Billie Faiers and Greg Shepherd #2

[annabelle_bronstein]

It’s gone for having Sax Man to now having him, Sax Woman, Bongo Man and R n B crooner man, you need a full house for any self respecting Essex a list parteeee
And now the Gatsby theme has been exhausted it’s now all about Studio 54 *groan* as someone who would have that as their Mastermind subject I can say, hand on heart, it’s really not about ‘Elton John.. and sequins’ ffs

 

[Traveler001]

Wtaf is wrong with you???!!! Don't you know it wouldn't be a party without sax man???
I'm sure he was probably there outside the birthing suite window as well.

A sax man and a balloon arch!

 

[KittenKaboodle]

A sax man and a balloon arch!

A sax man, a balloon arch and a grazing table

 

[Traveler001]

A sax man, a balloon arch and a grazing table

You know what a sax man + a balloon arch + a grazing table equals? MUMS ON THE LOOSE MUMS ON THE LOOSE MUMS ON THE LOOSE

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

You know what a sax man + a balloon arch + a grazing table equals? MUMS ON THE LOOSE MUMS ON THE LOOSE MUMS ON THE LOOSE

LA BABEEEEEEE!

 

[sansaandarya]

I thought Billie was disgustingly selfish again this week. She and that ‘interior designer’ taking more and more space in the new house for ‘her’ dressing room. Greg will be lucky to end up with one chest of drawers at this rate.
She was so sly, the way she went about it.
Sam must have loved going round all the designer furniture shops for Billie and then back to her own bedsit!

 

[Prince fan 1999]

I thought Billie was disgustingly selfish again this week. She and that ‘interior designer’ taking more and more space in the new house for ‘her’ dressing room. Greg will be lucky to end up with one chest of drawers at this rate.
She was so sly, the way she went about it.
Sam must have loved going round all the designer furniture shops for Billie and then back to her own bedsit!

You could tell Sam was seething but trying very hard to sound excited about the house plans.

 

[Posy Parker]

Billie has everything Sam wants..... Her own house and a committed husband. Not someone who snogs their mum.

 

[Traveler001]

Billie has everything Sam wants..... Her own house and a committed husband. Not someone who snogs their mum.

And greg actually gets his arse off the sofa! I really, really don't like Greg and I'd rather be married to him than big baby Paul. I honestly can't think of one thing about him I like, respect, admire, would want in a partner or would want in my life. I feel like I might be sue I dislike BBP so much

 

[N0s3yr0s3y]

And greg actually gets his arse off the sofa! I really, really don't like Greg and I'd rather be married to him than big baby Paul. I honestly can't think of one thing about him I like, respect, admire, would want in a partner or would want in my life. I feel like I might be sue I dislike BBP so much

I don’t mind Greg but the desperation to be famous makes me cringe

 

[Traveler001]

I don’t mind Greg but the desperation to be famous makes me cringe

When he was talking to... I forget - I think Billie agent and now she's his agent? And he was like oh yeah I'll do anything, go anywhere, open anything, eat anything, promote whatever, be on the radio, hang out at a suit shop, dance with fireman Sam, whatever available call me and I'll be there in ten minutes!

 

[N0s3yr0s3y]

When he was talking to... I forget - I think Billie agent and now she's his agent? And he was like oh yeah I'll do anything, go anywhere, open anything, eat anything, promote whatever, be on the radio, hang out at a suit shop, dance with fireman Sam, whatever available call me and I'll be there in ten minutes!

So desperate but at least he’s honest I guess

 

[Traveler001]

So desperate but at least he’s honest I guess

And willing to contribute to their life unlike Sam's boyfriend, so just another reason for her to have a sour look on her face when she's around Billie!

 

[EmilyChambers]

And willing to contribute to their life unlike Sam's boyfriend, so just another reason for her to have a sour look on her face when she's around Billie!

There's Greg, offering his services all over the place and Sam got stroppy because she couldn't get Paul to do a podcast about getting fit.

I completely supported him on that, he said no as he didnt have enough experience or knowledge but Sam said it didnt matter as he lost a stone so do a series about how he did that and he wouldn't.

Just shows she doesn't care about what she does as long as she can earn from it. Bit like how she suddenly became a skin expert with her collagen.

Definitely prefer Billie

 

[Traveler001]

There's Greg, offering his services all over the place and Sam got stroppy because she couldn't get Paul to do a podcast about getting fit.

I completely supported him on that, he said no as he didnt have enough experience or knowledge but Sam said it didnt matter as he lost a stone so do a series about how he did that and he wouldn't.

Just shows she doesn't care about what she does as long as she can earn from it. Bit like how she suddenly became a skin expert with her collagen.

Definitely prefer Billie

I prefer Billie as well. I can understand Sam being annoyed bbp doesn't work but he's right that he doesn't have enough knowledge or experience to do a podcast about weightloss. He's lost a stone, that's something you'd do an insta q&a about not a bloody podcast! What's week 2 going to be about!

 

[Posy Parker]

I prefer Billie as well. I can understand Sam being annoyed bbp doesn't work but he's right that he doesn't have enough knowledge or experience to do a podcast about weightloss. He's lost a stone, that's something you'd do an insta q&a about not a bloody podcast! What's week 2 going to be about!

Week 2 would be about incest with his ma.....

 

[Traveler001]

Week 2 would be about incest with his ma.....

Well we'd all be throwing up so it'd help us lose a stone

 

[KittenKaboodle]

When he was talking to... I forget - I think Billie agent and now she's his agent? And he was like oh yeah I'll do anything, go anywhere, open anything, eat anything, promote whatever, be on the radio, hang out at a suit shop, dance with fireman Sam, whatever available call me and I'll be there in ten minutes!

This made me laugh so hard Going to have to watch it now

 

[Member]

omg Arfur singing Crazy

 

[Shouldntbutineedto1]

Aaaw I actually like Sue, she seems lovely, totally harmless.

omg Arfur singing Crazy

As annoying as people find them, they’ve raised kids with personality