It's hilarious she doesn't have the conviction to talk about Eurovision, especially when she's banged on about it every other year
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Oh Babs do fuck off
Weren’t they or her dad at least seeing Springsteen last week?!Aren't the Wets still away on their "SKI" holiday? Thats why she's not round their house being waited on by her mother like the lazy spoilt lump she is, eating fizzy sweets & crisps and waving a Union Jack!
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she ain’t never been happy to be in his shorts and he won’t ever let her.
What bab no beige but sugar laden buffet? No fam round? Oh sweetie have conviction for what you enjoy instead of sitting on the fence and getting splinters up your arse
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Weren’t they or her dad at least seeing Springsteen last week?!
Or he knows she’s either gonna be glued to Eurovision or in bed so he will have some swiping time tonightHe must have been ordered to look more enthusiastic in photos
She’s probably told him if he smiles more she might let him have one of his testicles back…. They are currently rattling around in one of her titsling bagsHe must have been ordered to look more enthusiastic in photos
an experiment?! eww. the image of babs' "juicy thighs" trussed up in fish nets like slabs of stringed gammon, all sweaty, chub-rubbed and blistered is NOT a mental image i needed.I hadn’t clocked the fishnets in the horrendous outfit, but thanks to Babs for confirming what we all knew on Bum Chums this morning
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Dog never looks like it's been brushed so I'd say it's matted due to neglect!That dog always looks butchered, like a malformed lamb….I’m sure she tells the groomer (and I use the word loosely) cut her right back so I don’t have to bring her so often….either that or the dogs fur is so matted they have to clip her back that far
If Emma went to football with him guarantee he'd be making reels etc, look at the photos on holiday that Emma rolled her eyes at everyday. They were for a reel that he'd thought of!Can’t they ever just enjoy something without documenting it, filming a skit, gathering any freebies like rabid little rats and phoning all their family? Do they ever just live in the moment? Actually yknow what, Ethan does. He goes to his football and enjoys himself without all this nonsense
also Emma, just a heads up, but Ez definitely uses IG and has various social media accounts - including a non-private tiktok, just all under false names. because she's a teen, and breaking the rules is what teens do - especially when all their friends use social media and you always want to slyly keep track of what humiliating content your own mother is posting so you are prepared for the bullying you'll be facing the next day. genuinely hilarious that babs believes Ez doesn't pester her and ask if she is allowed an IG account, because she is a perfect golden child who would never even question babs' rules.Emma I hate to break it to you after you covered the word bitches, but Ez 100% swears
Yeah this is really scary for parents to be honest these days, kids often have multiple accounts making it exceptionally hard for parents to track what they’re actually doing online. Often there’s the one the parents know about, then lots of others that they don’talso Emma, just a heads up, but Ez definitely uses IG and has various social media accounts - including a non-private tiktok, just all under false names. because she's a teen, and breaking the rules is what teens do - especially when all their friends use social media and you always want to slyly keep track of what humiliating content your own mother is posting so you are prepared for the bullying you'll be facing the next day. genuinely hilarious that babs believes Ez doesn't pester her and ask if she is allowed an IG account, because she is a perfect golden child who would never even question babs' rules.
tbh, i very much doubt a finsta is the only thing babs has to worry about! won't be long until Ez is swiping babs' fags and cocks in cans - supplying her classmates with alcohol and cigarettes on the condition that they stop bullying her, as they all get wasted and instead mock babs herself together, as a group. Erin's rebellious phase is going to be EPIC, and i am all here for it. hearing Erin use the phrase "bitches"#bitrude is the least of her worries - wait til she starts telling babs to fuck off! there are many a mummy meltdown on the horizon!
My kids don't have any private accounts, I know because we pay for and check their phonesAll teenagers have private accounts their parents don’t follow - it’s just a thing. I don’t blame them, who wants their parents judging their photos? You just have to educate them as much as you can and set a decent example (like, oh, not having an open page where you give away all your personal info and post photos of you in your pants on the bed etc etc)
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