Brummy Mummy #53 Not just a beige roast dinner, an Em&S beige roast dinner

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GingerWhinger

Why do they fart so much? Maybe it’s the beige freezer food diet & crap you all eat. Yet to see any kind of fruit or unfrozen veg pass your lips.

Any competition winner yet? That would be actual decent content Babs not this sleepover rubbish. For someone who got no sleep she doesn’t look knackered. Why wouldn’t she take herself off out of the bed if they were that terrible to sleep with & sleep elsewhere? Because she sleeps on a bed of lies & it’s all made up.
 
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Samjf13

If you are SO tired babs and the kids were still asleep... How about going back to fucking sleep? The mind boggles!
I've been up half the night with my little one going through the joys of sleep regression, it's like having a new born again.
But we're up and ready for home schooling the oldest, not sitting in a bathroom complaining about a 'sleepover' that didn't need to bloody happen!
 
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Blueroses

Oh the shame of actually having Brummy Mummy in my dream last night! (I know what you're all thinking, yes it probably was more of a nightmare.)

Weirdly I went to her house (an actual normal size house not her Borrowers house) and she was dressed in her PJ's and dressing gown and rubbing dairylea and orange juice into her face so it looked like a beard so she hide round the house and scare people.
What. The. Actual. Fact.
Might need to look in to the meaning of that dream
 
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Jade33

You're braver than me, I don't think I'd dare close my eyes again, and I definitely wouldn't look into it! excellent content idea tho hey babs!
 
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Another Longtime Lurker

I’m weirdly looking forward to you being able to call Tingo on the dairylea/orange juice bit
 
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Lreb88

Can they not just all sleep where they’re supposed to? My sister would sometimes sleep in my room as a fun thing to do but my mum would leave us to it. Why does she have to get involved in everything?
Honestly more bed swapping goes on in the Conway household than on a series of Love Island!
 
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GingerWhinger

Missymoo92 said:
Fishyfannyflapbabywipe wife? Now there's a tongue twister
Click to expand...
she’ll use that for content now
 
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Durham_lass

Im just gonna ask which flavour Dairylea?
 
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Acorncollecter

I dreamt about her last night too!!

I was in her (old) house and was trying to film it so I could put it on Tattle. Then PUS gave me a plate of his roast dinner but I had to eat it off my lap as there wasn't any room on the table. I had a tea towel on my lap with the plate of food on top. I was then then woken up by my son so I haven't a clue how the dream ended.
 
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Smartie

The fact she left the kids asleep in bed and went somewhere else to film her morning stories is surely more proof Pus is never in bed? Either that or that's the little respect she has for him each day!!
 
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BonBon27

I have some questions:
1. Why?
2. What is ‘bogling’? Does she mean boogying? Is it a word she made up?!?
3.Why?
4. What’s with the smart top and pyjama bottoms? I get you can do that if you’re on Zoom and no one sees your bottom half. But what’s the point of announcing it to the world? Get dressed or stay in pyjamas
5. Why?
6. Does she think this is funny? Flattering? I mean, I know I’m overweight and I know I’m no beauty, I might dance around for my kids to laugh at, I wouldn’t put it out on the web!
7. Why?
8. If it’s meant to be funny, why does she look angry and aggressive? Where are the laughs and smiles?
9. Why?
 
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GingerWhinger

Nope she didn’t make it up it’s an actual dance term, she’s an eternal wannabe cool kid. She envies those who are deemed the cool kids & never quite made the cut. She tries too hard & it ends up a car crash every time.
From Urban dictionary; A dance named after Jamaican DancehallMaster , Mr. Bogle. Most notably performed by the character Daisy Steiner in the BBC series 'Spaced' spawning the infamous line:
 
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Naomidemps

Thank you for this x
 
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