Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

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I'm glad she explained about the hand luggage and that their shoes are safe. I've been beside myself all morning.
 
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The caption reads "It's time! Are you ready? Let's go!!!"

Shit, I'm not ready. I tell you what, you go on ahead and leave me the f{**k alone for a few days.

And, didn't she slag American Tourister a few weeks ago cos they damaged easily, now she's telling the Babette's that they are on sale in Costco. She'd flog her gran if she could.
 
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If I whipped out a colouring book for my kids they would look at me like I’ve lost it! They play on a switch surely that’s what most kids do? To be fair at the airport my daughter likes to shop and my son just eats but only in spoons he’s got a very dedicated pallet which is only spoons food
 
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Instagram people really think they're something don't they? "I'll show you fanta..." If i was that desperate to look at a picture of some Fanta I'd just Google it thanks. She thinks she's so fucking important.
 
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So let me get this straight.... She has a hand luggage case of all their shoes. So if the main cases get lost or something at least they'll all have shoes to wear
Haha I'm here for that!!
 
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Well when we get to see the riveting come pack with me 52 minutes Cali edition....did you know she's off to Cali , we can see exactly what she packed & where.
 
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Yes she did because she was asking for recommendations for new cases. Obviously her begging didn’t result in any freebies coming her way so she had to go back to Costco and buy new ones herself!
 
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Are Virgin Atlantic trolling us by delaying her flight!? Don't they realise we want her to just fuck off already
 
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ha, brilliant! it had nothing to do with the shoes that were left behind - because we all know that big spender babs would have had no issue treating herself to loads of new pairs - the reality is that she threw a huge tantrum and demanded Sharky turn around and drive back to the hobbit house because her suitcase of snacks had been left behind - and how could babs possibly be expected to get through a flight to California without sugary treats - especially when she needs to keep her energy up to colour with the toddlers!

what's worse is that it's clear that is only the hand luggage suitcase of snacks for the plane - we all know that her hotel room tour will reveal another full-sized case packed full of cereal bars and haribo and biscuits and crisps and beige, plus her usual selection of decaf tea bags and sleepy tea and half the snack aisle from Sainsbos to help get her through the few hours between her toddler 5pm tea time and her 8pm bedtime, to accompany her eighth bottle "fat free" luminous Fanta.

 
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She looks like a right spoilt brat, she looks jealous of her baby sister. Probably wanted to be the star of the photo.
This is exactly how Erin looked when they were filming surprising Ethan with something at their old house. Absolute face of contempt until the second she clocked the camera was on her. Her mother has taught her well.
 
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She’s been packing for a fortnight but now they’ve forgot the shoes?! Absolute twaddle
 
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Tell us you read here Babs without telling us you read here.

Look I’m on the plane now pic
Look I’m sat between the kiddos pic
Look I AM wearing compression socks
Look I do safeguard my children …. Fail
 
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Predictions for after she lands:

Photos of them all in sheet masks

Ste sticking his smelly little thumb up from across the aisle, with a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes

Her explaining she takes one for the team by sitting in between the kiddos to give her giant bumcheeks room to spill over stop them fighting

A run down of whatever tripe she watched during the flight

A tale of how someone complimented her for being such an amazing, clever mummy with her bag full of sticker books and chocolate buttons

Perhaps that stupid reel she always does with the abba song, with everyone doing the actions out of sync
 
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I hate how she always sits between the kids. Just let them choose where they want to sit, surely they'll just be eating/ watching films like Babs anyway so no need to keep them apart
 
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What happened to the babbath? Just fuck off on your holiday of a lifetime and stop posting inane things that are neither interesting or funny! No one gives a fuck about you wearing the most childish compression socks I have ever seen or the fact you are on a plane! Fuck off then fuck off a bit more!
 
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