Babs is going to be farting all night after them beans...better sleep in a separate room tonight Pus. Please tell us that you got Pus his own bedroom Babs, after all these years sleeping in a child's bunk bed he's going to be crooked
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This face - it’s just full of spite. There’s no need
Bloody hell Ethan, do you know how long your mum has been piling up that washing for to keep those freebie gifts well hidden. Can this boy not do anything right?
I thought that. It's SO aggressive. I really hope she doesn't ever do it around the kids. I'd be terrified if I saw my mum making that face.
Thats witches hats....and am guessing legs with stripey tights....i only know that coz I have the hat garland.
. Poor Ste, he’s cringing 
how old is she?! Best ever in the world ever times ten ffs
An ad potato totally. The cheese wasn’t melted and the potato isn’t browned so it’s almost like she did it cold just for the ad...I’d put money on it. If that’s a genuine potato with cheese and beans that they ate... I feel for them.
I know we feel so sorry for the kids and it is a shame but we should also be mindful that she is their mum, they will inherit her personality and be groomed by her - and she is technically breeding narcissists. They might be cute and innocent now but they will be moulded by her. Ethan seems a little more on the edge so may be hope for him. Poor kids though. I just hope they break free when they have autonomy and realise what a mess she has put them in x
I know we feel so sorry for the kids and it is a shame but we should also be mindful that she is their mum, they will inherit her personality and be groomed by her - and she is technically breeding narcissists. They might be cute and innocent now but they will be moulded by her. Ethan seems a little more on the edge so may be hope for him. Poor kids though. I just hope they break free when they have autonomy and realise what a mess she has put them in x
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I reckon ste will be sleeping in her “office” as she’s put the sofa bed up there
I'm still laughing about the potato. She even used MILD cheddar on it. Mild cheddar is solidified devil jizz. Couldn't detect any butter on it either so it will have been dry potato. And microwaved potatoes have the texture of wool. Truly vile. Bloody sling a spud in the oven! It's the easiest, least bother thing ever.
Maybe Ste was hoping for a cheeky rummage in Santa's sackWhy the need to hide presents for an adult anyway? Does PUS still believe in Father Christmas?
I have a deep distrust of any who eats mild cheddar. She can't even cook a sodding potato properly.
The advert has made me laugh. Exciting combinations: ham in cola or Hot Dogs in jam. Babs combination: potato, beans and cheese. Did you read the assignment properly Babs!
Think she has moved on from Halloween to Christmas as she has to sell Christmas mugs next!
Think she has moved on from Halloween to Christmas as she has to sell Christmas mugs next!
She is not premium. She can try and be an ambassador for Ocado but I bet they get pretty miffed after a bit when she showcases stock that could have come from anywhere. Ocado customers do not want to see baked spuds, I know, I am one of them. And the reason I am one of them is because I like their "cheffy" ingredients and indie brands. Ocado customers like cooking properly, not producing a potato from the ding box. She'd do well advertising for Iceland. I mean that sincerely. And Kerry Katona and Peter Andre did it so she can continue the trend of marketing campaigns fronted by irritating nobodies.
She’s unpacked 6 boxes and she’s been at home ALL DAY!! And Stephens impressed?? My husband would have asked what the hell I’d been doing all day lol I love unpacking so all mine would have been done by now. It’s exciting putting your things in your new house. She never ceases to amaze me 
Or ‘boiled water’
Stephen is a bleeping adult. Does she really think he believes that his presents just appear out of thin air or is she worried that he is going to run in and take a peak? Our kids have gone as far as telling us what the other half has bought for us and we all laugh about it. This woman is so out of touch with reality or just really boring and thinks these types of things are really interesting. Still can’t quite make my mind up.
Ocado will see her as premium because she's living in harborne or Bournville or wherever the duck she's living.
I can’t believe how much it fucks me off that its three things and therefore NOT a pairing.Couldn't even be bothered to oven bake the potato, it was microwavedthe miniscule amount of effort she manages to get away with is just mindblowing.
ETA: all I meant by this was that it looks so unappetising. I'm truly baffled how Ocado think this will encourage people to buy their products.
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