We don't break up today. Or next week. Well, I tell a lie, I might take the long weekend cos I'm self-employed, so no worky, no play and all that. Mr Zeb has been granted the long weekend off from his proper job. So have the baby Zeb's, both mid-20s and working in proper jobs, not influencer blaggers, who will come over the long weekend. We'll sit and reminisce about their childhoods and how their knicker drawers were never shared online, or how they were never spotted in town by total strangers who knew their full names, DOBs, school, clubs routine. Funny ole world.