We started off still raging by chilwell vibes and she’s now gone for a rebrand. Wait for the shit to hit the fan again
@Rodney2208 dog got involved and contacted other chilly Fan pages. Turns out he has his own burner IG
Chilly was spotted at a concert in red trousers. Sitting normally so there’s hope the injury’s improving.
We got good news he’s returned to light training, yay
Ben and Camilla followed then unfollowed then followed then oh who can keep up with this shit
We discovered some Swedish Porta potty hoes may have been staying at Chilly’s. We don’t know if they were there for him, Tom or Harvey but they were dog rough and gave a few people the ick
Chilly’s got covid we thought it maybe from the latest insta hoes but who knows. Looks like he’ll be isolating with dumb and Dumber for his birthday
A new tattler called
@bluetimes showed up and told us all Ben was lovely and Tom and Harvey are fuck boys who take advantage of him. They wouldn’t reveal who they was but implied they was a ‘close source’ and disappeared again but it was quite well punctuated and we got kisses?
@Geraldine.20.jobs made a triumphant return and enlightened us that being shat on by rich Arabs really is a career choice, who knew
Ben got some new dubious tattoos but one picture of his hand gripping a counter top flooded us all
We got to see the Ben and KP cricket video where Ben looked tiny but cute. We’re still agreed he may be small(ish) in stature but we’re confident he’ll still be big where it matters
Still no news on has he had a Chinese yet