Brogan Tate #110 You know your life is tragic when Benji is the “magic”

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Gossiplada

Let’s be real, she always does this. As soon as she has an event planned, she starts trying to find a dress. She finds one, then by the time the event come around she usually has to look for dresses again because it no longer fits is something she’s been doing long before Ben-geeeee.

Now she’s bought a dress for an event eighteen months out. Either way it is probably not going to fit. Maybe she’ll decide to start working out even a little and it wont fit or she won’t and it won’t fit in the other direction. I don’t think it’s that weird she took Ben to pick out a dress a) given she has absolutely no taste and b) the reality is they are the only people in her life.
 
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Mrslollypop

So incredibly unconventional…. Planning an engagement, Getting engaged abroad down on one knee, wearing a diamond engagement ring, picking a white dress, wedding shoes etc, having an actual wedding. Planning a honeymoon afterwards. Basically all that is unconventional about it is that Benji is involved in all the decisions and they have no guests to invite. So the word you are looking for is sad. Not unconventional.
 
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candyland_

Because she can’t help but show it off and needs to hear how amazing she looks in it. None of them will care or be at the wedding anyway.
 
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LemonPledge

Taking Ben & MeJulie dress shopping screams insecurity. She's terrified of making the wrong choice by choosing a dress one of them doesn't like. I bet she'd choose something she wasn't 100% happy with if Julie & Ben loved it.
 
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Luisa18

Mindlesswatcher said:
I know people have lots of different personal opinions on this..... But I'm sorry that's just fucking tragic.

The look of sheet panic I see in Benji's eyes as well. Get out now lad!
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Of course her and Benj have the booze glasses in front of them.
 
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Mrslollypop

LemonPledge said:
Taking Ben & MeJulie dress shopping screams insecurity. She's terrified of making the wrong choice by choosing a dress one of them doesn't like. I bet she'd choose something she wasn't 100% happy with if Julie & Ben loved it.
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Let’s be honest we can one million percentage predict what the dress will look like- waistband under tits to hide the gunt, a line skirt, v neck, 3/4 length lace sleeve. Small amount of lace/sparkly detail over dress. Hair done in waves with air wrap. Bish bash bosh, done.
 
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Tabitha

Why didn’t she take one of the girls from the WhatsApp group? They all seem very close and it would make more sense than her actual husband ….
 
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ryvitaninja

Honestly I’ve seen this wedding scenario play out with a friend and it has turned out her ex husband was a complete controlling arsehole.

I really hope this isn’t the same thing
 
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hvjmoor

Have a look at the ones she’s liked on their instagram-one is near identitical to her engagement dress but without the flowers. Can’t imagine she’s going to squeeze herself into most of their dresses which are very fitted.

Also-is it me or was their no AD in the latest flog…..maybe not so busy with work after all?
 
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candyland_

ryvitaninja said:
Honestly I’ve seen this wedding scenario play out with a friend and it has turned out her ex husband was a complete controlling arsehole.

I really hope this isn’t the same thing
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I think it’s just a case of two people who have given up on life and have no friends.
 
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Penny Lane

focusdochas said:
Why didn’t she invite Bianca if she was going to see it today anyway?
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I don’t think bianca likes her enough to travel somewhere and do dress shopping with her their friendship is all for show on Instagram. Bet they can count on their hands the number of times they have actually met up
 
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Babyshark

I feel quite sad for her trailing Benji out to pick dresses. That’s not unconventional - it’s just sad. Where’s the element of surprise - she’s trying to be so different but it’s all so much more controlled and planned than “conventional@ weddings.
 
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D.W's Library Card

Venom said:
I had to do that toothbrush segment to some music, and I've put the edit in a spoiler incase anyone's eating
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Been at work so only just seen this but fucking hell... you are a genius.

(Side note - I still feel physically sick by the clip but it's bloody funny!)
 
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Cah

Just seen that Victoria aka Disney in Denial Detail got an ad invite to the Disney100 event and Brogan commented how gorgeous she looked on her instagram post.....




Cheer up though Brogs, instead you got to try on a wedding dress that MeJulie picked for your UnCoVeNtIoNaL wedding, a size 16 in shade corpse eh
 
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D.W's Library Card

The wedding dress stories - She's an utter laughing stock, a parody, a joke... HOW can she not see people are pissing themselves laughing at her.
So beyond tragic and embarrassing!

Also Big Bro just admit it - You won't show any of the dresses you didn't pick as you're shit scared of other peoples opinions, you know you'd be absolutely slaughtered.
 
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evac90

Regardless of benji being there or not, it just seems so sad to not have one single friend there. The shops appointments are all “bride + 3 adults”
 
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