This thread has brought me joy! So many BB
memories!
I think people who weren’t old enough to see the early series just don’t understand the cultural phenomenon it was at the time. The entire nation was gripped by Nasty Nick, it was HUGE! Everyone was talking about it.
Some memorable/fave moments that stick in my head:
Tom getting a massage from Claire and getting a boner in BB1, it was so scandalous at the time!
Also BB1, the house heard Darren’s nominations by accident (yeah, right BB) and he got all guilty and apologised and changed his nomination. Remember that?
One of my fave moments ever in BB2:
Narinder: which male celeb do you think is watching this right now, thinking oh I love Narinder?
Brian: Stevie Wonder?
Paul buying Helen the Gucci shoes and purse for when she left the house, and their reunion. I so cheered them on!
Jade’s many misunderstandings: “tic tacs” for tatics, “East Angular” and thinking it was abroad!
BB4 was crap, but I still chuckle and cringe when I recall Jon Tickle talking about the lyrics of Hotel California and how they were so relevant to the BB experience and everyone just plastering their faces with fake smiles like “this guy is the worst”
BB5 the wedding task, especially Michelle’s singing
BB6 Makosi’s “pregnancy scare” affer the hot tub fingering (and how quickly the rest of them jumped out of th hot tub when she started wailing like a banshee
I went to an eviction for BB7 as a friend worked on the show and got to meet Dermot after BBLB, then later Davina and loads of the evicted housemates as it was when they were voting people back in. Boringly they were all v nice!
Remember how Rex went on and on about how gorgeous his girlfriend Nicole was, so much so that before she went in the house, they had a task where some housemates had to guess who she was out of a lineup and picked a far more attractive woman??!
Remember the second fight night in BB9, over Jennifer’s painting? Acting like it was a friggin’ Picasso or something? That was what led to Dennis spitting in Mo’s face. Jennifer was a right muppet.
I didn’t watch much of the Channel 5 civilian version, but I do remember:
Gina and her fake posh persona, insisting Ferrero Rocher were what posh people ate
Sallie Axl just not understanding the point of the actor guy who was in there during her eviction, no matter how he tried to explain, and Emma Willis very nearly losing her shit with Sallie’s immense stupidity
Wolfy and her delusion and arrogance (Wolfy would have been an amazingly awful but compelling viewing kind of contestant on the earlier Ch4 years!)
Celeb BB fave moments/memories:
Vanessa Feltz’s meltdown after like, days. Calm down, love!
“yeah, Jackie” (best TV moment EVER!)
Pete Burns and George Galloway doing the interpretive dance in leotards about a dog that’s run away, still cracks me up!
“David’s dead” (another best TV moment ever, I still cry laughing when I watch the clip, especially when Darren Day goes into the diary room totally bewildered and explains how he went to check on David Guest. RIP DAVID GUEST!)
When Davina went in some kind of costume (forgotten which) pretending to be an evicted housemate, and Dane Bowers and all that lot figured out it was her, trying to chase her down. Was hilarious and so innocent compared to later years!
The x-rated task in the Channel 5 years - Lionel Blair shouting “suck my dick!” And also the entire Lee Ryan saga. I regularly do an impression of Casey Batchelor’s mum: “he has mugged you off, darlin”
Denise Welch pulling down the playboy twin’s pyjama bottoms and all hell breaking loose (with Nicola McLean injecting herself right into the drama!)
Michelle Heaton talking about how much she was getting paid and Ulrikka Jonsson quipping “really, that much?” in such a sarcastic voice (I am the lone person who found Ulrikka hilarious!)
Julie Goodyear with the banana! And saying how Colleen Nolan had practically punched her in the face when she’d pushed a cream pie as part of a task. Oh also in that series, Julian Clary referring to The Situation from Jersey Shore as “The occasional table”
The entire series with Perez Hilton and Katie Hopkins. That was DRAMA! Compulsive, guilty viewing.
Frenchy cutting up Leslie Jordan’s pants!
Lauren Harries trying to get Courtney Stodden to take pills, which I remember caused some kind of drama. I loved Lauren’s songs though, and when she had a go at Sophie Anderton.
Roxanne Pallet. The less said, the better.
Controversial but I think in general, Celeb Big Brother was better on Channel 5.