Exactly. I’m sure her kids are overjoyed she’s told the world about them shitting in front of her. Bet their school friends parents have a field day about her behind her back.I don’t think the kids coming in for a poo is true either. She’s desperate to continue to relate to the mummy brigade which consists of mums with babies and toddlers.Your kids are older babs - you need to think of new content, not make up stuff that will embarrass your kids!!!
ooo they might in the new house!!!!Do they not have a separate toilet?
Was going to say the same! Guarantee no one even used the toilet, she just knows she can get away with saying whatever she wants on there as Stephen and the kids cannot see it.I don’t think the kids coming in for a poo is true either. She’s desperate to continue to relate to the mummy brigade which consists of mums with babies and toddlers.Your kids are older babs - you need to think of new content, not make up stuff that will embarrass your kids!!!
So true! When training my son he used to hide behind a curtain to go and even now at 4yo he doesn’t stare me in the face when he’s going, he just takes himself off as he does in school. She will stoop to anything for online attention. Silly bint.It is absolute bullshit that her children stare her in the face whilst they have a poo. My almost 3 year old daughter is toilet training and if she needs a poo she either hides somewhere to do it (we haven't quite mastered telling me she needs the toilet yet ) or if she is on the loo, she tells me to go away whilst she does it. This is an almost 3 year old not a 7 or 9 year old. If it's true then it's weird.
I have the opposite problem, 1yr old staring me down while I'm on the toilet!It is absolute bullshit that her children stare her in the face whilst they have a poo. My almost 3 year old daughter is toilet training and if she needs a poo she either hides somewhere to do it (we haven't quite mastered telling me she needs the toilet yet ) or if she is on the loo, she tells me to go away whilst she does it. This is an almost 3 year old not a 7 or 9 year old. If it's true then it's weird.
Of course it's bullshit. She's shown us the bathroom numerous times so we can all see that the toilet is behind the bath over by the window and she's also shown us herself in the bath far too many times and we can see she lays with her back to the toilet so unless she's got eyes in the back of her head then there is no way they stare at her!It is absolute bullshit that her children stare her in the face whilst they have a poo. My almost 3 year old daughter is toilet training and if she needs a poo she either hides somewhere to do it (we haven't quite mastered telling me she needs the toilet yet ) or if she is on the loo, she tells me to go away whilst she does it. This is an almost 3 year old not a 7 or 9 year old. If it's true then it's weird.
I think she’s tucked up in bed before the kids are!Why is she having a bath in the middle of the day time?! Spend some actual time with your kids. She's either watching TV or in the bath.
Well. I. Am. SHOOKETH at the disapproval of Babs punctuation skills she's a top notch head of department didn't you know? I'm so mad I'm going to stomp upstairs and huddle amongst my umpteen Disney cuddly toys and suck my thumb and treat myself to a hot cock. Don't I know how to liveand at what point. Will she. Stop. Sticking. Full stops. In the middle. Of sentences. where they. Are. Bloody. Not needed??!!!!!!!!
I was just about to say this but you worded it perfectly. Trying to stay relatable to people with toddlers and babies. Much like 'will I ever pee alone' is probably not much of a problem with older children either? More of a baby and toddler thing. At least that's my experience.I don’t think the kids coming in for a poo is true either. She’s desperate to continue to relate to the mummy brigade which consists of mums with babies and toddlers.Your kids are older babs - you need to think of new content, not make up stuff that will embarrass your kids!!!
She is not ageing well, at all.Also I was honestly a little . Maybe it’s the lighting but she could pass for being in her 50s here.
I think BM’s main problem is that her whole ‘gram career was based on her being a working mum who was struggling with 2 young children. This scenario has gone now. Although they’re both lovely kids, they are no longer cute toddlers causing mayhem on a daily basis & Emma can no longer cling onto the ‘working mum’ title, however many times she tries to play that card.It is absolute bullshit that her children stare her in the face whilst they have a poo. My almost 3 year old daughter is toilet training and if she needs a poo she either hides somewhere to do it (we haven't quite mastered telling me she needs the toilet yet ) or if she is on the loo, she tells me to go away whilst she does it. This is an almost 3 year old not a 7 or 9 year old. If it's true then it's weird.
If they only had one bathroom, I could understand having to occasionally let someone in for the loo while you're in the tub. But we all know she has an en suite. She makes out her children are immature to the point of being a bit "backwards" at times. At 7 and 9, surely you can lock the bathroom door and tell them that they have to use the en suite when someone else is in the main bathroom??I was just about to say this but you worded it perfectly. Trying to stay relatable to people with toddlers and babies. Much like 'will I ever pee alone' is probably not much of a problem with older children either? More of a baby and toddler thing. At least that's my experience.
All of this wouldn't matter if she just waited to have a bath when the kids are in bed. Like normal people.
Absolutely this! It's why she's constantly hopping on bandwagon's and desperately hoping to find a new angle for her career (term used loosely).I think BM’s main problem is that her whole ‘gram career was based on her being a working mum who was struggling with 2 young children. This scenario has gone now. Although they’re both lovely kids, they are no longer cute toddlers causing mayhem on a daily basis & Emma can no longer cling onto the ‘working mum’ title, however many times she tries to play that card.
I think the only way she can regain the stability & credibility that she’s losing day by day is to start all over again & have another baby!!!
Come on Emma, ditch the skanky pj’s, squeeze into your best set of Bravissimo & allow Stephen entry into your spacious loft. Let’s get rabid!!
(Er, note to Ste - it’s the room at the top of the house, up the second set of stairs )
Oh poor you. The question is, “Will you ever pee alone again?”I have the opposite problem, 1yr old staring me down while I'm on the toilet!