Ben Green #3

[DomMcGoldio]

Getting ready for work (something real men do Ben) taking a wagon to Birmingham, away from the family again but on weigh in I’ve lost nearly 4 and half stone now so I’ve contacted MTV to be at their awards I have contacted Good Morning Britain for an hour slot on there. I have contacted Rolls Royce because i want a new car gifted. I don’t want to work anymore I want to earn 30p a day every time so mug uses a code for skinny sauces you can use #donatetodickheaddom
I’ve got my photo shoot at 12 I’m going for a greatest showman so see you later suckers. Im going now to wake the wife up and take some photos in the shower and post them all over Instagram. I think I will just stick to working for a living and leave being a tosspot to the professional

 

[Auntiesammy]

I think all I will say about that particular post is that.. No.. Not everyone is going through the same thing at the moment. Every situation is different, and that's regardless of whether you are on your own, in a couple, living in a family or have friends living with you since lockdown began. It's quite a flippant /blasey remark to make... And of course a lot of us can be guilty of that at times...flippant remarks etc... However we don't take to making videos and hash tagging mental health awareness out of it, especially at this particular time. I know when I suffer the last thing I want to do is speak to anyone, bother anyone... Let alone piss arse around like that. Everyone is different, some of us hide when we are struggling, others don't. Personally I found that video quite pi55 taking, flippant, jumping on the band wagon by some people....perhaps others were asked to join in as their "buddies" said it was a great idea.. It wasn't.

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

Isn't it funny that since harry pickard did his feature thing for frylight, Ben has been strategically placing bottles of it in the background of his food pictures...

They don't seem to be biting tho do they..

Allow me to give you some pointers?

1.You could recreate the shower picture you did with the mrs and use a bottle of frylight in her place?

2. Take it on a trip to London?

3. Ignore number 2, how silly of me to forget...what happens in London, stays in London So frylight wouldn't find out would they

and finally and my personal fave...

4. Sniff it like you did that massive pizza.

If those ideas don't help, make your own apron.

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

If he had anything about him, he would have refused to accept the award.

I won it last year in my group, I hadnt been there very long, and there was this guy who had been there since before time began and I said that he should have it as he helps out in the group and other stuff.

For him to have been awarded that is a kick in the face to the other bloke. He probably has no mention of it on his profile because he cannot accept that he has had to share it and he thinks that sharing os beneath him.

He has no class, no respect, and no humility.

The man is a joke.

oh yeah, i promised a full frontal nude pic if he won didn't i... lucky he only half won so I just about get away with it

 

[PeekABooToYou]

He’s changed his T-shirt

Also, lying down on that kitchen floor in that fucking sweaty T-shirt and correct me if I’m wrong...is that his sweaty socks on the floor too above his head??

 

[Welshkitty83]

Just a selfie.. That I've tagged NIKE in just in case, like mate my selfies are usually on nights out I'm Not tagging echo falls, it's obviously what I'm Doing wrong haha

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

So I'm sat here, just browsing around, and i see this... it looks like he's riding his bike to get a peek up that womans dress

I swear I haven't edited this

 

[Spillthatteagirlfriend]

Caption this...........

Btech

throw back of James Corden and Lisa Riley

 

[Snarkypants]

Making threats now 'ard man. Look out whoever posted that, Benny Boy will come sort you out

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

I just do not accept that the lockdown is "affecting us all the same" or whatever snares said... how is it?

I've seen multiple videos of him in his car, making a bellend of himself on tiktok, and ben going miles away from where current welsh rules allow, prancing around supermarkets in masks for the 'gram

yet there are people that are grieving a loved one with the horrific death toll this country has had.

so, how is it affecting us all the same?

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

I’ve followed this thread for a while now but haven’t commented (until now!) - I had to comment as I’ve just seen yet another picture of him with a mask on posing in a supermarket where the possibility of there being a queue waiting outside is pretty likely and he probably didn’t just take one! Why anyone would take selfies in a supermarket is beyond me but it baffles me even more that he’s doing it during a pandemic!

Im not a slimming world member but I’ve seen that man of the year is this week - does he think he’s going to win it this year again even though he’s gained weight? Can you win if you’ve gained weight? I haven’t got a clue of the rules!

the group he attends will vote and the man with the most votes wins.

this cunt hasn't been to group for months(before the lockdown started) but now hes clicked it's big award time he's mr slimming world again.

wanker.

 

[PeekABooToYou]

@PeekABooToYou are you up to speed now?

Not quite yet! I’m working from home today but managed to go have another look on my lunch break...up to Lockdown starting and fucking dust masks being worn in the shops while holding a lonely can of baked beans

I did go and have a little nosey on IG though and I don’t know if it’s been mentioned at a later point in the thread, but noticed that although The Turd (aka Ben) follows Redlips but she doesn’t follow him! Something definitely went on in Birmingham...he probably tried gyrating his Wotsit against her on the dance floor or something No Spoilers Please!!!

I just can’t believe such a goon exists

Not quite yet! I’m working from home today but managed to go have another look on my lunch break...up to Lockdown starting and fucking dust masks being worn in the shops while holding a lonely can of baked beans

I did go and have a little nosey on IG though and I don’t know if it’s been mentioned at a later point in the thread, but noticed that although The Turd (aka Ben) follows Redlips but she doesn’t follow him! Something definitely went on in Birmingham...he probably tried gyrating his Wotsit against her on the dance floor or something No Spoilers Please!!!

I just can’t believe such a goon exists

Edited to add...I’ve not had the “pleasure” of watching his stories yet

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

Are we really meant to believe that he has eaten only overnight oats since yesterday morning?

Translates to "I'm eating off plan foods and can't post them on instagram"

fake cunt.

 

[free_speech_isnt_trolling]

To be honest most of the awards slimming world give out are a joke in my opinion, when its down to the members of a group to decide who gets it then its usually down to who goes to group that day and greatest loser is the person who lost the most amount of weight since joining so doesn't matter if youve not lost anything in that 12 months or even if youve gained as long as your overall total weight loss is the highest you'll be awarded, in my opinion that is so wrong and unfair on other members

I never used to stay for any of the awards nonsense lol. Leader would say “next week we will all be voting for Miss Slinky!!” And I used to think, no I won’t be lol. All too cringe for me. Now, if the prize was a free 12 week countdown, or all the cook books etc, I’d have been all over it, but I wasn’t in it for a certificate

They have quite a few awards. Man/woman of the year, is for whoever you think has been the most inspiring throughout the year. Not who's lost the most weight. So for example, there was a woman in my group who was a bit loud, but went with quite a few friends. Then there was a woman who went on her own, but she gave good food ideas and inspired you. Yes the hobby one won.

Greatest looser you dont vote, that goes to whoever has lost the most weight since starting but it's from who in group that night or the night before.

Mr/miss slinky, is whoever you think looks the most 'slinky' that you vote on.


I personally don't like any of them and I think there fixed by who's the favourite. I have won one in the past but I honestly think it was a sympathy vote, cause I had a sob story and no one ever spoke to me .

If he wins again his head wont get through the door.

I was going to say the class gob shite always wins, but I refrained hahaha x
I always kept myself to myself. The class gob shite would lose a pound and everyone would be all over her. I’d just sit in the corner with my 5lbs loss and think whatever!!

 

[Cocoloca]

Not sure what's more disturbing about him - his personality, his penchant for a photo shoot or how undercooked he eats his bacon.

 

[Spillthatteagirlfriend]

He makes my vagina dry up

 

[Starrysky]

I’m quite happy with using my 2 litre Vimto bottle in work for my water. I can even keep track of how much I drink. If I drink all of it, that’s a 2 litre intake. If I drink half, that’s 1 litre! It’s amazing! And it only cost me £2, with vimto squash inside! Mind blown!

Why does he keep cycling in the kitchen? It’s such a small space. Do it in the garden. He’s used the costa del kitchen ‘joke’ to death now. Thing is, it’s such nice weather just go for a proper bike ride. North wales is so lucky to have a cycle track along the coast, use it dick wad!

P.s. The hydrate mate, or what ever it’s called, isn’t keeping you hydrated. It’s the water that hydrates your nob rott!

I wonder when he will travel for another grope up, I mean meet up, so he can try it on with tess.



C’mon, who was it?

 

[imjustnosey]

So it was you calling Beggy Ben??

a banana per each cunt on the call!

 

[TheFabFader]

He did have the operation on his hand /wrist after he'd lost some weight , I remember seeing him all bandaged up

Are you sure it wasn’t bandaged because he was wanking too much in front of the bloody “wall of fame”?

 

[PeekABooToYou]

I have absolutely no idea how I came across this thread...currently half way through Thread 2 and just about fucking wet myself at the Dirty Shirl photo
Had never heard of this bawbag before reading this thread, but ffs, what a toss pot. I literally shudder at how creepy he is and my vagina clamps shut tight

Pretty excited at the fact I’ve still got the other half of Thread 2 plus this one!

Ps, Lard...I think I love you!!