Boss_mummy_sale #27 You write like you're 14, drink like you're 20, and dress like you're 80!

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We’ll start to get the cryptic things again and doorstep deliveries when garden grandmas funeral is… must be soon as my Dads was about three weeks and there was a delay with his plus Easter inbetween so think it must be soon…
 
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Sorry to the culled, I’m really behind. Last Sunday and this weekend’s posts. She’s much quieter than usual but I am (unlike someone else) a hands on, very busy mum of two hardly on my phone so finding it harder to keep up
 
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The upside down lightning bolts I love a bit of scamp and dude but I can’t believe they actually sold that in the outlet and didn’t just bin it.
 
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Those Scamp dresses just look like overpriced shapeless Asda specials to me. I'm yet to see someone who looks good in one sorry!

There's a mum on my fb who fancies herself a bit "middle class" the stuck up cow...she always wears them to functions and always looks like a lumpy, frumpy bag of shit in them
 
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Documenting they’re off to a wedding reception tonight and her dress is too big so Mummy's altering it… what not bestie enough to go to the wedding?!?
 
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Documenting they’re off to a wedding reception tonight and her dress is too big so Mummy's altering it… what not bestie enough to go to the wedding?!?
It’s a ex work colleague’bestie’ hence why she didn’t get invited to the main hen do probably and the 4 of them had to do their own one for the bride and only invited to the evening.
 
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No doubt an evening on the sauce again then…… are the kids being dragged along as well?
surly with them back to school tomorrow they will be left home for an early night and not taken along to watch the pair of drunks get wasted.
 
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No doubt an evening on the sauce again then…… are the kids being dragged along as well?
surly with them back to school tomorrow they will be left home for an early night and not taken along to watch the pair of drunks get wasted.
Ella the babysitter
 
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It’s a ex work colleague’bestie’ hence why she didn’t get invited to the main hen do probably and the 4 of them had to do their own one for the bride and only invited to the evening.
I wonder if it’s the ex colleague who bitched about not being invited to a bestie dinner party
 
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Did she ever say why she left princess cruises? Just wondering why she left a proper job to work in the hallway
 
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