Best Life & Beyond #56 KT Slockbower & Spencer Emmons Magic Keys are renewed so put on your griftin shoes

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Thanks! A few months ago I had started a Word doc with anything that stood out on these pages, whether it be people, situations, sayings, etc, with the intention of creating an Encyclopedia BLABtannica, but it got to be way too long, about 200 entries.

So once the Wiki was made available, I picked the most important/frequent entries that newbies to the site might need to refer to. The Word doc still ended up being 21 pages long!

I left a list at the very bottom of the wiki of other topics that can easily be made into entries if people have the time.
I’m curious about the rest of the entries. 😆
 
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LEARN TO HOLD YOUR UTENSILS PROPERLY YOU GIANT MAN-BABY
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I swear, we need a supercut of this idiot holding his utensils like a dumbass.

*three circular shapes next to each other*
OmG GuYs a HiDdEn MiCkeY

He holds his utensils the same way Tim Tracker does. It always looks really awkward and uncomfortable to hold the utensils that way.
 
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Well look at that. You really can put lipstick on a pig! 😂
Who refers to themselves in this way? It's " I", not "she" . Go back to school you narcissistic degenerate - BARF

I'll take that bait. Here's the list I send to anyone who ever asks me. 😁

1) Two can't miss restaurants if you are a little bit adventurous: Zuma at Cosmo & SUSHISAMBA at Palazzo (both are my favorites). If you want a Steakhouse, there are some great ones. I am fond of Vic & Anthony's at Golden Nugget for some reason. The PreFixe meal for $52 is a terrific value. Another good value is the place Katie & Spencer went at the Mirage, Osteria Costa (Italian).

If you are looking for meals with fun character and good food: Pick from Hugo's Cellar at Four Queens, Casa Di Amore, or Piero's. If Piero's, order the Garbage Caesar salad (even if it isn't on the menu).

2) See the show Absinthe at Caesars Palace. Just trust me. Do NOT look up anything about it beforehand. Enjoy the surprise.

3) If you remember the 80's (and you look past his questionable past), there is something satisfying about seeing David Copperfield up close at the MGM Grand. Play some blackjack first and then upgrade yourself to the Meet & Greet if you get up a $100. Fun photo for the Instagram.

4) If there is a big concert in town, be spontaneous and check Craigslist at around 6PM that night. All the Casino VIPs pick-up their tickets around then and try to dump them for cash so they can keep gambling instead. Good value and great seats but you need the nerve to play the game.

5) If you like the pool scene, there are so many that are a blast. Bare at the Mirage has a great vibe - no matter your age. If you aren't into the club scene but love the pool, stay at the Wynn and enjoy their pool. Wynn is my favorite hotel (pricier but it is your 40th). Have a few drinks and you'll feel like you are in your own James Bond movie.

6) Off Strip adventure? Frank's Tiki Room. Put $100 into the video blackjack machine and hit Max. Bet. Win or Lose, your drinks will be comped.

7) Take 30 minutes to go see the show "Brilliant" at the Neon Museum. Don't research it beforehand. Just trust me and be surprised.

8) Go to the LINQ parking garage and reenact the scene from Calvin Harris' Music Video "Bounce" (my favorite song of all time). You can also do the same with the pedestrian bridge South of Harmon Blvd. *BOUNCE*

9) If you want to gamble for cheap and learn the games, go to OYO (former Hooters) and play $1 Blackjack and $5 Craps with some interesting characters. Not quite the old Casino Royale $3 vibe but worth it.

10) Love people watching? On a Friday Night or Saturday Night, wait to eat a late meal at the Grand Lux Cafe at the Venetian (not the Palazzo) and ask for a table that's on the indoor patio by the casino floor. There will be an ATM by the restrooms in your direct line of sight. Watch all the "independent contractors" drag men over and over to the ATM machine and then head up to their rooms together all with just a single head swivel.

I'll stop at 10 but if you want more - let me know! Also, UncleLester will buy you a Drink and a Shrimp Cocktail (offer stands for anyone that comes to Vegas).
Thank you for this, I am going in October and this will come in handy :)
 
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I am going out on a limb here, I don’t think they are the Mckenzie’s. I think it’s Henry and her Mom. The man’s hand is bigger and his nails are not as clean cut as Dale’s. Although the woman’s arm at the dessert time is older, Paula’s arm in a cooking video 3 months back seem to be more toned . Just my thoughts.
The one are and purple shirt reminded me of Terri. She had a ton of pics wearing a purple shirt
 
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LEARN TO HOLD YOUR UTENSILS PROPERLY YOU GIANT MAN-BABY
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I swear, we need a supercut of this idiot holding his utensils like a dumbass.

*three circular shapes next to each other*
OmG GuYs a HiDdEn MiCkeY

He holds his utensils the same way Tim Tracker does. It always looks really awkward and uncomfortable to hold the utensils that way.
As an education-adjacent individual who has spent some time around schools, I recognize this. Here is the most probable formula:

A) Parents didn’t give a damn to notice and teach them or were untrained, uncouth savages themselves
Plus either
B) Kindergarten and First Grade teachers (who usually work on improving their students’ skills in how to properly hold pencils, scissors, and lunchtime utensils) were themselves a product of A or so overtaxed by so many products of A in their classroom that they just give up.
Or
C) Teachers attempt to train the correct usage, but are met by either extremely stubborn defiant resistance or angry parent blowback to “quit hassling my special darling child”. Teachers have bigger things to deal with than beating a dead horse.
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Insert picture of Katie cooking and Spencer feeding himself.
 
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We now know why Katie wanted to go to Hawaii, so she could stock up on muumuus at Hilo Hattie’s. Evidently muumuus will soon be all that will fit her churro dusted double cheese fatty (her words, not mine) body. Aloha!
 
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The one are and purple shirt reminded me of Terri. She had a ton of pics wearing a purple shirt
I was thinking Henry because of the watch, which looked the same from the tahoe fire video. Also, I would he call Dale “bro”? I’m sorry Terri? Their Mod?
 
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