on the ‘gram in the morning she will talk utter shit just to post first thing. What a sad life!
And just to,et you m is Babs, most people change their sheets regularly but funnily enough don’t feel he need to tell he whole world about it. Laundry, washing, cooking, working .......you know all those things you DON’T do........ it’s just part of normal adult life. I suppose it’s so rare that you Babs actually do any of those things, you’d better announce it or we will think you are even lazier than we already know!
Thanks @Bonbon your recaps are the bestSo in the spirit of my crazy recaps I’ll throw a short one out there:
*Ethan went back to school and had a good costume for world book day that he sorted but Babs took credit for. Obvs.
*TU shitshow when they put her on their grid and people made comments about her and about the fit of the underwear she was wearing. TU deleted comments and blocked people, so Babs has found her brand that she can work with as they have the same “boundaries” that she likes to set herself.
*Babs spent days and days going on about a “canopy” for the garden - it was a pop up gazebo. They put it up when the weather was lush (for content purposes) but no one came to visit until the weekend when her parents posed for distanced photos even though we know full well she’s seen them all the way through and they most likely went in the warm as soon as ‘gram posting was done.
*Babs and Triple Threat had mates round, no mention of PUS or Ethan being allowed anyone to visit.
*Babs is literally the only person in the entire world who can buy every item of clothing from every shop ever in the same size. It’s 18, in case you were wondering.
*Easter was all done by 8am - cos you know, that’s when engagement is highest - and the kids got more landfill tat to store in the tiny house. Babs claimed it was a “lovely” day, oh so “lovely”, just really “lovely”. Roughly translated, she was either bored, drunk and asleep or at her mum’s for a roast dinner.
*She forgot she’s supposed to do a poll a week so threw an Easter one out there but I don’t think it was finished?? Maybe that’ll pop up today.
*She’s still gross in the mornings, lazy in the day and drunk at night.
*Calories don’t count at Easter.
*She’s a size 18.
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