Boris Johnson #3

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Boring Monday

BigMavis said:
I always think to myself Godspeed Carrie
But then again she treats wallpaper like an aphrodisiac.
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When the flat gets a new resident, will they also get a grant to re-decorate … Will Carrie be sobbing into her sample book or did they hang it with Blu-Tak so it can come with them when they go?
 
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Miss Begotten

BigMavis said:
I always think to myself Godspeed Carrie
But then again she treats wallpaper like an aphrodisiac.
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She’s every bit as much of a cunt as her current husband. Imagine letting that fat ugly twat fuck you in his house while his wife was undergoing cancer treatment, and still having the brass balls to think she’s something special.
I hope she ends up in a council flat on Universal Credit.
 
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Miss Anne Thrope

monga said:
He must be amazing in the sack is all I can think
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I reckon that fatty Boris must have a lot in common with Churchill descendant Nicholas Soames, whose ex-wife said of his technique that 'being made love to by Nicholas Soames was like having a very large wardrobe with a very small key falling on top of you'.

Sorry, I need to be excused for a moment (rushes to the loo) Bleurrrgh!
 
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monga

Yeah I don't think he'd make much of an effort he'd leave that to whoever was joining him
 
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Miss Begotten

MadameOvary said:
Why does his technique consist of waving his belly at her? What a day to have eyes...
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Are you sure it’s his belly he’s waving at her? I think that might actually be his mating dance. No wonder the poor woman is trying to fend him off with a light saber.


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Boris Johnson #4

Hope I've done this right and everyone loves the catchy title!! To sum up: we all agree the PM is a lying bastard and the latest revelations about 2 parties at Downing St the night before PP's funeral are the icing on the cake. Dominic Cummings: is he the force behind this? Opinions mixed...
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