Christ right her outfit is shocking, agreed!!!
Benign coming in with "that's just the way the cookie crumbles" in reference to a FIVE MINUTE WALK after this Mr Heart Tumour has what I can only describe as a fucking mountain of a fried breakfast, there is nothing wrong with him... not if he's troughing away like that.
I genuinely think Benign is doing my head in more than Brogre now, he's an absolute prick.
Parade dancing and they are both just so slappable.
Big Thunder as she's filming them Dad says "Right, QUICK who's got the biggest mouth???" followed by "Open up"
The weather has brightened up which Moonface declares is "Disney magic" enter Dad dead-pan face saying "
NO that's called THE SUN!"
More of the parade, Dad says "Oooooh find your pal in there now, oh wait, I forgot they don't exist!" - OUCH!
Benign is a fucking bell-end, that's it.
Benign the bell-end... he is absolutely beyond slappable.
Someone needs to surgically remove that kazoo she's quite obviously swallowed, christ her voice is unbearable.
Around 18 and a half minutes she's walking banging on about something and this guy walks past and looks at her with the DIRTIEST look you've ever seen, he appears to be disgusted... poor guy probably wondering what the smell is.
Even the dog is horrified, he's turned around, can't even look at the TV.
I'm absolutely roaring - It's raining on the vlog and she's bitching about the weather while in line for yet more food, Benign stood there like a dick and Dad out of nowhere just says
"He's got a face like a half chewed caramel
" I then asked him to explain to which I got "You know when you eat a caramel and if you take it out as you're eating it and it's all mangled and squished together... that's his face!" - Fucking DEAD!!!
The Cars ride annoyed me, it's a kids ride and Adam already said a few weeks ago it wasn't worth the time but queen Disney fan just had to rip it apart some more. Then twat number two coming in with "I don't understand, there's loads of real-estate there" fucking look out Selling Sunset.
More whinging from Moonface, Dad asks whats wrong with her voice "It's like she has a bee stuck up there or something"
Screaming yet again, Goofy "proposing" to our kween B first of all fucking VOM!
Second Dad comes in with this "From one dog to another, eh"
I mean, he's not wrong.
Moonface has just said don't be afraid to let the characters lead you - THIS coming from the most skin crawlingly awkward character interactions I've ever seen, she then follows it up with "Take it from someone who's taken MANY a character photo" - You've been three times in your adult life you fucking knob-end.
Back on the train and when they reach London she says her feet are so swollen, enter Dad with "SO IS YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!"
Also those two tufts of hair she has either side on her upper neck make me feel physically ill.
Say Florida some more Brogan, seriously... say it some more. Florida this and Florida that, shut the fuck up!
She's wanting to give this up, she needs to quit vlogging... actually I might take that back seen as it's so funny for all the wrong reasons.