same! i refuse to engage with her polls - even to select the answers she doesn't want people to select just to spite her - but i would happily have broken that rule and voted if the pleather skirt/netted gammon thighs/orthopedic boots combo had been an option.Why is the belly busting pleather skirt not in the poll?
I’m having a meltdown in the bathroom as that was my favourite outfit
In my best David Attenborough voice
In my best David Attenborough voice
“ here we see the Birmingham chubalub in the wild and out of its natural habitat of pyjamas and fluffy socks….watch as they bounce energetically for approximately 30 seconds where the reverberations can be felt for miles around so their potential prey is aware of them being in the vicinity and can run for cover…..in their natural habitat with the magic mirrors they maintain a #size18 appearance but here we see them in the wild , puffed up in a dress with pockets but without a belt in its more rotund natural form…..the sounds that come out of the chubalubs mouth make her instantly noticeable and once heard the victims ears will be permanently damaged…..luckily these creatures arnt seen out of their natural habitat very often and will return via a slow train to their cluttered den and hibernate from 7pm under a manky blanket and enjoying the muffled sounds of Netflix”
I actually chuckled typing this
size 18, eh babs.
because of, she wouldn't lie. WHY WOULD SHE LIE?!
kinda makes sense why she refers to Stevie as a lead weight - very aptly describing herself as "a balloon".
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Early thread title surely has to include boots not bots. However, as we know, by the time the new thread is born in a few days time, she'll have done something even more hideous and we'll have moved on from tinfoiled toes.I'll tell you what she hasn't done in a while....
Two things actually....
1. Bought any newbotsfollowers
2. Arranged a meet up with the toddler mums
@Allusernamesiputinaretook your David Attenborough style post was brilliant, really made me laugh! Well done you win a special ‘you go, girl ’ from Steve. Unfortunately I don’t have the photo certificate anymore after Alexa decided to show it and my family questioned my sanity
Love it ratted out by Alexa@Allusernamesiputinaretook your David Attenborough style post was brilliant, really made me laugh! Well done you win a special ‘you go, girl ’ from Steve. Unfortunately I don’t have the photo certificate anymore after Alexa decided to show it and my family questioned my sanity
#wheelchairforcontent she’ll say she was 30 seconds from deathSurprised she's not been laid up in bed with her dodgy back, foof, leg after that anxiety ridden Wigfield dance show.
I was about to say what an absolute liberty to comment on someone else's spellingOoh she’s rattled over the comment ( well done to whoever commented) about binning the tatthe aPsolute cheek of our spelling Bee babba boots to correct her on her spelling
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