again with the scathing reference to ethan and his bottle of prime, when every other photo in her stories is babs' trotter clutching a bottle of fanta! an orange glow to her skin will make a change to the usual grellow-beige complexion. and as for the "i'm really laughing" at how excited ethan supposedly was to see a pair of shoes worn by some guy from YT, as though she doesn't go absolutely wild over random tiktok trends or seeing teenagers dressed as Disney characters.
obvs erin's dream day was babs' dream too - yet ethan's was simply an opportunity for eye roles, scathing comments, a sly trip to bath and bodywork - because ofc she can't resist making the day all about HER - and the equivalent of taking the slow train, because she won't be wasting a single penny that could be spent Rae Dunn mugs, fizzy pop and Easter themed scented hand sanitiser.
and babs chose not to go on any of the rides because they're "scary"? absolutely, definitely not because rides like this wouldn't cope with her #NOTasize18 bulk. given that the rides are all rugrats and paw patrol themed and seem to be aimed at kids, it wouldn't surprise me if there was a weight limit/babs feared she would get stuck. but ofc babs won't be sharing that! just "too scary", so she opted to - yet again - sit on the sidelines downing sugar, watching the family have fun, missing out and allowing her poor health to prevent her from joining in with her family, yet obvs expecting them to be eternally grateful because SHE bought their tickets.