Brummy Mummy #110 When God gave out chins, Babs thought He said C ocks In Tins, so she asked for a triple

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SHE IS ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH HERSELF, ISN'T SHE!!!

Jesus christ Emma, give it a rest!
 
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Did you snog boys in the 1990's or not Emma? You are such a fucking liar. That's why you look so awful, all the lies pouring out from your skin.
By ‘snogging boys’ does she actually mean snogging her pillow and pretending it was a boy?
 
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I think Emma is confused between reality & fantasy half more than half the time. She can’t keep her narrative on track, always wore black photos prove otherwise. Never snogged boys, always snogged loads. Danced on bars, how you had a gammy leg?

Ttw now on 151k
 
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Alison Perry has had a big declutter today, it's an Ad PR post but almost another dig at our Babs there. What has she done to her fwends?!
 
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Fucking hell, she is SO self absorbed! No-one gives a flying shit about ‘90s Emma’ - what is WRONG with the world that people have become so narcissistic that they think thousands of people want to hear what you were like 25 years ago? Especially when you’re some fat, boring Brummie with no friends, no hobbies, no brains & nothing interesting to say. FML. I hate the world sometimes!
 
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By ‘snogging boys’ does she actually mean snogging her pillow and pretending it was a boy?
pretty sure it was all the boyband posters from TOTP magazine she had plastered all over her bedroom walls well into her twenties - her "snogging boys" refers to her she practicing her snogging technique with photos on her wall.
 
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News just in

Sequel to "Encanto" - due for release later this year. Gripping stuff. Probably be worthy of an Oscar or Babta award

 
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I think she needs to update her BIG BOOK OF LIES and remember to cross reference it with her posts before she puts anything out there
 
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Danced on bars but was a ‘wallflower’ and envious of her confident friends not sure many wallflowers danced on bars.
 
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Those sunglasses (aside from being cheap and hideous with zero SPF) do her no favours whatsoever. They're unflattering and make her nose look massive! I mean, she has a big mouth but it looks tiny compared to her hooter when she wears those monstrosities

Can someone explain why she’s been verified on Facebook? I thought it was for famous people? genuine question
Facebook isn't as popular as it was, so it's easier to get verified now. It's not a biggie but she has to hype everything up as Taming Twins is slaying her on Insta and TikTok
 
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