Brogan Tate #93 She’s 28…. stone

[Livelaughlateralflow]

So what's happened is, she's exfoliated her hairline into oblivion.

 

[D.W's Library Card]

A poem for Brogie, inspired by that post from @Venom

Old Mother Hubbard,
Seen raiding her cupboard, looking for a dinner time snack.
She knew she was a sinner, for there'd be no winner but she just couldn't make herself put it back.

Benign cooking food and there she was stood, hunched over the counter top.
Dancing around to Disney sounds please we beg you, make it stop.
Then dinner was served, a small portion...THE NERVE and Mooney went away in a strop.

(Guys, I've absolutely no idea where this came from and i'm aware it's tit but it was a laugh, Wordsworth, I am NOT!)

 

[Kate500]

Of course she likes those products-they’re pretty £££, obviously they must be the best . Read the room.

 

[originalusername2021]

Aw, look at old Mother Hubbard... uawauauauaua
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I thought that said Bonnie Tate for a second

 

[bilbo012]

I just can't believe that she expected gifts from friends. I mean she was turning 28, not 30 or 40. Even then I didn't expect gifts. Just getting together for supper and a catch-up is all I want from my friends. If they get me a card that's a bonus.

if I got a cute card, not for display but a friend just found a funny one for the lols that would be great. My 30th was in lockdown so asked my housemate to make her famous margaritas and my other housemate ordered pizza for everyone. Not that brogan would like that

 

[LolitaBlah]

Wait what??? I haven't seen these let alone Dad, she's crying over a urine infection... how many did I miss

You will find a link to these deleted vlogs in the wiki (the pink button).. owwww you and your dad will LOVE IT and I can't wait for you reactions


Her skin never been this good.. are you ok Jane?

 

[D.W's Library Card]

You will find a link to these deleted vlogs in the wiki (the pink button).. owwww you and your dad will LOVE IT and I can't wait for you reactions


Her skin never been this good.. are you ok Jane?

Okay so we've got Trek and the old vlogs... he's gonna be over the moon!!!

 

[She_Who_Cant_Be_Named]

So what has Brogan been sniffing to think she actually has good skin?! She looks more like a potato every day!

 

[Aaaaaaaaa12]

if I got a cute card, not for display but a friend just found a funny one for the lols that would be great. My 30th was in lockdown so asked my housemate to make her famous margaritas and my other housemate ordered pizza for everyone. Not that brogan would like that

I think you’re mistaken, only Brogan had a lockdown birthday. No one else.

 

[gossgal]

Makes me die, her showing off her wedding mags on Readly. witch, the wedding industry was decimated in Covid and those mags were all discontinued in early 2020. So tone deaf. Yours, a bride who had to postpone twice and STILL isn’t married.

Really I wondered why I can hardly find any i'm old school so prefer magazines to hold and read through I did try tesco but no luck so guess we will be saving a long time to come

Has Brogan opened her eyes to the food industry going up in price this year families are having to struggle more I was nearly over £5 just to get a fresh salad for lunch this week before starting on my food shop but heres TONE DEAF PUSS shoving pounds that were basically trying to save to eat and keep paying bills tone bleeping deaf!!!!

 

[disneys]

It’s more the constant take take take attitude I meant. You’ve only got to read other threads on here where people have ended up paying for meals for so called friends who were in fact freeloaders. She only mentions most of these friends when there’s something in it for her.

That is very true

 

[loveulongtime0]

Benji!!!!!! You’re supposed to be resting!

 

[gossgal]

Has he got a twin brother

 

[Venom]

Is there going to be a vlog tomorrow do we know ? I need a good laugh at the screengrabs

 

[Toastandjam]

I think you’re mistaken, only Brogan had a lockdown birthday. No one else.

Erm I think you’ll find it was TWO lockdown birthdays thank you very much!!

 

[broganlol]

Of course she likes those products-they’re pretty £££, obviously they must be the best . Read the room.

I think she means she hasn't had any pimples? Cause her sunburned face needs SPF. And I mean 1/4 of a teaspoon for her face and you know go to a specialist for her skin!

 

[LolitaBlah]

That Benjimyfiancéblesshisbenignheart is one lucky son fo a B.

EDIT: To add the *. very important!

 

[Venom]

Bogie, bogie, not so fair,
Why do you have, such wispy hair ?
Your skin is dry
You constantly lie
And your house is a massive pigsty

That Benjimyfiancéblesshisbenignheart is one lucky son fo a B.

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[LolitaBlah]

Bogie, bogie not so fair,
Why do you have, such wispy hair ?

Myhubbyblessyourheart (that's me showing my tattle ring too!) please EDIT that into a thread title!

 

[Venom]

Myhubbyblessyourheart (that's me showing my tattle ring too!) please EDIT that into a thread title!

I’ll do the first part

Brogn Tate #94 Bogie, Bogie - not so fair. Why do you have, such wispy hair ?