I couldn't own those purely because the holes give me the ickBabs, in celebration of your 45th birthday here’s a photo I took last night in The Range. I think it perfectly highlights just how irrelevant you are, and how little influence you have in your career. Happy birthday.
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We soooooo need an eye roll emoji on Tattle.What 45 year old poses like this with a birthday cake in the early hours of the morning? Scrunched up eyes, ridiculous headband and, at her own admittance, a dirty copy of a snudie?
I would have loved it if while Babs had her eyes shut, holding her cake, Stevie, E&E legged it out the door and left her stood there like the big narcissist twat she isWhat 45 year old poses like this with a birthday cake in the early hours of the morning? Scrunched up eyes, ridiculous headband and, at her own admittance, a dirty copy of a snudie?
Quoting myself cos I hit wrong buttonI haven’t posted yet today cos I’m still traumatised from seeing her in her bra and tights up to her tits holding an advent calendar…..im a similar age to babs a little older and also a December birthday girl how she acts is shameful and if my fella had bought me a Disney Christmas mug as a bastard birthday present he’d be picking pieces of the said mug out of his teeth until Christmas
Same!I haven’t posted yet today cos I’m still traumatised from seeing her in her bra and tights up to her tits holding an advent calendar…..im a similar age to babs a little older and also a December birthday girl how she acts is shameful and if my fella had bought me a Disney Christmas mug as a bastard birthday present he’d be picking pieces of the said mug out of his teeth until Christmas
Quoting myself cos I hit wrong button…..has she posted yet any info of if they are already in London….my daughter and her fella have had a nightmare with trains getting to London but just arrived, it’s heaving, they’ve gone to see Tyson fury tonight, but winter wonderland , festive shoppers, shows etc etc we were there this time last year it’s like a bastard cattle market
The early cake thing is bizarre. Even for a child’s birthday - cake comes later? Just my family. Have we been doing birthdays wrong all this time?One of the things I hate the most about her is how they have to have birthday cakes when they wake up just so she can put a picture in Instagram first thing. It's so pathetic.
Apart from my sister (spoilt baby of the family) I don't know a single adult who celebrates non milestone birthdays. It's was my husbands birthday yesterday, he went to the tip, did a charity shop run, 2 x school runs and got the decorations out of the garage.
We all know that Wednesdays blog is gonna be entitled “ look what this entitled cunt….aka me got for my birthday “ah, what a day to be alive! happy babmas everyone!
i hope all youwere awake while it was still dark, party hats at the ready, awaiting the prime time 7am upload of babs with her birthday cake to celebrate the 45th anniversary of the day the grellow one made wet san a mother!
imagine turning 45, and your priority being getting a photo of yourself posing with your cake at the crack of dawn becausecontent while being unable to resist the urge to immediately tear into ehr gifts like an overexcited toddler, and share photos of every present you recieve - prior to the upcoming "what I got for my birthday" vlog, where she brags about the presents she was given and flaunts her gift hoard in its entirity. her birthday was over by 7am - as she announced it was time to "get ready" to go see ABBA. presumably as a way to avoid feeling forced to spend time with the kids - fumignv that her birthday fell on a weekend and she couldn't spend the day enjoying her own company while the kids were at school - she's dedicating HOURS of her day to apply her layers of crayoned-on make-up and sqidge her body into that gaudy dress? or is she going to a toddler matinée performance to ensure she doesn't stay out past her toddler bedtime?
tbh, the only thing that could have made this day any better is if babs had opened her advent calendar and been shooketh to find a fudge. i would have SCREAMED. my whole family would have SCREAMED. sitting here, surrounded by yellow balloons, to celebrate the day that the kween graced the world with her presence, the lack of fudge was a cruel disappointment!
ah, such a successful campaign that the range are now selling their "bikini body" weight loss motivation plaques at an even more affordable price! such a favour babs has served to the nation, so that women everywhere can afford to motivate themselves to lose weight! so much for her claims that she had single-handedly eradicated sexism in her "woke" fight for equality by ensuring that the range removed these. plaques from their range immediately. she will undoubtedly be so SHOKETH when she catches up on tattle - and will have to step outside to get enough air to calm her breathing.Babs, in celebration of your 45th birthday here’s a photo I took last night in The Range. I think it perfectly highlights just how irrelevant you are, and how little influence you have in your career. Happy birthday.
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