Brummy Mummy #169 always trying to look swanky ends up more like Temu Widow Twanky

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I have piled on weight due to coming to terms with my disability and last weekend was my wake up call. I carry my weight well and look fairly good just on the bigger side but I was wearing a cute dress for the first time in a year and I now need chub rub shorts. I always had bigger thighs but never to this degree. Off to primark to get a pair a Lycra shorts for the interim.
 
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Can anyone explain to me why a fat, frumpy unhealthy, menopausal 46 yr old suddenly needs aircon when she's posted pics of her all week under her manky blanket on a sofa? Anyone? 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
 
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I have piled on weight due to coming to terms with my disability and last weekend was my wake up call. I carry my weight well and look fairly good just on the bigger side but I was wearing a cute dress for the first time in a year and I now need chub rub shorts. I always had bigger thighs but never to this degree. Off to primark to get a pair a Lycra shorts for the interim.
Primark do proper chub rub shorts in the shapewear section but I also use their £3 cotton cycling shorts as well!
 
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Ethan’s last sports day next week. Does he get a mention? Nope, it’s a photo of golden girl and how good she is at running, and the usual I’m not ready for my last one next week. But you don’t have a favourite right babs? 😡
 
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8 years ago it was HER first sports days as a MUM. Not it was ERIN'S first sports day. And now its HER last? Always gotta be about YOU Emma hasn't it? FFS insufferable fat whale!
 
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Why a picture of big E when it’s not her last sports day? I actually hate sports day worst calendar event of the school year 🤪
 
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Ethan’s last sports day next week. Does he get a mention? Nope, it’s a photo of golden girl and how good she is at running, and the usual I’m not ready for my last one next week. But you don’t have a favourite right babs? 😡
Yeah if u didn't know she had ethan you would think this was a post about her girl leaving school not ethan.
Me, myself and I as per...



Plus she was wearing that Harry styles tshirt last night, she's a minger!
It's not a pj top it's a heavy duty tshirt for day time wear, for someone that gets sooo 'ot at night a little cami top would do.
Anyway,good morning lol
 
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Why a picture of big E when it’s not her last sports day? I actually hate sports day worst calendar event of the school year 🤪
Me too. It's my primary kids one today, he said to me last night as he was falling asleep that he didn't want me to go. PHEW! But then I reminded him this morning and he said I can come if I want BOO. I don't want, but I can't say that FFS so now I have to go to sports day. And watch a kid throw a bean bag over a line, followed by kicking a ball into a net zzzzz
 
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Is she having a bleeping laugh?! Is this to get the sympathy vote again.

If your referring to us you useless lump of bleeping lard we’ve never said you are boring over little E leaving primary school we’ve actually called you out on the difference between what your showing of his last year and “my precious’s” last year.
You lying utter bleep
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And no one bleeping told you anything. You’ve read the truth here and have thought how you can spin it to make you the victim
 
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What an OTT performance about an 11 year old leaving primary school! Emma, give your head a wobble and see how lucky you are to have a healthy child going on to the next stage of their life!
I know parents who never got to see their child go to high to school and never knew that it would be their last sports day!
 
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