Excuse you? Emma? Lift a finger at Christmas? Don't be daft! I said before, although it *would* totally make sense for Emma to host, I don't think it's fair to subject the Wets and Stes mum to one of their dry roasts or beige buffets for their Christmas fare.Why do they need to go and stay and Nanny Sans because the family want to see the kids, cant they pop into Emma's house?
Of course I didn't mean Emma lift a finger unless its to open the tub of Celebrations, no I meant Silent Ste could cook the Christmas lunch etc etc. But no she will be sat on her arse stuffing her face while Nanny San runs round like a blue arsed fly.Excuse you? Emma? Lift a finger at Christmas? Don't be daft! I said before, although it *would* totally make sense for Emma to host, I don't think it's fair to subject the Wets and Stes mum to one of their dry roasts or beige buffets for their Christmas fare.
This sums her up perfectly! Although the cracking rack appears to have a bit more ‘pep’ to it
Imagine if one of Ste's roasts was your Christmas Dinner! What is she actually going to when she can't go to the Wets at Christmas?Of course I didn't mean Emma lift a finger unless its to open the tub of Celebrations, no I meant Silent Ste could cook the Christmas lunch etc etc. But no she will be sat on her arse stuffing her face while Nanny San runs round like a blue arsed fly.
Someone has put ‘ Jesus Christ’ in the commentsI had to go and watch the tiktok and instantly wish I hadn't. What in the ever loving fuck was that?
yep, and the obligatory photo of her sitting in the car with a cream egg clenched between her gnashers - taken on Boxing day, because cream egg twisted are not appropriate Christmas chocolates, but th moment it hits December 26th, it's lal good because - IT'S EASTERRRRRRR!I'm guessing she'll return next Monday with this messageView attachment 2651738
100% she will have - plus a "what I got in the boxing day sales" haul. she can't resist an opportunity to show off! babs by name, brags by nature. and ofc she will have prioritised her "what I got for Christmas" vlog immediately after opening presents, likely while wet san prepares the food, because ultimately THAT is the most important thing to her at CHRISTMAS. what a sad little life, babs. she'll be FUMING she has to wait til after the babmas to share it.I wonder if she’s recorded a video about her Christmas presents from her parents house like an absolute sad sack.
Don’t forget that when she buys all her cards/wrapping paper/decorations/stocking filler shit in Lush, B&M or Home Bargains she will then pretend in Nov/Dec next year that she can’t find it. You know, for the hilarious content of her being able to say “stop messaging me that it’s up my bum”Babs probably can’t wait to get back to business. She’s been singlehandedly celebrating Christmas since the kids went back to school in September and must be sick of it.
Coming soon:
Valentine’s Day hot cock station, jumpers and decorated table
Her big red moon face gurning next to a pack of mini eggs. Bonus post about rage DMs from the babettes
A gigantic haul of all manner of horrible bargain bin Christmas shite, to put up for next year and smugly brag about
A mood board/word document about what godawful content she’s planning to foist on us for the next twelve months.
That safety hazard, eyesore mug shelf getting its springtime revamp
Babs being in her absolute element that the kids areout her fucking sightback in a routine when they return to school
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