Brogan Tate #142 The (5.6%) world cruise porker has a world class stalker

[Venom]

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

Pics of the blushing bride-to-be with Doris, Doreen and Dierdre or it didn’t happen, Big Bogs

I’d love to have seen her face when she walked in and saw the ‘spread’ Big Bogs could inhale more than that as a little snack just walking through the buffet!
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She must be on a last minute crash diet before the wedding, those portions are simply tiny for Brogan, she’ll be starving after eating all of that

 

[Drusilla]

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They'd make beautiful bébés <3

 

[cushtybert]

her arse is nearlly as wide as the handle bars !
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She should stick to riding a Segway

 

[Geetbo]

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Why have you posted a picture of Prince Harry and Meghan?

 

[Rayne]

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She looks like a thumb

 

[squishbish]

Not Bench saying Brog’s bike wasn’t as powerful as his instead of just saying she’s unfit as duck

 

[Venom]

this is their version of hyacinth and richard running around the ship

 

[HeyBabes]

Biking, sweating, being under the sun and the heat and she dreamed of having a cold glass of wine so they ordered each one. If they had a heatstroke maybe they'd learned their lesson. What a bunch of irresponsible idiots.

To be fair I’m guilty of that, I’m not fair skinned but Mr Babes and I went to Maldives, spent most of the day snorkelling, then go to the bar and get some sort of alcoholic cocktail. I am Scottish though

 

[Venom]

 

[HeyBabes]

She looks like a thumb

Just needs a wig and it’s Bogs right there

 

[Millennial Pink]

The absolute STATE of the pair of them. The first few minutes of the vlog is just solid eating.

 

[D.W's Library Card]

I'm about to get into it but my god I am bleeping pissing myself reading this tonight. On my knees laughing.

 

[ach0902]

Omg dying at her paddy on the bike ride

 

[HelloCreepy]

Yes!!!!!

To be honest if I found out someone did that to me, I’d be crying too. It’s beyond creepy. Booking the same cabin, buying the same outfits, booking the same trip, drinking the same drink while saying the same things, it’s nuts. I’d be so creeped out.

 

[Saltypopcorn]

Please stop, I've got FOMO but I don't want to watch it, my cringeometer will be off the scale

 

[broganlol]

I am too scared to watch the vlog. Sunburnt and obnoxious. Planning queen, can't even Google a restaurant!

 

[FancyNancy]

That bike ride ... she is proper fuming about the detour

 

[ach0902]

Surely you’d want to be in good shape for a trip like this, not to look a certain way specifically but to be fit enough to do s bike ride, walk around, even walk up a hill to your hotel without needing a scooter?! She has an expensive gym membership, a personal trainer and all the time in the world yet couldn’t even be bothered to get fit to make the most of this big trip.

 

[D.W's Library Card]

Nah my noseyness got the best of me and I skimmed ahead to the bit where she has the bike meltdown.
First... LOL!
Second - Gibbon is one nasty bastard, he's fully trolling her there. She's upset (not that I care but go with me...) and she says she has to "keep paddling" and the fat bleeping ape comes in with "that's where you're going wrong then you have to PEDDLE" like not the time.

Next bit he's taking pics of her at the beach and he says "you're face is.... A SHADE" he's picking on her the entire time whilst doing his Michael bleeping Palin bit, I cannot abide him.