could be for a Foundation for the older lady. You know one that doesn’t look so caked on
(I’m same age and my make up never looks like hers
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(I’m same age and my make up never looks like hers
)It can't be as Nanny San has posted this morning while on her run! She says she's been ill for 2 weeks with a throat infection. No mention of that from babs. I wonder if they thought at first she had covid? I doubt babs stayed away just in case.This is definitely Granny San!!
I remember when she advertised for the Assistant. It's only 9 hrs work per week. Miss D obviously has a few other jobs as I can't see her managing on 9 hrs a week?!so that probably equates to what, a few hours work maximum. There’s no “donkey work” to getting those stupid mugs done - a few clicks online and it’s done. It would take me maybe 30 minutes to get that done!
I dunno. It just amuses me that she honestly thinks that what she does is work or that she’s busy.....!!!!
It's not progressive and promotes a them and us divide in my opinion. I personally do not like it and a lot of companies are moving away from these terms. I call my boss her name.
That reminded of that Simpson’s episode where Homer made Marge a makeup gun.Im sure she has worked with that influencer favourite beauty brand iconic before??? Im sure she slapped on that highlighter all over her face
bleeping laughing, howling and screaming right now. Rabid.
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Of course I call my boss her name but what I mean is, I wouldn't refer to her as my colleague as she's not a colleague, I report directly to her.
I'm old school. I can't be doing with all this PC crap nowadays!
Meeting..
Miss D take notes, plan for rest of the week. Get that Zebra pen out I gave you!!
-Cesspit scratchy stories
-Disingenuous post about whatever is trending
-OOTD (oh could you pick up my order of headbands from Claire's accessories)
-Real Housewives/ Disney post
-Halloween haul (Erm Em its September and your 42!)
-Bath bomb at 4pm (Erm Em who's your audience? Most mums arent doing that.. ever!)
-Early to bed post.. with yawning and emphasis on how tired/ old I am etc (Erm Em or Master or whatever I have to call you.. do you think people can relate to a 9pm bedtime after a day doing literally nothing? Also you are effectively calling the majority of your followers old.. not sure that's a good move when it's not old!)
Ok Miss D, were done, I'm going to choose a mug from my collection to make a hot rooster and open some biscuits.
Right ok.. so is that just for tomorrow, what about the rest of the week?
Miss D that's EVERY day, just fill the diary with that, I give the people what I THINK they want!
Ok Em, is that my day done? Its 9:15am.? Am I to do anything else for the other 8hrs 45 mins?
Erm... fancy a game of Laughing Cow lid tennis?
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Miss D take notes, plan for rest of the week. Get that Zebra pen out I gave you!!
-Cesspit scratchy stories
-Disingenuous post about whatever is trending
-OOTD (oh could you pick up my order of headbands from Claire's accessories)
-Real Housewives/ Disney post
-Halloween haul (Erm Em its September and your 42!)
-Bath bomb at 4pm (Erm Em who's your audience? Most mums arent doing that.. ever!)
-Early to bed post.. with yawning and emphasis on how tired/ old I am etc (Erm Em or Master or whatever I have to call you.. do you think people can relate to a 9pm bedtime after a day doing literally nothing? Also you are effectively calling the majority of your followers old.. not sure that's a good move when it's not old!)
Ok Miss D, were done, I'm going to choose a mug from my collection to make a hot rooster and open some biscuits.
Right ok.. so is that just for tomorrow, what about the rest of the week?
Miss D that's EVERY day, just fill the diary with that, I give the people what I THINK they want!
Ok Em, is that my day done? Its 9:15am.? Am I to do anything else for the other 8hrs 45 mins?
Erm... fancy a game of Laughing Cow lid tennis?
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Half a shandy in Wetherspoons
. I’ve actually gone. We need this in the next title suggestion
She probably trumped, Miss D rolled on the floor laughing at such frolics. Oh.what.fun.was.had rabid shooketh
Poor miss D I feel like this job was massively oversold to her.
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Pics of herself all stuck together,Emma's ego is bigger than ever
Pics of herself all stuck together,Emma's ego is bigger than ever
Minus fruit and sandwiches? So...putting a packet of crisps and a drink in the lunchbox? Yeah, bet that saves loads of time
Yes Emma, this is the most boring story you have ever done. However, why not include the sandwiches and fruit and veg? I’ve just prepped my kids (having just got in from a full day at proper real life work) then put the lunchboxes in the fridge? You could even store the prepped fruit and veg in those amazing Tupperware boxes you ordered. You know the ones? You managed to put the prepped fruit for your picnic In them, remember that? Oh sorry, I forgot. That was a picture just for the gram wasn’t it.
Are you not an adult? Did you not know this?
Are you not an adult? Did you not know this?
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But is there Laughing Cow products in there? She’s missing a prime #ad here.View attachment 236710
Minus fruit and sandwiches? So...putting a packet of crisps and a drink in the lunchbox? Yeah, bet that saves loads of time
When I give kiddo a packed lunch I do the whole thing the night before and shove the lunchbox in the fridge, why doesn’t she just do that?
Mine don't have packed lunches anymore but when they did, I always did this. It's not rocket science.View attachment 236710
Minus fruit and sandwiches? So...putting a packet of crisps and a drink in the lunchbox? Yeah, bet that saves loads of time
Ste makes the lunches anyway, not her! He also gets the kids up and gives them their breakfast then takes babs a cup of tea in bed!
She doesn’t even have to leave the house for work in the morning. She’s up at the crack of dawn posting on Instagram and scratching herself on her stories. She would have MORE than enough time to make bloody sandwiches if she just bothered to get herself out of bed or put her phone down for ten minutesView attachment 236710
Minus fruit and sandwiches? So...putting a packet of crisps and a drink in the lunchbox? Yeah, bet that saves loads of time
Emma read above & get your colleague to take notes! Thats a game changer!
Didn’t even get Rosemaries book
Exactly! It’s an absolute joke! And why have so many people commented on her appearance over the years? All her ex boyfriends and now a male teacher???....I can’t really think of anyone ever commenting directly on my appearance in this way!!!!...what point is she trying to make???? And all the stupid comments about her being a ‘shining light‘ and loving her posts...does she pay these people to make these comments???
I was just about to say that! She doesn’t make them anyway!!! She does nothing on a morning except get herself ready!
Popping a carton of juice and a pack of hula hoops in a lunch bag is not prepping for lunch and would save Ste all of 2 seconds in the morning. Do the bleeping sandwiches you lazy oaf!
I was on that Zoom last night - was hilarious! Nobody was flashing their bits or trying to get the most attentionView attachment 236760Ahaha babs here are all your “friends” having a laugh without you. You just don’t cut it you’re too much of a liability to be associated with.
Didn’t even get Rosemaries book
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