She’s always like this. Remember in lockdown she had to have make up and a nice top on in case she was in the background of the kids’ zoom lessons, but she can be in her pit with her big grellow face every morning for any student, parent or teacher to see?!? Make it make sense!!
Honestly I’m surprised we didn’t get a grid post about how the parcel lady screamed with laughter at Babs in her Minnie ears. Why didn't she tell her how amazing and inspirational it is to see a woman in her 40s be so zany and quirky and comfortable in her own skin?!? Why didn’t the parcel lady tell her she’s the best person and parent in the world and she needs to reward herself with an afternoon in front of the tv and an Easter egg?!? It should have made Babs’ day to have #womensupportingwomen surely?!?
exactly this! i'm SHOOKETH babs missed the opportunity to fabricate a story about how the parcel woman took one look at her outfit and - assuming she was an overgrown toddler playing dress up - asked if her mummy was home because she can't hand over a parcel to anyone under the age of three, then patronisingly complimented her mickey ears, and ruffled her hair as she asked where she bought them and queried which size she wears, so she could gauge which size to buy for her own infant daughter.
no but seriously, she missed a prime opportunity to regurgitate the usual babanory spiel about being spontaneouslu complimented for her greasy, yellow hair and side parting, told that she looks under the age of 30 and emphasising how much the lady
adored her "cute" outfit, obvs being unable to resist asking where she bought it and - upon babs clarifying that she wears a size 18 - commented that she thought babs was
well below a size 18!
disney helped babs to be "the YOU est YOU that ever YOU ed", and embrace her supposed love for bright, gaudy clothes which she'll pair with tacky plastic tat heart-shaped sunglasses and mickey ears and happily parade around outside in and plaster all over SM - yet she's embarrassed for a random delivery lady to see her wearing her childish outfits?! make it make sense!
i guess we were lucky it was a woman who delivered the parcel, or we would have had to endure a story about how she had to dramatically slam the door, phone steve and tearfully explain to him that she felt threatened in her own home because a guy knocked on the door with a parcel in his hand and had the audacity to say that he liked her hair - y'know, since her monkey moo wouldn't understand that because he's a
man.
But she's body confident you know 
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