This!
I deliberately use out of date youth phrases to wind my teenager up. I like telling him YOLO, it does his nut in.
Saying da instead of the went out of fashion about ten years ago. Cringe.
And that dinner. Are they in prison? Everything in that plate has been pulled out the freezer and microwaved apart from the chicken which is so dry it looks like it was cooked on the sun. So unimaginative too, we had cauliflower and broccoli cheese, Brussels sprouts and pancetta, red cabbage and honey roast parsnips with our roast today. It's the one day we get to be able to take a few hours and cook something special. They've all got the palates of toddlers in that house.