Ben Green #3

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

I'm convinced after this post he's either a bit special or should be on a special register.

Don’t tar people that are a bit special with the same brain as this thick b lol, my daughter has autism and people more sense than this thick twit......posting for the bleeping beg again

and don’t get me started on that blueberry oat breakfast thing he posted earlier looks like a sponge that’s been in a wet bucket under sink for three months ......I’d rather eat bat and take my chances

Here’s an idea you freeloading saddo, stop collecting cooking sprays and GET A bleeping JOB.

But give him a bit of credit look how pretty they look, surprised they arnt hanging up on his bleepin glory wall

 

[DomMcGoldio]

Had a look at his page today all of his posts are B related they are a Begging Ben picture or a Bragging Ben picture

 

[Starrysky]

I'm convinced after this post he's either a bit special or should be on a special register.

Got, got, got, got, not got! Ooooh a shiny wanna do swapsies?

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

Give them another email ben... tell them your old habits have returned and you're now a pizza sniffing fuckpig.

 

[DomMcGoldio]

I have just found out what Ben stands for
B Beggy
E Egotistical
N Narcissist

 

[HereForLOLS]

His hands creep me out - can imagine he has a clammy, limp handshake

 

[ABBAORFABBA]

His hands creep me out - can imagine he has a clammy, limp handshake

Did you see the photo of him actually holding his sausage wrap with his sweaty hands the other day? That will creep you out even more . Vom! . That isn’t an innuendo, it’s a genuine description

 

[Clemmieinwonderlust]

He gets grosser by the day

 

[ABBAORFABBA]

He gets grosser by the day

I really hope he doesn’t buy his kids a paddling pool over this lockdown as I for one, do NOT want to see him in his budgie smugglers and we all know he wouldn’t be able to resist taking a photo for the gram .... and I’m sure I can speak for the rest of you when I say that

Sorry, I hope HIS WIFE doesn’t buy the kids a paddling pool just like HIS WIFE brought those TWO veg steamers!

 

[Clemmieinwonderlust]

I really hope he doesn’t buy his kids a paddling pool over this lockdown as I for one, do NOT want to see him in his budgie smugglers and we all know he wouldn’t be able to resist taking a photo for the gram .... and I’m sure I can speak for the rest of you when I say that

Sorry, I hope HIS WIFE doesn’t buy the kids a paddling pool just like HIS WIFE brought those TWO veg steamers!

Aagreed every time he post with his kids i dont see a loving dad making memories with his family its the childsnatcher from chitty bang bangs vibe

The boy always looks so miserable

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

10% what? a saving? 10% more?

daft bleep can't even get that right... too busy arranging his frylight collection.

Save 10% using the code "Slimben10" on the link below

there you go ben, I did it for you.


let's wait till he reads his page again and I bet he changes it

 

[ABBAORFABBA]

Aagreed every time he post with his kids i dont see a loving dad making memories with his family its the childsnatcher from chitty bang bangs vibe

The boy always looks so miserable

I totally agree. No, he’s too busy stuffing the camera in their faces at every opportunity. He says he’s missed out on so much of them growing up due to his size and now he’s missing their teenage years as he’s too busy flirting online with women, taking photos of everything, taking even more photos of himself, collecting fry light and begging for all sorts of random crap! . Why would all that come before spending time with your kids!

Yeah, the boy does look miserable - I don’t blame him

 

[Clemmieinwonderlust]

10% what? a saving? 10% more?

daft bleep can't even get that right... too busy arranging his frylight collection.

Save 10% using the code "Slimben10" on the link below

there you go ben, I did it for you.


let's wait till he reads his page again and I bet he changes it

Does he make money by people that use that code?

 

[ABBAORFABBA]

10% what? a saving? 10% more?

daft bleep can't even get that right... too busy arranging his frylight collection.

Save 10% using the code "Slimben10" on the link below

there you go ben, I did it for you.


let's wait till he reads his page again and I bet he changes it

I bet he’s chosen that discount code himself too..... . I LOVE the way he chose the “slim Ben” part of his insta name rather than the “Big Ben” part to be his discount code . Again, I’m assuming he chooses it himself

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

Does he make money by people that use that code?

yes he will, I'm not sure how much, I'd imagine he gets the 10% they save.

He gets £1.50 everytime his code gets used I believe.

I bet he’s chosen that discount code himself too..... . I LOVE the way he chose the “slim Ben” part of his insta name rather than the “Big Ben” part to be his discount code . Again, I’m assuming he chooses it himself

he will do. Jd seasonings offered me one, they said I could choose it myself if i wanted it... I told them thanks but no thanks.

 

[Clemmieinwonderlust]

yes he will, I'm not sure how much, I'd imagine he gets the 10% they save.

He gets £1.50 everytime his code gets used I believe.


he will do. Jd seasonings offered me one, they said I could choose it myself if i wanted it... I told them thanks but no thanks.

Your nothing speical ben my dogs insta gets offered collabs all the time i just dont take them up on it cause hello not that desperate

 

[Starrysky]

I really hope he doesn’t buy his kids a paddling pool over this lockdown as I for one, do NOT want to see him in his budgie smugglers and we all know he wouldn’t be able to resist taking a photo for the gram .... and I’m sure I can speak for the rest of you when I say that

Sorry, I hope HIS WIFE doesn’t buy the kids a paddling pool just like HIS WIFE brought those TWO veg steamers!

They’ve already got one. They had it out a month or so ago and Ben posted photos of his daughter in her swimming costume and a photo of him and his wife stood in it. They even set up the walk-in tent.

 

[HereForLOLS]

Did you see the photo of him actually holding his sausage wrap with his sweaty hands the other day? That will creep you out even more . Vom! . That isn’t an innuendo, it’s a genuine description

Who holds an omelette in their hand like that

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

They’ve already got one. They had it out a month or so ago and Ben posted photos of his daughter in her swimming costume and a photo of him and his wife stood in it. They even set up the walk-in tent.

they can't take the manatee back to see world due to lockdown so they bring the next best thing to the manatee

 

[Clemmieinwonderlust]

Snares id be careful if i was you.
Ben the perve might come after you hes got a thing a about red lips