Is this not just a fairly standard Saturday morning in most homes in the nation right now????? There can't be many people with anything to rush around for on a Saturday right now, when we have nothing to dooooo and nowhere to gooooo.
Which is why, Emma, you are meant to write the actual words you actually say, not paraphrase it because you're lazy. This is not inclusive to hearing impaired people, its the equivalent of them walking in st the end of a funny story and asking what everyone is laughing about, and you saying "oh it was a really funny story- but you had to be there". Hope that helps.
yeah. black pleather leggings in her #ootd, and denim jeggings in her grid post. so either the #ootd was pre-photographed at an earlier date, or she purposefully changed into her worn-out, holey jeggings and went out in a walk wearing them just for the content. she has no shame.
Yes they are. She put the pleather stinky ones on the ootd unless they’re the ones that are knackered
I did one of her slow cooker hams over Christmas, was lovely!!!
She's so conceited and arrogant. I think she must be a very unpleasant person to know in real life. She doesn't seem to have any love or warmth in her at all.
Let's see if this is a usual Saturday night for Babs:
No good trying to hide those chins babs, we see you!!Not something to be proud of
I just snorted and farted at the same time reading thatGod - I missed so much yesterday!! Some real howlers on here
Here’s my little contribution (be it 24hrs late)
THE PUS TRUST (Read as The Dogs’ Trust)
This is Stephen. We found him, shaking & shivering, in a shoe storage box, in a damp shed. He was dressed only in a t-shirt & shorts, wearing socks with sliders.
Stephen has suffered terrible abuse over the last few years. He’s been screamed at, laughed at & forced to be involved in crap adverts on camera. He’s been fed scraps of beige, stodgy food, causing a pot belly with skinny legs.
Stephen has responded well to being spoken to at a normal volume & he’s very good at obeying commands. His eyes lit up when we gave him a Tip Top!
We’re sure that, with a lot of encouragement, Stephen could be an excellent companion for a quiet couple. He is not good with loud mouthed, egotistical types & showed fear when exposed to ‘mustard yellow’ hair.
He is currently under assessment at our Birmingham Branch but if you are interested in giving him a loving home, please get in touch.
NEUTERED: YES (no sign of any testicles)
GOOD WITH CHILDREN: YES
GOOD AT EXCEL COLLAGES: YES
GOOD AT ENJOYING LIFE: NOT YET TESTEDView attachment 398318
Babs is that you?I just snorted and farted at the same time reading that
did you all scream??At least these pyjamas seem to fitNot something to be proud of
Not Babs sadlyBabs is that you?
I'm not a self centered twit 
I'm gonna predict that they came from New Look. £15 quid a pair and aye they're comfy, I live in them as cba to deal with jeans as I'm constantly in knee high outdoor boots. However, if they last 3 months they've done well. My lack of thigh gap means that they rub, which is situation normal for most women i would guess, they get thin and ultimately split. Fun story, I climbed into partners R Rover once and split a pair on the thigh. Ran upstairs to change, got back into truck and yup second pair split. At that point i just went out with some extra ventilation 
