who would perceive a festive message from this hideous beast as anything other than offensive?! she's a total jump scare - her videos more appropriate as a halloween joke. if. anyone sent me a video from babs as anything other than a joke, i would be forced to cut them out of my life immediately. and if my bf
proposed and it involved any mention of the grellow one, let alone included her screeching voice, that would be a guaranteed way to end the relationship. jfc, she really does believe she is a celeb.
as for the books, of course babs can't get her trotters on a few pamphlets and do a giveaway of a few signed copies - that would involve her huffing d puffing her way upstairs to unearth the boxes of books she has stashed up in her top top tip, but using up her energy when she could be watching netflix, and giving away anything for free goes directly against babs' principles. fuck the season of goodwill - goodwill only applies when SHE is the recipient, a KWEEN worthy of freebies and gifted items, unlike her peasant followers. if any of the adoring babettes want a copy of her pamphlet, they will be paying for it! no signed "books" - but y'know, she's
such a kind and generous individual that she will autograph ten christmas cards instead - undoubtedly demanding the recipient pay for postage!