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And bears tit in the woods.The Conservatives most definitely use dirty tactics to play the media or swing polls.
This is evidenced in the South West where a daily newspaper was running a poll on whether Cameron would make a good leader. When the polls weren’t going their way, an email was circulated to local Tory councillors asking them to vote and ’change the percentage around’
Pandora: Tory press office in a spin over poll fix
It's hard to pick up a newspaper or turn on the television these days without one poll or another declaring David Cameron as the Prime Minister-in-waiting.www.independent.co.uk
Russ in Cheshire is particularly amazing. His descriptions of the Tories/cabinet! Like "furiously glaring testicle Sajid Javid". Just perfection, and manages to keep coming up with new ones.This is brilliantDiscover and read the best of Twitter Threads about #TheWeekInTory
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Well I for one am very happy that Boris is leading the way in showing us that the laws do not matter and there are more things to be worried about as there is a war on. Today I turned right at two no right turn signs and last night went out for a lovely meal with my husband and ran away before the bill came. I do not expect to be punished, but I will apologise so that will make everything all right, 
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.As long as committing your crimes takes less than 10 minutes, it doesn't count! And especially not if you personally don't believe it's a crime.Well I for one am very happy that Boris is leading the way in showing us that the laws do not matter and there are more things to be worried about as there is a war on. Today I turned right at two no right turn signs and last night went out for a lovely meal with my husband and ran away before the bill came. I do not expect to be punished, but I will apologise so that will make everything all right,
'Honestly, m'lud I only held up the bank for 5 minutes, and I didn't think I was breaking the law'.Well I for one am very happy that Boris is leading the way in showing us that the laws do not matter and there are more things to be worried about as there is a war on. Today I turned right at two no right turn signs and last night went out for a lovely meal with my husband and ran away before the bill came. I do not expect to be punished, but I will apologise so that will make everything all right,
That Johnson statement in full:
'Wibble,Wibble,not my fault, lefty savile loving snowflakes opposite, Wibble,Wibble, vaccine rollout, Wibble, Wibble, We are getting on with the job Mr Speaker, Wibble More Bullshit'
Sums up his whole career!
Read in the Times today about a focus group in Woking. All still incensed about partygate (thank god) but when asked about Starmer, muttered about him being the one who let Saville off the hook 
So, Johnson's pack of lies / conspiracy nonsense lives on.
So, Johnson's pack of lies / conspiracy nonsense lives on.
It's all so tiresome (which I don't doubt is intentional) but come on, don't we deserve more than a prime minister and government whose actions spark moral (and sometimes legal) debate every calendar month?
Churchill said that countries end up with the government they deserve.
Maybe this is all some karmic reckoning, he still seems to have a lot of support.
Just a shame for those of us who see him for what he is.
He's promised that he will deal with all the problems, when in reality he had no solutions other than him becoming Prime Minister.
I always get the impression Lindsay Hoyle thinks Johnson's a massive twit.
Generally speaking Johnson and his cabal of useless, self serving arsewipes ARE the problem. It’s a guarantee that anything he’s tried to fix has become exponentially worse. I am honestly baffled why anyone votes for him, let alone poor, working class people (yes, I know, too many brown faces manning the tills in Tesco
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The right-wing media have a lot to answer. For example, they reported that Starmer had helped Jimmy Saville get away with his crimes, which is utter bollocks.Generally speaking Johnson and his cabal of useless, self serving arsewipes ARE the problem. It’s a guarantee that anything he’s tried to fix has become exponentially worse. I am honestly baffled why anyone votes for him, let alone poor, working class people (yes, I know, too many brown faces manning the tills in Tesco
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No wonder satire is dead, given the times we are living through.
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