Post of the year material here. Not only spot on accurate, but I just love when Tattlers play out conversations in the voices/speaking style of these miscreants. Its so easy to read it in their actual voices.I really don't give a flying darn what Tony does or does not do, but I gotta figure his wife (Vanessa? Vanesa?) had a 'Come to Jesus' moment with him. Probably went something like:
Vanessa: "Ok Tony, we now have two children to care for. You need to stop visiting that amusement park several days per week and wandering around talking to your phone for hours upon hours."
Tony: "Pssh, come on Vanessa - show some positivity. It's all about positivity here. Make sure to hit that thumbs-up."
Vannessa: "Huh? What thumbs-up? What are you even talking about? Did you hear what I said? You need to take all of that time you're spending at Disneyland wandering around by yourself and dedicate it to a 2nd job so we can afford rent and food for our children."
Tony: "Babe, come on - the Thunder Chickens need me. Thanks for the superchat!"
Vanesa: "Huh? A superchat? Tony, you've got a real problem. This? Right here? These children, this apartment, ME...this is real life. It's not all fun and games anymore. You can't just ride around on mobility scooters and skip the line when it comes to this family."
Tony: "Pssh, whatever. If you need me, I'll be spending the night at a hotel."
Vaneesa: "You better livestream yourself sleeping so I know you ain't triflin'.
Tony: ""
Love it!
