Boris Johnson #3

[BigMavis]

The memes and videos doing the rounds are hilarious, there's one with Teresa May strutting into the downing Street party as BJ says Christmas is cancelled. They really haven't a hope of people following what they say now which is totally tit.

 

[Scooby Don't]

I was looking at pictures of the various Johnson offspring. Like peas in a pod - and not in a good way.

The Children of the Damned.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

*BREAKING NEWS* The baby is called Chardonnay after what they drank at the party

Oh I heard it was ‘Lambrini’..

 

[WritersBlock]

White Lightning?

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

My guess at names Septem, Octingenti, or Novem

A la Rees Mogg sprogs??

 

[Dowager Duchess]

I reckon Sir Tom Marcus Anton Dec. Capitalise on the names of people that us plebs actually have a little respect for.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I reckon Sir Tom Marcus Anton Dec. Capitalise on the names of people that us plebs actually have a little respect for.

You do know the baby is a girl right?
Do you not think the poor little thing already has the huge disadvantage of having a lying fatberg and a conniving dingbat for parents? Naming her after an old man and a drunk driver seems overly harsh.

 

[Dowager Duchess]

You do know the baby is a girl right?
Do you not think the poor little thing already has the huge disadvantage of having a lying fatberg and a conniving dingbat for parents? Naming her after an old man and a drunk driver seems overly harsh.

A girl? Christ he will struggle to find any women he admires to cash in on

 

[coconochanel]

Maybe they will call her Tia Maria- after the nightcap they all had before they left the party.

 

[hughjars]

A la Rees Mogg sprogs??

Yes! Maybe he thinks people wouldn’t cotton on

 

[Blurp]

The Children of the Damned.

Milo is the only one who seems to have escaped. Must take after his mother what with the dark hair and completely different nose.

 

[Annabanana40]

If you've ever studied politics, at whatever level. The first thing you are taught (at least back in my day) is that The Left always fracture. The key to Tory party success is that they stay together. It's a simple as that. It's not complicated. The Left ALWAYS start in-fighting. As you say, it's very 'frustrating'.

Although I would consider myself Apolitical ie: A 'floater'. I do take an interest in politics. But this thread is about Boris right? Not politics. Can I just say, I find the man a disgusting, repulsive individual.

So true, bang on true.

 

[bubbadabut]

This is all too convenient. I think she's had a hastily-arranged elective C-section. I had 4 inductions and they all took bleeping days. Oh the ordeal! It takes at least an hour to get you all registered and set up with the monitors and gel/cannula stuff. I would love to have waltzed into the hospital at 7.40 like Carrie and had my baby in my arms a couple of hours later.

 

[laurensanchez]

If you've ever studied politics, at whatever level. The first thing you are taught (at least back in my day) is that The Left always fracture. The key to Tory party success is that they stay together. It's a simple as that. It's not complicated. The Left ALWAYS start in-fighting. As you say, it's very 'frustrating'.

Although I would consider myself Apolitical ie: A 'floater'. I do take an interest in politics. But this thread is about Boris right? Not politics. Can I just say, I find the man a disgusting, repulsive individual.

Great point.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

A girl? Christ he will struggle to find any women he admires to cash in on

Petronella??? although admiration was probably not his first, second or last thought.

 

[MissPoppyFourPaws]

What about Peppa? Boris did say that it was his kind of place….

 

[mindlessness]

Based on the Boris kids names we do know I predict a first name with a classics link, or an old school 'posh' vibe. Maybe both - Octavia, Pandora, Olympia etc. Middle names will be family names like Wilfred's.

Boris's mother Charlotte died in September, so maybe that as a middle. His maternal grandmother was Frances. Stanley's mother was called Irene. Carrie's mother is Josephine, but I don't know her maternal grandmother's name. Her father's mother was Anne. (thank you wiki for these facts I do not care for except right now to guess the name).

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[Scooby Don't]

Boadicea Alfgarnetta Brexiteah Levlinup de Piffle Johnson.

 

[BigMavis]

Boadicea Alfgarnetta Brexiteah Levlinup de Piffle Johnson.

You really like de piffle don't you? Must say its growing on me. However I'm hoping its something like Stacey-Tracey-Marie.

 

[Ndrangheta]

It's easy to slate Boris. I am no fan. But what's the other option? Stop moaning and give me a solution. Liz Truss? Dishi Rishi? Really?

The true tragedy imo is that there is no credible opposition. Sir Keir comes across as a decent fellow. Dull, but decent. But you know, YOU KNOW, that the Labour Party can't be trusted, they will either bankrupt the nation or elect a load of loonies to the front bench. You know that.

I voted for the Green Party last time. Which is a bit of a joke because I believe nuclear energy is the way forward in terms of sustainable energy, but the Green's are against that. Makes no sense to me. But hey ho.